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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Stavros Halkias Roasting Politicians For 15 Minutes' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-11-29. Transcript available.

dude did you see these two did you see this is how just weird the world is
getting stopped
is like yeah did you see the two there was i think mullins was the guy's name
in the um
the senator what was this this was yeah i think this was yesterday or two days
ago republican
senator mark wayne mullen challenged teamsters president sean o'brien to fight
during a senate
hearing rising from his seat before the committee chair stepped in to defuse
the conversation this
is pretty interesting the senator challenged him to a fight yeah it's just
crazy that like this is
where we're at i know dude yeah let's play it now let's talk about mr o'brien
himself his behavior
as everybody knows and it's here in the last time him and i kind of had a back
and forth but after
you left here you got pretty excited about the keyboard in fact you tweeted at
me one two
three four five times and let me read what the last one said um said quit the
tough guy act and these
senate hearings you know where to find me any place anytime cowboy sir this is
a time this is a place
no it's not dickhead you're in the senate okay that's fine perfect you want to
do it now i'd love
to do right now get his ass bernie can i respond hold it get his ass bernie
this is a hearing god knows
the american people have enough contempt for congress let's not make it worse i
don't like
thugs and bullies and i don't like you because you described yourself hold it
you have the mic you
have time all right your statement then let's do this because i did challenge
you and i accepted your
challenge and you went quiet no i didn't go quiet i was you challenged me to a
cage match acting like a
12 year old school yeah excuse me hold it no excuse me i will say i will say
exactly i have the mic you
have questions on any economic issues we're not here to talk about physical
abuse that's good man
that's crazy meanwhile that guy has two of valde moms sitting behind him like
so sad about what
happened to their kids and that's what they're doing dude that's insane the
center's talking about being
your made no your made yeah and he's three and oh mark wayne what are you
fighting uh-huh
probably i would guess oh yeah mma he played yeah yeah you think he had the
under giant with the
one yeah with the one shoulder he's out of westville oklahoma wow so he was
maybe semi-pro
interesting um did he have a nickname though that would be his best does it
have his
the senator what if his nickname was the senator mark big government i like
that big government
mark when you have two names oh he beat clinton bonds oh clinton bonds he beat
him twice he fought
bobby kelly he fought bobby kelly dude stop hit me dude what the he lured
uh that's awesome but it's just that's weird man where it's getting now yeah is
that absolutely that's how
we're gonna raise money for the for the for their county or whatever yeah
because they're like yeah
they're gonna do a fight versus an only fans model and that's where the funding
is gonna it's like
yeah the government is dead man it's like that's what happens when you don't
get money when it's so
clear that these are bought and paid for that you don't respect them anymore
and so then it becomes
not who do i trust to like take care of my district but who's cool and it
becomes a weird popularity
contest and you get a guy who'll probably be like i'm not a i challenge some dork
to a fight
and then some morons will be like that's my guy or like what's her face jacking
off that guy at
beetlejuice like that was the coolest thing she's ever done oh i didn't see lauren
bober she jack she
over the pants jacked her date first date i don't agree with her politics but i
do agree with her
stance as a date yeah that's that's her date etiquette is awesome yeah
especially in a movie
there and it was a packed movie theater yeah yeah yeah i remember seeing that i
was like wow there's
other people right there and it's like it's the trump effect of like yeah the
guy's entertaining
yeah the guy's fucking entertaining they i feel i'm at the point with biden
just they it's not it feels
like they shouldn't do this to an old person oh dude it's fully elder abuse
that's what i feel like
yeah yes yes and it feels like it's almost like they're trying to create stockholm
syndrome within
us that we think it's crazy like yeah like if that were my dad or grandpa i
would be like hey
don't do this to him look how sad he looks
holy he looks so sad dude the other day one of the first of all that looks like
a guy wearing a joe
biden mask somebody get that his dosage of super adderall what the dude they do
i do not want to see him in public unless they've got him dosed with like
whatever you know growth
hormone whatever dude he is how good do you whatever he's they give him must
feel offers
or peptides you think whatever it is dude some kind of we don't even know about
but yeah
the other day he answered there was some question you see that video he
answered clarissa explains it
all was his answer holy that was when i was a child that's awesome dude that's
