Name: Caller Asks For Theo's Advice on Lasting Longer
Uploaded: 2024-01-26T16:00:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Asks For Theo's Advice on Lasting Longer' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Asks For Theo's Advice on Lasting Longer' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-26. Transcript available.

all right let's take another call what up theo this is hunter um i'm just
calling
i've got a bit of a dilemma right now do tell brother onward uh recently you
know i was making
out with this girl and we was we was making out for probably you know one one
minute and i just
busted a nut right there oh yeah and i don't know what to do so i was just
calling to
kind of get your guidance on that and you know i'm just just don't really know
what to do
oh yeah buddy well look
that's just some nut homie that's all you know there's nothing you're not a bad
guy you don't
need to be scared or nothing you're doing fine um i think you might you know
who knows if you're if
you were only making out you might have a damn your ph balance might be off or
something you might have
be you know be like a plus six or something you know you might want to get your
damn levels checked
or something or at least have somebody do that on you while you look at a nudie
mag or something
you know because you know you want to make sure you're not just vibrating so
much if you get around a
you know a nipple that you're just uh
you're just sprouting and creaming all the time for no reason you know just
sprouting and creaming you know for just you know you don't want somebody to
flip on a light switch in
a distance and you just just put your own eye out with that with that bust homie
that bust but yeah
you're doing fine buddy i think yeah you your levels might be up or down or
something you might not have
you might uh could have been something you ate you know sometimes if i have
some um what are they called
like zesty little like a little um pieces it's like a green bean but it's it's
for violence you know it's
like um uh peppers like a uh red peppers you know i'll shoot a robin off a
fence you know if i if i start
popping off after that but um you're probably gonna be fine buddy and it's okay
i think god just wants to
warn you says hey buddy you're gonna be really you know you're gonna be on the
front lines for us
because you like to shoot and just be careful so and second of all i'm proud of
you man i'm proud of
you for ejaculating you know too many men feel ashamed when they eat jack or
whatever and you out here
busting and creaming and creaming and busting over there with your lady and it's
that time of year too
it's winter dude if you can't if you ain't coming in the winter buddy what are
you doing
you know i don't think you know that's a winter sport buddy so you out there
just uh
just stirring your own eggs buddy do your daddy get out there and get your boy
bust out homie
young killer but uh yeah brother i love you man and yeah you might just have
that that extra energy in
you you you ever see somebody they rub their feet on the carpet and then they
come up and zap you like
that that might be you boy you might just have you might just your your ph
balance might be a little
high so we want to get that checked out buddy i have somebody take your pulse
while you
jerk off you know and see what happens to you buddy you're doing good though
love you daddy
merry christmas bells will be ringing