Name: Anthony Jeselnik Used To Get MAD About The Pittsburgh Steelers
Uploaded: 2024-01-13T14:00:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Anthony Jeselnik Used To Get MAD About The Pittsburgh Steelers' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Anthony Jeselnik Used To Get MAD About The Pittsburgh Steelers' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-13. Transcript available.

and I just like wanted one and I finally got that brother and I was like oh I
he can't do anything
like he's useless until like yeah for a long time and then by the time I like I
went to college when
I was 18 you know he was 11 so like now we were very very close but I think it's
just having been
closer in age I think if he was like two years younger than me we'd be much
much closer is he a
Steelers fan yes wow you are Pittsburgh you have to be yeah yeah it's tough
this year but uh it's
been rocky man I wanted to buy in uh pick it right and I say you know y'all I
think part of you always
cheers for the Steelers I mean because I'm a Saints fan and they're black and
gold Steelers are black and
gold and I love Steelers you know I you know I'd always go up there you hear
all these crazy rumors
about Cordell Stewart and Shenley Park you'd hear all of this you know you
people's just saying thank
thank you know you'd hear all of it you know um and so yeah I always want them
to do well but and
then I saw him with that mustache I'm like this means he's gonna do well
because you don't grow
a mustache I think unless you're planning on doing something where I'm from
yeah and uh and then he
just hasn't been able to really put it together yet I think he hasn't been that
bad I think it's like
I think it's everybody I don't think like everyone's like it's the coaching I'm
like no
it's it's not just the players it's everyone just kind of just being a little
bit off and I think
we'll pull it together I think we'll we'll be you know game over 500 maybe game
under maybe break
Tomlin's streak but I'm the kind of fan who I just want to support I'm I like
the coaches I like the
players like if they get traded like I still like them I'm just I just happy
that the team is there
I don't get mad yeah you know I don't get mad about the Steelers anymore I used
to and then I
kind of just realized like this is stupid why am I ruining like relationships
with people like there
was a game once I think I just moved to LA and the Steelers played the Patriots
it was the year that
Brady won his first Super Bowl when they had like beaten the Raiders was a
miracle and the Steelers
were really heavily favored and then we just got crushed and all my friends
were at my place and they
were all Patriots fans except for me and I got hammered and like yelled at
everybody like it was such an
embarrassing game and I snapped that I was so embarrassed that I couldn't talk
to my friends
for like a week and I was like I'm never doing this again I'm gonna be on
emotional lockdown
for sporting events from now on it's just it's stupid yeah you put a lot into
it yeah and you
see people put their whole lives into it and they cart their wife out there and
they'll paint their
wife the colors of the team and they'll do all of that you know what got me uh
remember when the
Red Sox won their first World Series and like forever you know it was like
early to mid 2000s
or something and I remember being pumped for them I had a bunch of friends who
are Red Sox fans and
I was rooting for them to win that year and then after they won I was happy and
then the next
season the fans were like the same assholes it was like they were the guy from
Memento who doesn't
know he killed the dude and he's just like I got to kill this guy and say you
killed him you already
won and they didn't didn't bring them that much joy that I don't want to be
that kind of fan yeah I
want to just always be happy for my team yeah I think that's what I'm I I I've
struggled to have
that I realize it's like am I a Fairweather fan I was a diehard Saints fan
growing up diehard I
remember when I didn't have any money I made like Saints merchandise and I got
there and sell bootleg
merchandise you know and I loved them you know yeah I love the Saints and it
just uh but at a certain
point it just I don't know also got a little bit older I think you start to
realize like
I'm busy I made my life I got busier too I didn't have as much time to do
fantasy I don't know
I never I never done fantasy I never wanted to really I never want to root for
anyone who's not
a stealer I never want to be like oh you know Calvin Ridley just you know ran
all over us but he's on
my he's on my fantasy team so I'm happy about that like I never wanted to do
that wow you're really
pure then you're kind of a purist and I also just don't want to like type in on
that shit I don't
want to sit there for the draft you know like one of my best friends is like
one of the uh like a big
fantasy football guy like knows everything would if he ran your team you would
win and I just I would
never give a shit not my thing I don't gamble do you gamble do you put money on
sports I do gamble
sometimes I realized recently that I need to kind of chill out you know not a
lot I'll bet like a
couple hundred dollars here and there on something I've never bet one thousand
dollars on something
but um I do realize it's like I'm getting a little like when I get like testy
or bored I want to do
something you know you need to misbehave I'm like that where I'm like yes like
I'm like I don't I
haven't had to drink in like a year and a half I don't consider myself so I don't
consider myself
sober but I haven't been drinking but I need something I need like a nicotine
pouch or like
some sort of like thing that's like this is my misbehaving