20 years ago but
yeah he just smelled a kid this morning and he's like how old are you there's a
new video and he
he's like are you 17 and her brother goes she's six
sorry old habits die hard he's just clicking he's got the kind of dementia
where he's like
now he's acting like he did in his 40s and now is it when he's riding that amtrak
down to delaware
oh yeah cute woman sits next to him on the on the fucking uh where you're
heading honey yeah yeah
yeah you're 17 right yeah yeah he knows the age of consent of all the states
the amtrak passes
new york jersey each town oh yeah six your birthday's in september 10th hey
stop the train right here
conductor stop it for 12 minutes hey let's slow down in delaware you know i'm
trying to meet a girl
he knows the safe havens yeah 16 year old say at the age of oh you know he was
up hey hey let me know
before we reach the potomac you know i gotta i gotta telegram a girl charge of
research by an
a six-year-old girl if she's 17 dude is this what is this guy want to be a
comedian it's funny though
to call him creepy it's like all right guys he's clearly losing his mind that's
what i don't like
let's get you know yeah i don't have i don't have the faculties to be a pedophile
anymore right
that's the unfair part of it yeah it's like yeah cut down in his prime now that
he's finally now he's
finally got all the power in the world he's too senile to be a pedophile it's
heartbreaking to those
pedophiles dude it's like the uh the um uh what's the the old the old sci-fi uh
oh why don't you're
talking about uh twilight zone black mirror top of twilight yes twilight zone
where the guy has
all the time in the world and his glasses break and he can't read anymore he's
like but there
was time now that's biden now he's like but i'm the president now i could go to
epstein's island
yeah it's like no it's over sorry joey it's the rides are shut down yeah
just a senile joe biden sadly walking through an empty epstein's island
what now that i get in it's that was the ticket booth right there he's just uh
seeing a plaque
where there's like bill clinton smiling yeah that's where i want a stuffed for
14 year old
that's where i want a goldfish that's what we called him it was a chinese boy
if you do the ski ball they have that those disc toss but it's on a chinese boy's
penis you gotta get it on
it's high difficulty
let's just say high difficulty
you're like man there's no way to get this on there huh you're like complaining
i saw bill gates do it
he did it he had a whole yeah i saw stephen hawking build a robot that could do
it
yeah they're like dice clay landed a smoke ring on it trump claimed it was
fixed yeah
it's like yeah i could do it it's true that it's like these op none of these
options are good where
it's like you see um like on polling like the little stuff that i pay attention
to it's like
when you ask people generic democrat versus trump generic democrat wins and you
ask them generic
republican versus biden generic republican wins it's like they just don't want
these guys nobody wants
these guys and it's like democrats have nobody they have no like kamala harris
has no sauce whatsoever
they're not even making a plan though that's what that's the part i don't
understand like what could
their strategy be they can't have joe biden run again i don't think it's
because it's just not going
to be to me it just gets to the point where it's like that's the part that's to
me makes me sad it's
like yeah can we stop doing this to this guy like it's just not fair let him
eat some ice cream
right bring in come on bring somebody else in his stead right now that at least
is a
somebody who's viable right you know for all intents and purposes we should
consider him dead
like he's not he's technically breathing yeah but like for all intents and
purposes
the guy's gotta you know you like let him retire let him hang out dude he's had
a whole nice career
of being a you know one of the most lucky guys of all time but i don't know
dude but his son died
you know yeah his son died um he was in a union fire or he was doing something
he was in the
merchant marines he was on the top of kilimanjaro and his son passed away fell
into a black school
district and died at the hands of uh narcan and local gunfire it was either
that or brain cancer i
can't tell i would think it was that though he might be i think he drowned at
the audubon zoo
somewhere outside of cincinnati when joe burrow threw him a pass over the
middle yeah yeah he hung
about the dry al wilson hit him yeah yeah you hate to see that man i remember
like it was yesterday
i remember like it was tomorrow botox oh yeah this dude this is just exactly
where we are again as a
society george george santos they said he spent 400 000 on only fans again of
his campaign i gotta say
respect because this guy's a idiot and he's like like that's the thing this guy's
a crook right yeah and
he really realistically like was like well a way to be a crook a sick way to be
a crook is to be
a set or a representative and he's just killing it dude yeah this happened more
and more he spent
a honeymoon in vegas um he did a hamptons holidays being a chubby guy with botox
is not hampton inn huh
that's not very expensive no no the hamptons in uh long island oh that dude i
