Name: This Is How People Describe the Afterlife
Uploaded: 2024-01-24T17:31:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This Is How People Describe the Afterlife' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'This Is How People Describe the Afterlife' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-24. Transcript available.

people that have a near-death experience that is in general the most amazing
influential experience
of their life so let's talk about that sacred to them yeah okay so so that's
interesting so people
say it's sacred to them you know um what are some yeah what are some of the
things if people go
there they're on death's doorstep and they get to come back you know nobody was
home they knocked
they got some information maybe you know uh but what is some of the things that
they
what do we have you learned anything about the afterlife i guess or that that
next step have you
learned anything about that or do you feel like you've learned anything
absolutely i am extremely
interested in that after years of doing research and being aware that they were
remarkably consistently
describing unearthly you know heavenly realms obviously as a researcher i'm
dang interested in
that so in our most recent version of the survey we've got a lot of questions
where i try to drill down on
that try to understand more about that remarkably consistent perspective on
what lies beyond death's
door and that's where theo it gets dang interesting one thing we're okay talk
interesting here so like
what's it what's it like okay you know it first of all you have to understand
it's radically different
from that physical earthly like that we know it's nothing like a separate
geographically independent five
senses dude yeah oh yeah you know how many senses you get probably when you're
done here well more
you know there's yeah there's 12 senses i bet okay think about all the other
senses you could have
yet the more the merrier i know but regarding what i'm consistently seeing
based on survey questions
and spontaneous comments that they have the afterlife again completely non-physical
emotions non-physical
communication they typically have a greatly accelerated consciousness they
often have amazingly what they
call universal knowledge it's a sense of knowing everything it's a bigger
picture of knowledge far
more than they could have known in their earthly life the one thing you said
that was interesting was
being able to make a decision maybe to come or to go so there's some like it's
almost like do you
want to stay do you want to try this new thing you know uh that's interesting
well you know it's
interesting what's interesting theo is that when they're in that realm when
they're in that beautiful
unearthly realm feeling love and peace beyond anything the new on their earthly
life that's not unfamiliar
they often say this is a strong sense of their real home and and not their
earthly life and that's one
reason they want to stay there they know their friends family and loved ones
that they leave behind
are going to be okay that they too will be in that realm when their time comes
it's that feeling you
get to when you hug somebody that you love i think like that i like that a lot
and that exactly feeling
it's almost it's not even about the it you're happy that it's them you know but
it's really not
even for there's a little bit of sometimes in a moment in a hug where it's not
even about them it's just
about this like other little space that gets created kind of that just feels uh
absolutely
welcoming oh you know i'm talking about kind of yeah i love talking about love
so we'll focus on
that but yeah when you've got a hug and you've got that intense sense of love
you can understand in
personal experience the words in the dictionary that it's like a connection
like a unity and you often
can feel that and because the love described in near-death experience is one of
the most common
words you see that the in the afterlife described in near-death experiences one
of the most consistent
themes amazingly is they do feel that and they use a stronger word the
connection much more commonly
saying it's a unity it's a oneness of us and of everyone it's sort of like the
super if you will ultra
love is what our destiny is going to be in the afterlife oh yeah for example we
had from canada we had a
caught bad car accident and a gentleman was driving with his fiancee boom car
he fell asleep and hit a
tree both him and his fiancee had that out-of-body experience holding hands i
mean their fiancees rose up and
then uh they were able to see this unearthly beautiful realm in the distance
there were four
beings that came up to them two of them went to her two of them went to him and
they separated their
holding hands they felt so much peace and love they described he wanted to say
no but but felt so
compelling compellingly that's why it was remarkable that he felt so much peace
and love that he didn't
want to resist it and so wow he watched the two beings carry his fiancee toward
this beautiful unearthly
realm in the distance the other two beings gently lowered him back down to the
car from way above the
car he saw the front end on fire and then he went back into his body and he
felt that when he returned
to consciousness his fiancee leaning on his shoulder as she was when he had the
accident and he knew
immediately fiancee was dead she was an empty shell and that he had left her
with those beings above
that's a shared near-death experience and very dramatic shared near-death
experiences are that's
unbelievable i mean out of 4 000 you know to have maybe about 20 that's how
rare they are and yet
they're so dramatic in terms of providing evidence that for those that
permanently irreversibly die
their consciousness continues to live and will eventually be reunited what have
you garnered from
