Name: Theo and Shane Gillis Investigate The Secret Jewish Tunnels in NYC
Uploaded: 2024-01-17T03:15:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Shane Gillis Investigate The Secret Jewish Tunnels in NYC' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Shane Gillis Investigate The Secret Jewish Tunnels in NYC' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-17. Transcript available.

i don't know if i would mind a little hair like on the hips probably i just
think the actual
cheeks if there were hair on them the crack dude not the cheeks like a man's
attack like an italian
man's act like a jewish sideburn down there huh yeah getting into her jewish
tunnels you see them
coming out of the tunnels what oh oh the orthodox jewish people yeah bring that
up jews it's better
they're getting some bad pr lately this might be the worst one a guy came out
all right this is i
swear to god i'm not being anti-semitic a dude jewish dude coming out of a sore
grade in new york
oh yeah it's a video of that and it's a new york synagogue erupted in a chaos
monday night let's
play a bit of it yeah so i guess my pd on monday busted like a secret meeting
they i guess they
had been building secret tunnels through what the financial system i mean this
is worst case for the
jewish people not really not worse than yeah but not even the worst thing in
the last few but all right
this is crazy man they do get after it oh they're crazy look at this one dude
they get after it this
one that popped out of the floor right there it popped out of nowhere and he's
biggie walls look at
that dude you see him don't flip the pews brothers oh it's just hectic man do
you see how comfortable
that guy was walking the plank yeah bro these people they were fine with this
ortho this is orthodox jewish
group man this incident let me read the article so the incident began monday
afternoon after a cement truck
was sent to the khabad lubavich world headquarters known as the 770 due to its
address in crown heights
according to uh col live the truck was ordered to fill up an underground tunnel
that had run from
the main synagogue to a now closed building next door the outlet reported first
reports of the tunnel
surface in late 2023 after a homeowner had called authorities about a
suspicious noises in his
neighborhood and that's dreidling isn't it i think i think of hearing noises
under your house
it's just somebody listening to modest yahoo
what's going on you can't tell anyone you can't be like dude i swear to god
there's jews under my
fucking house dude i know there's jews down there no one's gonna believe you
yeah they're like dude you
mean you need to put down the fucking internet jews aren't everywhere like that
you mean underwriting
your mortgage or what are you talking about that i can no no they're in there i
hear them they whisper
however following excavation of a trench for the project um simultaneously a
construction project was
in progress to install new plumbing in the 770. um however following excavation
the underground tunnel
had been discovered the tunnel had reportedly been worked on during nights for
an unknown amount
of time stretching the tunnel to a next door building women's section ah that's
nice
yeah meet me in the fucking tunnel babe
that's good that's crazy dude and that's orthodox jew is that orthodox jewish
people
it appears so yes those people are wild man we had a garbage man on right and
from new york and he
said the worst people that he came across were orthodox jewish people new york
yeah he said the kids
would come out and tell them to just go fuck himself and flip him off they look
at them they're getting
rowdy with the they were getting rowdy during covet i think i heard maybe those
tunnels were so they
could continue to go to synagogue during during covet because they locked that
down right now that's
what you know that's what the media is saying well that right right and by the
media we mean them
so here's a guy coming out of the great look the guy coming out of the great is
one of the most
anti-semitic things i've ever seen in my life dude oh wow
oh no where is this guy going dude to get a rebate yeah that's insane coming
out of the great
bro they started pepper spraying them and pepper spray is not kosher i don't
think look it up
there's gonna be some lawsuit but no we had a we had a garbage man and he said
that for some reason
those people were like kind of the coldest to him what did he say zach he he
mentioned that the kids
would with his truck and he hated going there that was the main thing and he
also just said they were
rude and also uh it was a new year they throw all their out every year oh yeah
that was part of it
too i think so there's probably some anger from him because they had to pick up
so much stuff like they
do like a cleansing i guess i can say like it's part of tradition to like reset
everything and when the new
year like throw everything out yeah and buy new so like that day of the year he
would they said they would
just go up and down the same street all goes against some stereotypes yeah you
know that's true yeah
getting all new stuff man um but they had this is this they had a group in i
don't know if it was in
new york it was like orthodox jewish people they would move into a neighborhood
bring the value of the
neighborhood down and then um buy up the other places and then bring it back up
there was some log
it was like a lawsuit that they made or something um anyway uh yeah it's a
touchy subject but
there's no denying that there's tunnels that is funny oh yeah it is there's
nothing we can do about
you know we're not trying to be oh i don't think we're being bad people or
anything because yeah these
guys popped up out of a tunnel anybody got pepper sprayed yeah what the were
those guys doing in
those tunnels it's new york too like you don't need everything's pretty close
probably just hunting
square footage dude to be honest like this could be another six square feet
Thank you.