like billy joel
they redid them about 12 years ago the hampton ends they're great your hampton
inn guy i love them
elevators are all the same they have like a little nice positive thing on it
okay with like a black
kid on a rope swing or like a white kid like getting a lemonade yes yes yes yes
i was always
a holiday and express man oh really it came to the lower levels i haven't been
to i have not a hampton
inn guy my top spender she put up well here's his problem he also put george
santos as his screen
name wait what the that's a girl right that was her but her top spender she's
saying she's an only fans
model but he's gay santos is gay is he yeah well he spent 435 000 attempting to
not be gay
what the go to this girl's is that is she trans or something or is she does she
peg guys yeah let's
see if she's trans uh or maybe she guys no wow i mean if she's trans i'm
sucking that thing no problem if
she's trans dude uh red rover red rover i'll be right oh i might have to yeah i'll
be right over
wow what's her name i mean she seems like she might be trans which again no
problems here suga sex huh
why don't we scroll down just a little bit and george santos was looking at her
i thought that guy was gay
as hell yeah he might not be gay anymore i think for 435 000 you can make it
out of anything
you know yeah that's true where i'm from anyway that's a nice no that's a nice
chunk yeah you know
nice chunk but absolutely you can stuff the condoms full of money and just to
keep your dick hard that
way in a woman worst case scenario doesn't santos also have like a hot also
scammer sister i think
i saw somebody tweet about that well a lot of people are just making it to
politics now but it's like
they're well it's funny because you don't want lifelong politicians it feels
like because the system is
so dirty of course yeah but then it's also like you'd you get these like just
fly by night kind of
people like fetterman right um who i'm not saying is bad or good but he's just
you know sometimes he
shows up like he's you know like it's a off day yeah he's got his uh sweat
shorts on me and him
dress way too similar oh that's a good point he's like although he's not this
dripped out but you know
on my on my on my travel days no if you're dripping he's he is he's a leak yeah
yeah it's like he wears
like champion athletics yes yes yes you know which a lot i respect it it's
comfortable yeah i know dude it's
it's tough not to be like like almost like nihilistic where this is just not
going to get
better where you're like it just feels like they're gonna they're gonna suck
people dry so much and i
just don't see any representation of like what a lot of i mean it would have to
be like a youth movement
i think but right of of like young people just having enough of this and like
because
old people are just gonna stay conservative that's how it goes traditionally
and i just think like
i don't know man you just gotta has to get shaken up and we just need
just basic i mean you saw obviously i was a big bernie guy and you there was a
big outpouring of like
like trump and bernie it's not a it's not a coincidence that two kind of
outside different
things really registered with people i wish they'd have ran together yeah yeah
i really do because i
think then you have yeah where the two or if one of them gets provides one of
them gets president they
have to compete again they have to work to really work together yeah instead of
just working with
some guy you picked yeah you have to work with the other side yeah i know what
you mean but there's
no way like those guys were so apart on so much but i know what you mean like
but as a as a as a
person yeah an american of it in like oh that this is what i need
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Theo Von and Stavros Halkias Roasting Politicians For 15 Minutes

dude did you see these two did you see this is how just weird the world is
getting stopped
is like yeah did you see the two there was i think mullins was the guy's name
in the um
the senator what was this this was yeah i think this was yesterday or two days
ago republican
senator mark wayne mullen challenged teamsters president sean o'brien to fight
during a senate
hearing rising from his seat before the committee chair stepped in to defuse
the conversation this
is pretty interesting the senator challenged him to a fight yeah it's just
crazy that like this is
where we're at i know dude yeah let's play it now let's talk about mr o'brien
himself his behavior
as everybody knows and it's here in the last time him and i kind of had a back
and forth but after
you left here you got pretty excited about the keyboard in fact you tweeted at
me one two
three four five times and let me read what the last one said um said quit the
tough guy act and these
senate hearings you know where to find me any place anytime cowboy sir this is
a time this is a place
no it's not dickhead you're in the senate okay that's fine perfect you want to
do it now i'd love
to do right now get his ass bernie can i respond hold it get his ass bernie
this is a hearing god knows
the american people have enough contempt for congress let's not make it worse i
don't like
thugs and bullies and i don't like you because you described yourself hold it
