Name: The Peloton Incident (with Dana White)
Uploaded: 2023-11-16T17:26:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Peloton Incident (with Dana White)' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Peloton Incident (with Dana White)' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-16. Transcript available.

when you do a sponsorship deal with somebody you have to look deep into who
they are and you know
who's running the company who's making the decisions and are you aligned yeah i
love that
man yeah because we had robert kennedy jr on and we had a company call or a
couple companies call
after that and say yeah just stuff about him we're not advertising on this
episode my advertisers
like you guys need to take the episode down you know and uh and and we ended up
what's wrong with
him nothing nothing guy's fucking brilliant and i've known he's a smart fucking
guy for seven years
great guy i mean a neat man right i i've never met him yeah i've only watched
his stuff and and you
got this whole democrat republican fucking all this crazy bullshit he's a
fucking democrat yeah right
but now they hate him just because he doesn't believe like he's a democrat with
common sense
right yeah right he's like an old school democrat yeah and smart guy whatever
let me tell you this
let me fucking tell you this this is america you can fucking have whoever you
want on your podcast
you can do whatever the fuck you want to do imagine a sponsor that's sponsoring
you calling you and telling
you that you can't have this guy what sponsor did it um i i let me think and i'm
not afraid to name him
i don't know if i remember i really don't i don't know if i believe you but
okay that's fair um
but i really don't know if i remember oh peloton was the we just got an update
um it was peloton
was the band was the people who wanted an ad out peloton and meanwhile you have
rfk so peloton
yeah what do they sell fucking bikes the stationary bikes peloton sell
stationary bikes and they got a
problem of robert fucking kennedy fuck you peloton what do i do who the fuck
are they yeah first right
are you fucking kidding me yeah fucking peloton calling bitching about robert
kennedy
yeah dude you want to go nowhere who's the ceo of peloton i want to see this
fucking guy i want to see
this fucking lamb dude hey you know what gets you further than peloton hitchhiking
okay how about that
dude barry mccarthy this fucking wiener schnitzel huh let's see barry mccarthy
oh my god
oh oh oh yeah oh fucking yeah barry mccarthy looks like that guy a hundred
percent and it look if
you're just listening at home and you're thinking of what he looks like you're
right he looks like a
douchebag yeah dude 100 where's he from oh yeah he looks like somebody that
eats his own skin a little
bit at a time yeah he is he is uh where is he fucking call me up and said this
guy was complaining
about something i'd say oh fuck san francisco california there we go my boy
ring-a-ling dude
there you go they've been giving pelotons to fucking vagrants so that's why
they're not leaving
yeah uh fuck you peloton yeah do we have pelotons in the gym are those peloton
aspors no no there's bikes next to it aspors ask yeah we're getting rid of them
yeah we're getting
rid of the pelotons yeah and if they ever mail me we're sorry he's going to
kill himself but we're
getting rid of the pelotons look pelotons are out of the gym whoever uses the
most can fucking have
them at home but they can't use them here brother that's what you do that's
what you do you stop
fucking using their products and you fuck them yeah and tell them to go fuck
themselves and that's the
same thing for me like if somebody's telling you that you can't vote a certain
way if somebody's
telling you that if your boss is make a video and fucking blast imagine that
fucking dork yeah fucking
picking up the phone calling you and telling you that you can't have robert
kennedy who is a democrat
by the way you know that guy's a fucking democrat right telling you that you
can't fucking have him on
your show who the fuck are you barry mccarthy yeah to think you can pick up the
phone to call anybody
you sell fucking stationary bikes for a living you fucking clown fuck you yeah
fuck them dude god
dude and what is he fucking what is he he's probably middleweight i'll fucking
cut 40 pounds and fucking
that guy is the typical fucking pompous arrogant fucking douchebag that i
cannot stomach it's people
who don't yeah it's people that think they know what it's like somewhere and
they've never even been
there that's a story of a lot of our country these days but i like this it
