Name: Theo Makes Sean Strickland Pick a UFC Fighter He'd Take on a Date
Uploaded: 2024-01-17T00:46:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Makes Sean Strickland Pick a UFC Fighter He'd Take on a Date' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Makes Sean Strickland Pick a UFC Fighter He'd Take on a Date' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-17. Transcript available.

i'm talking about you're sucking off dana you know like i'm just i'm just
trying to say this
you had to go get you had to gay out or whatever with one good fighter in the ufc
and it can be
any weight class like i mean you're talking about physically somebody no it can
be just a date it
could be but there's some kissing at the end if you and don't pick a little
weight class either
no offense to any of those guys they're warriors but pick something don't be a
pervert you know
who is it gonna be because there's some handsome guys out there yeah there's
some good looking uc
fighters oh man am i doing the i'm doing the dude what i just told you you can't
there's no
guarantee i'm not gonna see france ugani if i'm not doing the one doing the
look i'm just trying
to die here here you go hottest ufc fighters of 2023 i better be on that you
better
scroll down we're about to find out who's number one oh how low costa is number
one go back up let's
start with number one why don't we who's number two this is why you yell at me
but you gotta discipline
bro these i know it's loading they have no discipline it's only well you went
to number
seven before we even started counting that's how these people are if you're
yeah and we got paulo
costa what do you think one to ten where would you take him i mean beautiful
beautiful guy i mean he's
good looking brazilian oh dude i don't know if he's been waxed or not i'm just
saying that he seems like
he's a handsome guy i mean i would think that he would be um i think that he
seems a little bit
more like i think he would take it for sure you know i mean as like as his
persona i think that
like it costs if there's gonna be some he's gonna be the one bent over the the
shower you know it's
gonna cost her for saying that dude i think dude i don't know you're probably
gonna have to fight that
guy oh i know none of this is gonna end well but how does this so who but who
would you take on us you
gotta take one guy on a nice nice night out and it's in a nice you know why don't
we replace that
now we don't want to fuck because i mean come on well yeah i didn't say you the
one who said it
i'm not a gang but um i would do let me let's say who do i who do i respect in
the ufc who do
i admire in the ufc somebody i respect and it can be a nice dinner and the only
thing you have to do
at the end say something real nice to him long hug too but the hug also are you
a hugger dude i don't
have a man i don't hug man the hug can be from the back that's all i'm saying i
don't hug men the hug
can be from the back yeah yeah this list am i now chandler's handsome too poirier's
handsome
what about sarah gaine yeah i don't know if you get a little step stool to hug
him but maybe
he's french too he's a nice guy oh al joe i don't know about al joe dude
you know guys good guys evan williams what about him
john jones no no yeah john jones ain't a good looking dude i don't know about
that i just don't
know i don't want to i wouldn't go on a date with him no john jones ain't the
one dude
ooh tiago moisis huh i'm on this list but in the future you'll be on this
list man i doubt it dude really i doubt it man you could be a model for
something
i mean i was at you put me at 170 in a subaro i'm getting all monster jack oh
dude you could be a
model for something probably go 170 what do you think you'd model auto parts
look at that guy that's me
oh my god dude
Thank you.