you have the mic you
have time all right your statement then let's do this because i did challenge
you and i accepted your
challenge and you went quiet no i didn't go quiet i was you challenged me to a
cage match acting like a
12 year old school yeah excuse me hold it no excuse me i will say i will say
exactly i have the mic you
have questions on any economic issues we're not here to talk about physical
abuse that's good man
that's crazy meanwhile that guy has two of valde moms sitting behind him like
so sad about what
happened to their kids and that's what they're doing dude that's insane the
center's talking about being
your made no your made yeah and he's three and oh mark wayne what are you
fighting uh-huh
probably i would guess oh yeah mma he played yeah yeah you think he had the
under giant with the
one yeah with the one shoulder he's out of westville oklahoma wow so he was
maybe semi-pro
interesting um did he have a nickname though that would be his best does it
have his
the senator what if his nickname was the senator mark big government i like
that big government
mark when you have two names oh he beat clinton bonds oh clinton bonds he beat
him twice he fought
bobby kelly he fought bobby kelly dude stop hit me dude what the he lured
uh that's awesome but it's just that's weird man where it's getting now yeah is
that absolutely that's how
we're gonna raise money for the for the for their county or whatever yeah
because they're like yeah
they're gonna do a fight versus an only fans model and that's where the funding
is gonna it's like
yeah the government is dead man it's like that's what happens when you don't
get money when it's so
clear that these are bought and paid for that you don't respect them anymore
and so then it becomes
not who do i trust to like take care of my district but who's cool and it
becomes a weird popularity
contest and you get a guy who'll probably be like i'm not a i challenge some dork
to a fight
and then some morons will be like that's my guy or like what's her face jacking
off that guy at
beetlejuice like that was the coolest thing she's ever done oh i didn't see lauren
bober she jack she
over the pants jacked her date first date i don't agree with her politics but i
do agree with her
stance as a date yeah that's that's her date etiquette is awesome yeah
especially in a movie
there and it was a packed movie theater yeah yeah yeah i remember seeing that i
was like wow there's
other people right there and it's like it's the trump effect of like yeah the
guy's entertaining
yeah the guy's fucking entertaining they i feel i'm at the point with biden
just they it's not it feels
like they shouldn't do this to an old person oh dude it's fully elder abuse
that's what i feel like
yeah yes yes and it feels like it's almost like they're trying to create stockholm
syndrome within
us that we think it's crazy like yeah like if that were my dad or grandpa i
would be like hey
don't do this to him look how sad he looks
holy he looks so sad dude the other day one of the first of all that looks like
a guy wearing a joe
biden mask somebody get that his dosage of super adderall what the dude they do
i do not want to see him in public unless they've got him dosed with like
whatever you know growth
hormone whatever dude he is how good do you whatever he's they give him must
feel offers
or peptides you think whatever it is dude some kind of we don't even know about
but yeah
the other day he answered there was some question you see that video he
answered clarissa explains it
all was his answer holy that was when i was a child that's awesome dude that's
20 years ago but
yeah he just smelled a kid this morning and he's like how old are you there's a
new video and he
he's like are you 17 and her brother goes she's six
sorry old habits die hard he's just clicking he's got the kind of dementia
where he's like
now he's acting like he did in his 40s and now is it when he's riding that amtrak
down to delaware
oh yeah cute woman sits next to him on the on the fucking uh where you're
heading honey yeah yeah
yeah you're 17 right yeah yeah he knows the age of consent of all the states
the amtrak passes
new york jersey each town oh yeah six your birthday's in september 10th hey
stop the train right here
conductor stop it for 12 minutes hey let's slow down in delaware you know i'm
trying to meet a girl
he knows the safe havens yeah 16 year old say at the age of oh you know he was
up hey hey let me know
before we reach the potomac you know i gotta i gotta telegram a girl charge of
research by an
a six-year-old girl if she's 17 dude is this what is this guy want to be a
comedian it's funny though
to call him creepy it's like all right guys he's clearly losing his mind that's
what i don't like
let's get you know yeah i don't have i don't have the faculties to be a pedophile
anymore right
that's the unfair part of it yeah it's like yeah cut down in his prime now that
he's finally now he's
finally got all the power in the world he's too senile to be a pedophile it's
heartbreaking to those
pedophiles dude it's like the uh the um uh what's the the old the old sci-fi uh
oh why don't you're
talking about uh twilight zone black mirror top of twilight yes twilight zone
where the guy has
