Name: Theo and Druski Remember Michael Jackson
Uploaded: 2023-11-17T18:09:58.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Druski Remember Michael Jackson' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Druski Remember Michael Jackson' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-17. Transcript available.

did you ever get to meet michael jackson no i didn't man i wish i did though
you know i was
what 10 when he died damn that would have been the time to meet him yeah yeah
yeah man sad times
though you know king of pop yeah i was at i was on stage one time and he pulled
up in the alley
outside of the window and uh wait wait wait you you have seen michael jackson
yeah i saw him like
you've seen him i've visually saw him outside of a second story window he was
going into the
costume shop it was at night and it was closed but they opened it up for him
and then he pulled up
and i saw him kind of get out and he got out all like he just looked like he
was just like he barely
like he just got out you know like he just kind of like was out yeah he didn't
have to really do a lot
yeah it seemed like he just wasn't there wasn't a lot to him you know he was
very like he's a fragile
person he's very fragile yeah yeah yeah he looked fragile man uh how tall was
michael jackson that's
a good question that is a good question i have no clue how tall michael jackson
i never thought about
how he's a frail guy like uh five foot nine five nine that's that's kind of
small bro yeah yeah
he's a smaller guy damn yeah because he started looking asian at the end huh he
switched up he made a big
switch up he went through all he went every he didn't miss a gender he didn't
miss an ethnicity
he hit mexican he hit them all man he hit them all for real then he went past
white like the white he
went was like that's what the white is like we're like oh he's the one that did
slavery bro we were
all pointing at him we're like that did it bro we were pointing at him dude he
looked like jackie o
at the end bro pull up jackie o man dang cuz he went all the way man dang bro
you know his dad was
beating the out of them though oh he was beating the out of him that's probably
why his dad
looked like that now the damn ball sack but a lot of black guys can sing anyway
it's like why would you
even beat your kid into singing yeah yeah but he was talented i think he just
wanted them to be perfect
though you know yeah yeah damn bro sometimes you get excellence out of that
though yeah yeah yeah i
wonder if people you could beat somebody into excellence maybe that's an
example of it huh that's
an example but you know they they lose their mind after it it all so it's it's
it's it's a bad trail
just this downhill trail man sad i'm friends with his daughter she's awesome jenna
jackson no paris
jackson who the is that oh michael jackson's daughter yeah are you really yeah
she's a sweetheart
wow um where's blanket can we where's blanket let's talk about blanket baby
blanket disappeared
right oh god i don't know i think he changed his name and everything he's not
really yeah oh yeah
yeah i don't think blanket jackson is throw rug or something he looked
different blanket is like a
because a lot of brothers used to have crazy names back in the day blanket whisker
yeah you'd meet a
brother named i think he changed his name didn't he damn he kind of had that
native american look
wow did did michael jackson use his own nut to make his kids oh couldn't have
you mean into a woman
he look indian yeah there's no way that there ain't no black gene in that he
looked like full moonwalk
yeah yeah yeah that's no black gene in that blood right there i think oh yeah
but that's a good
question right i think even the paris jackson how does she look she's
completely white right she has
more of a white look she has a little bit i think she gets you can see a little
bit of um like
there you go ain't no i ain't no black in that blood i don't know she got a
little bit urban in the eyes
i think in the eyes i think so they're blue yeah but they want to be black
how do they want to be black you can see looking at mitch's zoom in zach dang
come on man let's see
guessing yeah nah that's i don't see any black there man other than the pupils
yeah that's a little
that's about it yeah nah he didn't make that with his nut man i'm telling you i
don't know that's
funny yeah because i guess if you are not because i don't know if he was
attracted to i guess he was
attracted to women huh yeah yeah yeah but who knows you know yeah it's michael
jackson yeah dude yeah
Thank you.