uh speaking with people who have been close to the afterlife and um what have
you garnered from that
oh that's that's where my research gets amazingly interesting what i'm seeing
is well theo it's
a basic scientific principle that what's real is consistently observed and that's
where it's exciting
when you look at the afterlife in near-death experiences because what's
described now times
thousands is so amazingly consistent i mean it's a beautiful unearthly realm
that strong sense of
peace and love but off the scale beyond anything they knew in their earthly
life the encounters with
deceased loved ones interactions by the way deceased pets are often described
in near-death experiences and
these are again joyous you know for animal lovers out there tremendously good
news from near-death
experiences i mean hey theo you name it dogs cats birds horses i've seen not
rats well i mean i haven't
heard that but you know certainly are not it's not at all unusual and like
other deceased humans that
they knew these are joyous reunions and you know sort of back to that sharing
like they did on earth only
here they are in the afterlife so so do they see that they see these people in
the afterlife what
do people say they physically see they see their father or cousin or grandparent
or something yeah
they see them in the way that they saw them on earth um not is there any
information about that
yeah oh a lot like how do people see people when they when they have a near-death
experience
how do former humans that they knew or humans that they knew on earth that are
now gone how do they see
them in uh in the ndes right they're essentially always picture perfect health
even if they died of an
advanced age or a disfiguring debilitating accident or injury when they're
encountered in the afterlife
they're essentially always absolutely picture perfect health interestingly if
someone died in an extremely
advanced age they may appear even decades younger yes and if they died in a
very early childhood amazingly they may
appear in older childhood no really and so it seems to be that kind of interplay
usually yeah usually they
look pretty much you know and they can tell another interesting thing you
almost never have people say
mary is that you it's it's an immediate and intense deep understanding that
this is their beloved
they can share from issue you know what they had and experienced in their past
life
there's a predisposition for genetic relatives but you can be anything
obviously spouses or
uh you know pretty much it friends loved people so it again a beautiful
beautiful part of near-death experiences where
you have that joyous reunion and in fact even if the earthly life was strained
in the afterlife it's that's not an issue anymore there's joyous sharing there
can be sort of like
the analogous of interaction touch you can't really touch right on physical but
there's certainly a lot
of that kind of very close sharing and interaction a very beautiful very
touching part of near-death
experience what motivates you to care about this i am fascinated by near-death
experiences even after 25
years and 4 000 near-death experiences you ever been to bush gardens yeah i
have oh yeah that's awesome
too that's that's true and i love all that kind of stuff it's fun well near-death
experiences to me it
continues to remind me that there's an afterlife a wonderful afterlife and that's
for all of us i'm a
physician that treats patients with cancer these are my patients that have life-threatening
events and
i'm involved with them every day what i know about near-death experience has
helped me to
help them in their journey with their battle with cancer in a way with more
courage more confidence
that even if we ultimately don't cure them that in the end they're going to
have a wonderful afterlife
and as i've told them you're going to be in a much better place than those left
on our earthly life so
i think that's really uh you know certainly something to look forward to
i believe that too because even just living is so like that's what i always say
when people are like
i don't believe in an afterlife um i'm like all right you know like first of
all what
like okay you know because here's why my biggest proof is that we lived at all
yeah that's my like at least believe in reincarnation because we already lived
yeah how you didn't why
then don't even believe you're here then if you're not even going to believe it's
possible that's
that's ridiculous like i'm doing this right now you're going to tell me and i
came out of nothing
i don't know where i was yeah you know i got some vague ideas and you know i'll
sketch some stuff
every now and then but i don't have any real information but to think this
couldn't happen again to me
seems asinine it because you you have proof like you're living in proof like it'd
be different if
you weren't but you're freaking living in proof that you that existence from
nothing is possible now i
know you came from people when you came from sex but they eventually we don't
know where they came from
you know yeah we don't know where life came from that's the thing sure no i and
absolutely that's
already yell at you or anything no this is great hey feel this is what i find
among other things very inspiring about near-death experiences i mean here over
and over is very
powerful evidence that we do have a life after death our consciousness goes on
we're not really
going both for us our friends our family our loved ones when we have that final
end of our earthly
physical life there's a much bigger picture a much weak continuation of
consciousness eternal and
infinite as best i can tell from near-death experiences and that's exciting
yeah i mean
whenever earthly life can gets miserable difficult we've all been there all of
us and you always have
that that thought in the back of your mind from near-death experiences wow here
is the evidence
powerful evidence that we go on