gives me it gives me an
avenue to feel like i can fight back so i appreciate that you have to fight
back yeah you're gonna let
that fucking guy tell you what to do fuck no dude i will cook that dude's fuck
look at this there he is
that that right there tells you exactly what fucking barry mccarthy is all
about peloton just laid off
500 of their employees in their fourth round of cuts this year yep you know
what everybody listening
fucking fuck barry mccarthy and peloton okay that that's what a stand-up guy
barry is yeah dude and that's
why he ain't yeah it's fucking no one let off let off 500 more of his fucking
employees out in his
fourth round of cuts yeah and what's lamer than watching your husband get on a
bike that doesn't go
anywhere huh what wife is like oh i'm so proud of this guy that's like my dad
man right my uh get
borsari in here right now i need borsari in here yeah get him yeah is he a bicyclist
he has if he
isn't why does he look exactly he's just he's a workout freak i'm not bullshitting
you you can film
us yeah my my guys are going to take the pelotons out of the gym today we're
getting rid of them we're
going to go throw them in the fucking garbage today i'll be happy to toss him
in we're throwing the
pelotons in the garbage we're throwing them out of the ufc gym all right so
this is craig
we're sorry he's my head i know craig he's friends with my i know his neighbors
yep there you go oh
he's craig craig is very friendly with all his exceptional guy so uh he was in
a situation where
he had robert kennedy uh jr on his show and an advertiser called and told him
get rid of that
you're not posting that podcast take it down blah blah blah because he had robert
kennedy on
right um it was peloton okay well do you know who barry mccarthy is no barry mccarthy
is the ceo
of peloton yeah let us see barry mccarthy again can we see him again please we
got pictures of you
and barry mccarthy together actually craig is that is that pelotons that we
have in the gym
we have pelotons yeah they're going we're throwing them out yeah getting rid of
them that's barry
mccarthy this is the fucking guy that called and told him to take down the the
fucking we had an
episode does that look like the guy that would call him bitch about robert kennedy
jr he does doesn't
he who is that yeah fucking look at that guy like tim cook yeah he does huh a
little i don't know
tim cook i mean i'm just agreeing with you um i don't know him either look oh
oh apple okay
they're gone they're gone they're going out today so i gotta go back on the
road now
no you just got to use the assault bikes now instead yeah those are tougher
anyway
it's time to step up if i if i ask you to guess so he called and he wanted robert
kennedy jr
taken down right threatening him uh on his podcast right yeah they were about
to go public i think
their company is about to go public or something they're like this could ruin
everything that's
what our ad agency said to us they're worried this could ruin everything it's
fucking eight o'clock
at night on a friday or something fucking imagine that and uh and they made us
go take an older
episode down because of something he'd said in recently in the news or this was
like a year and
that two years ago where do you think barry lives where do you think he's from
just look at him
let's guess huh and listen to the conversation and see if you can tell me where
barry lives
yeah he probably lives let me craig
uh san francisco oh fucking ding ding ding ding ding
dude hey you just very lives in san francisco hold on you just won four pelotons
congrats you just won a whole fucking line of pelotons you can line them right
up in your house
you can have a flock of pelotons dude isn't that a band you can have a flock of
pelotons dude
that's classic man oh man um all right anyway just had to share that with you
yeah
yeah go figure out my new workout go get those bikes sent over to your house
yeah dude and send barry a text and tell him thanks thanks dude that makes you
feel empowered
honestly no this is what i do i like i like this dude i gotta do more of this
bro and no bike helmets
either anybody wearing a fucking bike helmet out there i bet you barry wears
the helmet when he
rides his oh i bet he wears one he rides his wife dude you fucking come around
me with a bike helmet dude
i would rather get a concussion and dive and be seen in a fucking bike helmet
so that is awesome
that's what i like i like i like to say is that what i like to do and i like to
see if it's like
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it's like
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