Name: Kat Von D is Blacking Out All of Her Tattoos
Uploaded: 2023-12-15T17:40:59.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kat Von D is Blacking Out All of Her Tattoos' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kat Von D is Blacking Out All of Her Tattoos' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-15. Transcript available.

oh but i want to ask about your tattoos so you are getting uh you're getting
inked out what is it is
there a term for it's really fascinating looking it reminds me one of those hairless
cats yeah i
have hairless cats um yeah i just i've been blacking out all my tattoos and so
i'm in the
process i have like almost 80 of my body done now oh my god yeah but i'm not it's
not gonna look
like a like i'm wearing a scuba diving like thing it's gonna i'm gonna have
like these like black
flowers kind of you know so how black and how long does this process take kind
of so i think i'm up
to 40 uh 40 hours now so but but i mean i've done like the arms yeah but in
increments i you know i
go and i can't sit for more than two or three hours and there's this guy in philly
that um he like
specializes in it but it's funny because you know when i first got into tattooing
was during a time
when there was no tattoo shows or anything so it was like you would not get
hired if you had a face
tattoo or you know what i mean it was a different era and then i think when
like certain celebrities
started getting tattooed like the drew barry moore's and the angelina jolie's
like it started kind of
bringing it to the like if you had a tattoo a cute one it was okay you know and
then the tv shows like
blew up and then everybody has a tattoo now and it's kind of boring but um but
i feel like ever since i
started blacking out my tattoos i feel like i went back to the time where
people hated tattoos again
because people just do not like this they like they're very confused by why i'm
doing this every
time i post progress shots it's always like why are you doing this to yourself
like this is so ugly
like this is you know i think it looks for some reason i i didn't know what i
think it looks nice
i did too i like i like very interesting yeah it's almost fascinating in a
strange way like it's like like the inverse
of something yeah exactly you know it's like that car it's like carb i don't
know what it is um
but it's yeah it's uh i'm not i don't like pain so i you know i just numb
myself up and
you know he sits there and tattoos me when you say numb yourself what do you
put on the analgesic or
something or you do a pill anesthetics like oh okay like a cream does that work
really yeah
i mean it saves me like a good an hour and a half or something like that yeah
no i can't do pills i
can't do anything like yeah yeah oh yeah yeah i can't do nothing like that boy
nope i don't do no
pills bubby yeah um and so how much now you're going to get 80 of your body
done no i'm going to do
all of it your whole body's going to be in a in uh uh in dark ink your whole
body's going to be in dark
ink yeah and now but it'll have like sections that are like you know like see
how there's okay so parts
that aren't yeah yeah yeah oh interesting wow it's almost like uh it reminds
you of like stained glass or
something for some reason it'll look nice i'm like like people need to trust
the process it'll look
good at the end yeah if anybody has an eye for something that's unique or
trying to do something
new i like that yeah it seems like you would be at least granted that ability
to experiment yeah oh
yeah here's a video of you right here yeah so that's like my last session i did
wow i felt after oh what is
that boy is that a damn cake cutter that's 40 needles yeah damn brother that
thing oh wow
yeah that's cool do you think you'll go back to tattooing or do you still do it
um
is that a weird question i don't know i don't know what's on about tattooing no
no it's cool um
yeah i think i'll i'll always want a tattoo until my eyesight goes or something
but i don't know if i'm
interested in doing um like i i just you know i i stopped doing tattoos for
money decades ago it's
been like you know almost like 15 years or something like i just i just tattoo
my friends
you know oh yeah yeah because i think uh the dynamic is can be pretty intense
sometimes if you're tattooing
like people you don't know you know so because you're like in a room together
intimately for like
you know you're stuck in there sometimes it's been a nightmare being stuck in a
room with somebody
uh i'm never alone but like or usually when i used to tattoo strangers but uh
but now you know um i
just tattoo my friends do people like say they hire you for like a specific a
guest that like is that
kind of thing happen as a tattoo artist like when you get to have a claim as a
tattoo artist do they
say like i want you to come and do my tattoo like i want to hire you like oh
like how do you book an
appointment you mean or like specifically like does that happen like some
people might like uh
comp commission no it's a commission commission yeah yeah yeah i mean i would
always yeah yeah i mean
it kind of works that way like people when i used to take appointments it would
be more like they'd have
to show me what they wanted to get and have like you know a little bit of the
backstory that kind of
thing and then we would have like a booking process but now do people does it
ever you get a ring from
like a prince of like nodding or something and they want to does that happen to
yeah and i don't like
that okay i don't like when people like like want me to go to them because like
first of all it's like
you're creating a sterile environment and so like i don't want to do that in
your kitchen you know i've
only done that like a few times for for my friends friends but like i something
about like i don't
know i don't like feeling like a like a stripper or something oh so the okay
there's something about
that then oh yeah that's interesting yeah oh i would hate to be a stripper i
would be so bad at it
i would hate to be a stripper and i would hate to be a stripper and i would
hate to be a stripper so that i
would hate to be a stripper and i would hate to be a stripper and i would hate
to be a stripper so i