all the time in the world and his glasses break and he can't read anymore he's
like but there
was time now that's biden now he's like but i'm the president now i could go to
epstein's island
yeah it's like no it's over sorry joey it's the rides are shut down yeah
just a senile joe biden sadly walking through an empty epstein's island
what now that i get in it's that was the ticket booth right there he's just uh
seeing a plaque
where there's like bill clinton smiling yeah that's where i want a stuffed for
14 year old
that's where i want a goldfish that's what we called him it was a chinese boy
if you do the ski ball they have that those disc toss but it's on a chinese boy's
penis you gotta get it on
it's high difficulty
let's just say high difficulty
you're like man there's no way to get this on there huh you're like complaining
i saw bill gates do it
he did it he had a whole yeah i saw stephen hawking build a robot that could do
it
yeah they're like dice clay landed a smoke ring on it trump claimed it was
fixed yeah
it's like yeah i could do it it's true that it's like these op none of these
options are good where
it's like you see um like on polling like the little stuff that i pay attention
to it's like
when you ask people generic democrat versus trump generic democrat wins and you
ask them generic
republican versus biden generic republican wins it's like they just don't want
these guys nobody wants
these guys and it's like democrats have nobody they have no like kamala harris
has no sauce whatsoever
they're not even making a plan though that's what that's the part i don't
understand like what could
their strategy be they can't have joe biden run again i don't think it's
because it's just not going
to be to me it just gets to the point where it's like that's the part that's to
me makes me sad it's
like yeah can we stop doing this to this guy like it's just not fair let him
eat some ice cream
right bring in come on bring somebody else in his stead right now that at least
is a
somebody who's viable right you know for all intents and purposes we should
consider him dead
like he's not he's technically breathing yeah but like for all intents and
purposes
the guy's gotta you know you like let him retire let him hang out dude he's had
a whole nice career
of being a you know one of the most lucky guys of all time but i don't know
dude but his son died
you know yeah his son died um he was in a union fire or he was doing something
he was in the
merchant marines he was on the top of kilimanjaro and his son passed away fell
into a black school
district and died at the hands of uh narcan and local gunfire it was either
that or brain cancer i
can't tell i would think it was that though he might be i think he drowned at
the audubon zoo
somewhere outside of cincinnati when joe burrow threw him a pass over the
middle yeah yeah he hung
about the dry al wilson hit him yeah yeah you hate to see that man i remember
like it was yesterday
i remember like it was tomorrow botox oh yeah this dude this is just exactly
where we are again as a
society george george santos they said he spent 400 000 on only fans again of
his campaign i gotta say
respect because this guy's a idiot and he's like like that's the thing this guy's
a crook right yeah and
he really realistically like was like well a way to be a crook a sick way to be
a crook is to be
a set or a representative and he's just killing it dude yeah this happened more
and more he spent
a honeymoon in vegas um he did a hamptons holidays being a chubby guy with botox
is not hampton inn huh
that's not very expensive no no the hamptons in uh long island oh that dude i
like billy joel
they redid them about 12 years ago the hampton ends they're great your hampton
inn guy i love them
elevators are all the same they have like a little nice positive thing on it
okay with like a black
kid on a rope swing or like a white kid like getting a lemonade yes yes yes yes
i was always
a holiday and express man oh really it came to the lower levels i haven't been
to i have not a hampton
inn guy my top spender she put up well here's his problem he also put george
santos as his screen
name wait what the that's a girl right that was her but her top spender she's
saying she's an only fans
model but he's gay santos is gay is he yeah well he spent 435 000 attempting to
not be gay
what the go to this girl's is that is she trans or something or is she does she
peg guys yeah let's
see if she's trans uh or maybe she guys no wow i mean if she's trans i'm
sucking that thing no problem if
she's trans dude uh red rover red rover i'll be right oh i might have to yeah i'll
be right over
wow what's her name i mean she seems like she might be trans which again no
problems here suga sex huh
why don't we scroll down just a little bit and george santos was looking at her
i thought that guy was gay
as hell yeah he might not be gay anymore i think for 435 000 you can make it
out of anything
you know yeah that's true where i'm from anyway that's a nice no that's a nice
chunk yeah you know
nice chunk but absolutely you can stuff the condoms full of money and just to
keep your dick hard that
way in a woman worst case scenario doesn't santos also have like a hot also
scammer sister i think
i saw somebody tweet about that w