Name: Shane Gillis Reacts to NYC Mayor’s Drug Search Video
Uploaded: 2024-01-17T17:00:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis Reacts to NYC Mayor’s Drug Search Video' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis Reacts to NYC Mayor’s Drug Search Video' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-17. Transcript available.

what was i looking at this one that was making me laugh it was um oh do you see
that thing with the
mayor do you see that thing with mayor with the mayor of new york no it's uh oh
yeah this is it
right here do you see this so eric adams he teaches what was he saying they're
teaching kids how to
they're teaching parents how to search your kid's room to find drugs and gun
stuff yeah did you see
this you can look in the jewelry box a jewelry box of this nature maybe a
simple jury box but
if you look through it closely you don't know what your child may be hiding for
instance that's from
the state of new york government was like make it scary as hold on hold on
start it over yeah that
music is crazy it's like you're gonna scare the out of these people it's like
it almost seems like a um
like the story before castlevania starts it like on a video game box a jury box
yes this is the opening
menu yeah yeah but if you look through it closely you don't know what your
child may be hiding for
instance a gun look at picture frames behind you cameras try to determine what's
what's taking place
behind a picture frame you can find bullets you should always when your child
this is a video game
that's where you find bullets in video games look through it just look through
his napsack you might
find a grenade in addition to a book something simple as a crack pipe something
great is a kid baby doll
but also it could be a place where you can secrete or hide drugs secrete you
could secrete bro this is
the mayor that's unusual like a pillow like this with a button is a perfect
invitation to hide something
and i felt something bumpy i would reach in see what it is bro you guys have
got to stop it man you
guys have to see this i mean it's just that's unbelievable look at this where's
wait where's
the cocaine at hi uh cocaine you can look in the jewelry box
like black clue call me colonel musk look behind this picture of your cousin
what's that a eight
ball some suppositories he's like oh look in look in this baby doll what's in
there a shank
a picture of andy dufrank that's a good kid i mean he's got guns and a printer
yeah oh it's a nice room
yeah it's like oh oh look under that nintendo switch oh what's that bam it's a
12 gauge and some
tramadol now and later he's got a lot of guns dude um that's pretty awesome
that's pretty awesome man
he's a guy i like him eric adams yeah he seems funny yeah seems good yeah i
think he obviously
seems down to earth he's willing to do that yeah you know because that seemed
like it could be like
a sketch you know somebody's gonna make that was a sketch you think who wears
that from no that's real
it feels like reno island that's real that's right that's old though i don't
know how that has to be
old there's no way new york it was tweeted out like this week and that's why i
got around i don't
need to punch holes in it because if that just came out that looks like it's
from 20 years ago it
looks like that was yeah check your son's invisalign case he may be hiding uh
shotgun shells or just
bullets bullets yeah look behind that autograph picture of katy perry oh what's
that that's a
gatling gun and some oxys oh you you think it's just your child's retainer case
but open it up and
bam it's an indentured servant and some quaaludes that is good for yeah honky
parents need to be doing
this also what do you mean like just you need to find they need to find the
weapons yeah did your
parents ever check your i'm trying to think of my mom oh my mom came in one
time and i remember i was
touching myself right big surprise and uh she's like what what are you doing
that's what she shamed you
yeah she's like what are you doing oh i was like and i was kind of sitting on
the bed it was almost
like very almost as if like in the 1800s you'd wandered upon like a a guy who
was like a jess like
a jester traveling in the woods and he'd taken off his suit and he's yurking
off on by the riverbank or
whatever yeah you know and she's like what are you doing and i was like get out
and so then she closed
the door right she waited like two seconds right i continued masturbating she
came right back in
also quick update the eric adams video was from 2011 when he's a senator it
went reviral still a
senator doing that is yes kfc posted it on barstool yeah check inside of your
son's baseball bat man he
could be hiding a couple of vikonins in there it's ridiculous you know look
under your little
daughter's pillow she could have some uh hookers or escorts under there check
under the bed and he
found you oh there's a hole under there yeah yeah yeah oh you think that's a boogie
man under your
son's bed that's some boogie pussy that's a whore that's an escort right there
the khakis are so nice
in that video khakis and a blazer just there could be bullets in there oh you
think that's a stuffed ludicrous
doll but open up his back and boom what do you got a butt balloon of crystal
and a couple of narcan
chewables oh what's that in your daughter's bedroom what's that in the pillowcase
oh that's extra taxes
that's taxes dude yeah that's eric that's taxes and a couple of somas bro a lot
of taxes up there
check through your child's coloring books easily in there they could have a
couple ninja stars and a
bear trap that guy's out of his mind that's good stuff well now you think it's
just an empty bottle of
prime on your child's windowsill well open it up and bam there's some homemade
lean topped off with a
little mini cache of nerve gas who's that for dude that's eric adams dude yeah
that's true
who's was that hunter biden's room yeah yeah that's crazy over there that
actually was yeah
oh what's this here that's a my little pony no that's a my little fentanyl stash
Thank you.