Name: Theo Gets a Haircut From Native American
Uploaded: 2023-11-09T18:56:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Gets a Haircut From Native American' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Gets a Haircut From Native American' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-09. Transcript available.

yes native american uh heritage cultural month and um and yes i rolled up on my
boy my boy dreamer
uh he does hair he does hair over in uh in los angeles he does it over off of
uh
off ohio street in sepulveda and he'd give great cuts man and and i rolled up
on him once before
and uh and and i love him man he's really good he's a really compassionate guy
and he was open
i mean he was open i mean i guess you're always open if you don't have a real
store you just
have you know you're just setting up shit in a uh in a kind of like in a
halfway house parking lot
or whatever so yeah but he's a yeah he he's open and so i rolled up on him and
i was driving by so
i stopped right and i get in a chair i was you know i was first in line or
whatever
and and yeah now this time i was in a hurry i was in a hurry dude and i hate to
be in a hurry when
you're when you're like it's like dude we already you know i didn't do it but
we did some bad people
did bad stuff to native americans bro i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say that shit
and uh
and you don't want to it's hard to be like look i got nine you know i sat down
i was like dude i got
i just i'm in a hurry you know and he just he he just he just gets real natives
you know he gets he
drill drops into the culture sometime you know he's just like he's like i am of
the wyandot and the mommy
i am of the wyandot and the mommy i'm like i respect that bro but i gotta get
these sideburns
evened up daddy i got i gotta be up to 101 in eight minutes homie you know uh
but yeah he just he he'll
get real native on it you know we're like in the eve of the setting sun he's
just you know he'll just
like in the season of the quiet moon i'm like bro um yes i agree with you but i
gotta we gotta i need
these bangs just a half inch off these and i'm out you know he's like in the
valley of the two rivers
like what are you talking about bro i got a callic or what i got you know i
just i respect the topography
you're doing but i gotta go on me you know do you take venmo he's like uh in
the eve of the setting sky
oh you with sun trust whatever it is brother uh yeah i just i hate i hated that
i had to hurry but
um but i respect him man you know i respect native americans i respect anybody
that's doing what they
can um i'm sorry about everything that happened to native americans man i
really am a breaks my heart
you know oh and here we are trying to learn ways to live off the land again we've
gone full circle
i think because we're realizing some of the patterns of our civilization doesn't
work out
some of the patterns the mythological patterns of uh of capitalism and of those
sorts of things don't
always work out so we're looking for solutions now so yeah hug a damn native
brother this holiday season
hug a native baby buy him a squash you know you know buy him a uh cornucopia
you know buy him a um pork chop
you know get him a get him a beautiful piece of meat shank you know but treat
treat your native
friends well because they are the leaders they are the champions of time so i'm
really grateful to
been there and to have this cut and especially them you know back in the day
native they'll they scalp you
so right when i sat down well when i sat down his uh his uh truck battery had
died
so we had to use my uh i got a cherokee i got a cherokee dude so we used a cherokee
to um
do to jumpstart his clippers so that was good but it was a little risky too
because you don't i don't
know how much you know if you got 470 volts you're rolling through a set of clippers
dog that doodle
you know he'll open up a damn uh your occipital if you ain't careful in that he'll
down he'll line you
bro he'll line you up with the lord baby if you're not real careful you know so
god that was at a high octave you know the second he put it on the dogs were
howling up you know a couple
streets over and shit and um but we got it done so thank you dreamer baby thank
you i'm grateful and
happy um native heritage american month brother it's time we quit put bullshitting
and we let
these motherfuckers loose dog we need to break into these casinos and let these
motherfuckers
loose bro and put them back on horses and let them take let them take over this
that we're living in now native american heritage month is observed in november
um so that was beautiful
Thank you.