Name: Garbage Man Breaks Down the WORST Smells in Waste
Uploaded: 2023-12-19T16:00:12.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Garbage Man Breaks Down the WORST Smells in Waste' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Garbage Man Breaks Down the WORST Smells in Waste' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-12-19. Transcript available.

what yeah what ethnicity probably has the worst smelling garbage it was all the
same it was all
it's garbage man once you throw it in there it's all blended in and like you
said during the summers
it was it was grueling like people would walk by like covering their faces like
that's how bad
the truck smelled sometimes i once you're in it you don't know anymore why you
you don't smell
nothing anymore you get used to it huh so used to it cat cat urine was the
worst for me oh it was
awful because it would you would rub up on a bag that a cat just pissed on and
like yeah like you
was saying with the truck now we we get in me and my partner and i i know like
bags stay far away from
me yeah you know i'm big enough guy long enough arms i kept that shit away i
never let the bags touch my
legs and i would look at my partner i'm like you got hit and he's like what do
you mean i said you
don't smell that because now you get in it's even cold out you close the doors
put the heat on and
you smell that turn cat piss up you know oh yeah oh yeah yeah disgusting it's
the worst smell out there
yeah i remember we used to get a bowl of cat piss and uh we would do a hair
dryer over it bro just to
piss my sister off do it under the door by her room fuck her dude awful fuck
her um wow so there's no
time a year really when the trash smells worse huh well the summer's a bit just
the summer's general
overall but yeah it's you know there was some point you know you would open up
a lid and if it was
sitting there with maggots and stuff you you get a kick and that's another
smell that was pretty brutal
but other than that it's you got used to it like that reminds me of the time i
smell a skunk i'm like
what the fuck is that smell in the back of the truck like that's something odd
so now i could smell it
and there was like a skunk in like a little path mark bag like that we used to
call them like the
little plastic bags tied up and everything and i'm thinking to myself like who
the fuck took the time
to grab this skunk kill it and then put it in a bag yeah it's like people ain't
right to even think
doing that like who's playing with skunks like was there a borough of new york
where the trash smelled
the worst you think no okay all the same in staten island there was a movie
theater not far from the
dump before they closed it it was awful the smell and they were building houses
like crazy right there
i'm like how could people buy and then i became a garbage man and like and then
i don't smell it no
more okay stand on don't smell no more because we would get you know shit on
all the time by the
boroughs yeah uh you know trash island you know all that but you just didn't
smell it could you smell
different types of trash from certain amounts of feet away you know what it is
the maggots smell like
i was saying is the killer you know and there are sometimes i have a backyard
you know that we eat
outside we throw the garbage and i don't throw it out right away it's like in a
bag in a pail
dude maggots will start crawling out of the pail maggots are gross huh oh i
hate them i used to be
walking around there all in my arms they would they would come out of the truck
splat on your arm
like nasty like blowing them off your arm while you're on the back of the truck
it's part of the
job was there like a wave of trash water that would come out on the cycle
like i'm see i'm talking something kelly kelly slater would flirt with you know
so this so this woman and i knew her from the neighborhood i went to school
well i didn't go to
school with her daughter but i knew her daughter from high school and i used to
hang out with her
and her friends and she comes out she's like oh wayne i got can i can't lift
this sofa and it was in the
driveway i'm like yeah i'll get it go back inside downporn so we throw the sofa
in and we throw bags in
now she's right next to me and i'm like don't stand there go somewhere else no
no no no i want to get
she's trying to help give us something you know for taking this let me give you
a couple muffins
or something it's cycles dude from head to toe it was brown water she literally
had maggots like on
her face i was like get in the house and go take a shower she's like what is
all this i was with her
eyes closed oh i'm like just get in the fucking house i told you don't stand
here you know that's
the devil's backwash tell me you don't want that it just happened because we
were uphill and and the
rainy days now you're lifting every pail that doesn't have a lid water's going
in and it's just
squashing around it's it's like sewage oh it's disgusting dude i did this game
one day and i went
in new york city right downtown i went in the city like and i think i was on
the lower east side
and i did this game with people i said i'm gonna open a bag of trash you smell
it you take a whiff
out of it right just a random bag okay and if you can guess three items that
are in it i give you 100
bucks right so dude so these people they all thought i was like that the bags i
had like brought them
from home or something put them together whatever i was picking these up from
the corner so you didn't
even know if they would be right bro i had no idea what was him dude so we have
people we crack them
back people are taking hits off of it dude over there off of uh in alphabet
city bro oh that was nasty
stuff down there
Thank you.