Name: Theo on: Thanksgiving Pies
Uploaded: 2023-11-22T00:39:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo on: Thanksgiving Pies' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo on: Thanksgiving Pies' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-22. Transcript available.

hey theo what's up this is blake from atlanta atlanta onward and i've been
thinking about pies
i've been thinking about pumpkin pie and i've been thinking about you know pecan
pie because
i've heard of both of those pies oh yeah man and i know you i love pie and i
don't know if you knew
that or not before you called but man i love pie because a pie is just a pie
just looks up at a
cake and is like hey look at all the fucking beautiful shit i did in just an
inch and a half
motherfucker you up there it's like watching a mexican dude do well in
basketball that's a pie
and he looking up all of their these all these cakes all these german chocolate
hitters
six story nine story they got euro players he's you know tiramisu hitting them
from the threes and that
and doing them baby gator shots and all of that shit off the back top and then
they got you a boy
little hector you know hector piso uno bro and he's that pie baby and he gets
it all done at the bottom of the bowl and i respect that 100 i love pies and i'm
just shocked you even
knew that i was thinking about them as much because it's so crazy soon as halloween
once that pumpkin
strikes midnight and cinderella gets out that bitch i got pie in my sky baby
let's hear more so you've
heard of pumpkin pies and you've heard of pecan pies but what but i've never
heard of pumpkin pie
that's something i've never heard of what do you mean and that'd be like a
little half and half
pumpkin pie half pumpkin half pecan so i was thinking about that pie and i was
thinking
is that something that you would be interested in is that something that you
would try or are you more
like a pie traditionalist and you don't think that we need to be melding
different types of pies
so thank you for taking my call and happy halloween oh man i think you're on to
something that pump
can huh and that's uplifting too because pump can do this can that means
anybody you know you have a
piece of pie next thing you know you you know you and your cousin fucking
sharing whipped cream you know
you're sharing the toppings on each other and that's pumpkin but pump can now
you and your cousin starting a small
business and i love that that pumpkin pecan boom boom that's a diversity you
know i like that little
you know that that little pie that pie movement yeah i love pies man and you
know you know what's funny
now that you say it i do need to branch out because i've been so convicted to
apple and i've been so
convicted and i'm fucking dude you show me a peach dude i swear to god you show
me a peach cobbler you
had a peach cobbler in the woods maybe i would say up to 60 feet off the interstate
even behind a couple
trees and i'll still be able to see that bitch driving at 65 miles an hour i
will still be able to see
that thing boy my eyes are keen to a cobbler baby i got that cobble wobble in
my face son you know i'm
saying i see a dessert enough you know i just can't even handle myself i see a
cobble you can
dude gas station i'll be a full tank bruh i'll be driving by it i don't need
any gas i see peach
cobbler 215 a quarter pound bruh
dude this thing ain't even a tesla and this bitch is doing automatic u-turns
i'll be u-turning up in that ad gas all right i'm pumping gas the tank is full
bruh i'm filling
the back seat up with gas i don't give a fuck i want an excuse to get that he
and her and that's
that collar uh dude my neck goes limp around a cobbler i can't dude i gotta
have two two you know
two shorties two beautiful little uh southern you know little biscuit babies in
there to hold me up
while i while i order it because i'm my neck goes limp around a cobbler
because a cobbler they basically just took a peach pie
put that bitch in the streets for a few weeks and taught that thing how to twerk
baby
and that's a cobbler boy and i do that cobble wobble
i'm a cobbler son i'm fitting shoes for my sweet tooth son
i love cobbler but yeah i appreciate you calling about that
i love cobbler son i love cobbler son i love cobbler son i love cobbler son i
love cobbler