Name: Chuck Schumer is the W.O.A.T.
Uploaded: 2024-01-30T19:36:52.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chuck Schumer is the W.O.A.T.' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chuck Schumer is the W.O.A.T.' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-01-30. Transcript available.

what about this chuck schumer guy dude i keep everybody i hear about he just
like has like
the whole democratic party like he's just a wall street guy but it's like
health care he just has
it all fucking well chuck schumer is one of those guys who like it's sick he's
like the geppetto of
dirty health care yeah because he's a you know he's like beholden to wall
street and the big
companies it's just sick man they're all old dude all these boomers need to
step aside
our country's being run by like 80 year old boomers well there's no way it just
like everything
this guy's doing it just seems like it's all crime it's all crime yeah that's
what i feel like it's
all crime we're being right it's all batman villains yes it's all batman it's
like dick tracy villain
remember that like the oh yeah lips lips manless yeah and the prune yeah it's
like that's who this
is the prune there's eyebrows harper right there yeah and they're like out here
telling us can we
watch whatever he's saying this woman has a crazy jaw this is about uh chuck
schumer he's like she's
got like a matt rife jaw yeah she looks like woman is carved um she looks like
uh uh schwarzenegger's
ex-wife shriver maybe yeah maria shriver she does have a little bit of that she's
got a very strong
nicotine pouches pose a danger to teens as they use them as an alternative to e-cigarettes
pouch packed with
problems high levels of nicotine so today i'm delivering a warning to parents
fuck this guy
because now he's selling you know he's selling
right after this press conference he's got a garbage bag full of vapes yeah and
he takes
him out back it just sells him to kids oh yeah he there's no by the way he'll
get like the vape
people will call him and donate a lot of money to him and like the next week he'll
be out there he'll be
like you know kids are very stressed out yeah and is it the worst thing in the
world that they go out
and take a puff a couple puffs off a pineapple father they have the saddest
names yeah right
because it's the worst thing in the world to relieve a little stress yeah
watermelon hope
you didn't get asked to your eighth grade dance yeah you want to go out there
and just blow a little
air you want to suck a little cranberry yeah get a little peach peach smoke oh
this guy is uh well
this order this right here this is about the um are they saying they're outlawing
zins we're at a new
york nit yeah they want uh the fda to look into it um saying they're trying to
sell the children
dude this guy this guy there's no nothing about this guy to me seems
trustworthy no he's not he doesn't
care he doesn't you're right he's selling something on the back end he has some
back end deal he's
like there people are coming to him going like this is in stuffs fucking up our
stuff he's like okay
he doesn't care chuck schumer doesn't care if kids were addicted to drugs no he
does not care at all
nope it's just i mean but he's the one i think that has a lot to do with the
monopolizing of the uh
well he's you know that's the thing man he's just basically like hey i'm here
to tell you that i'm
for people and he's been in there forever you're not supposed to be there
forever so dirty that guy's
been in there forever do you know how dirty you have to be to be in there
forever he's forever in
there yeah get him out man that's the number one rule uh wall street money
reigns on schumer yeah
11 million on the senate since the beginning of the year this was 2009 this guy's
been doing this
forever wow imagine how much money this this guy has been doing this forever if
you have
anything to do with this dude to me feels like bad news bro and you know his
his niece is a comedian
is she really ali wong oh i didn't even know that and she's in beef too okay i'm
obviously joking it's
not ali wong it's the one with the same name yeah but it's not her fault no it's
no one's fault well
what he's doing is his fault it's his fault but um if he gave a about health
unless
she's selling vapes right that'd be crazy right if she's in the zin women's lib
puffers she's like
selling zin and vapes to women who've been like victims of sexual assault she's
like they should
have the right to puff they should have the right to zin puff the pain away
yeah healthy sex is the
flavor of it yeah healthy sex kiwi um but no dude if that guy thinks he's gonna
take zins away bro he's
out of his bro dude that's not the big imagine looking at the world and going
the biggest problem
is zins do you know how crazy you have to be like it's like gavin newsom like
they were trying to ban
i forget what they were trying to ban but they were all going nuts about
something in california i'm like
there's there's a guy there's people like straight up on a 101 running across
it with their dog in their
hands yeah yeah here we go they're banning these food chemicals which is good
that's all nice right
california governor gavin newsom has signed a landmark law aimed at banning red
dye number three and
other potentially harmful food additives and consumer goods it's like okay that's
great but also like
how about we address some of the other issues if you want to take zins away
from you're taking
fucking zen the last thing the last thing people going to college people need
to choose something
at this point in their lives we have adult males that whose wives have left
them they have zen body
pillows right that's all they can do yeah you can't you'll never take ours in
that guy dude you have
better luck taking guns from people than zen right people need it in fact i
think i would load a gun with zins
right yeah yeah walk into a kappa sig house and just fired into the jaws of
everybody in there i'm 1000
with you you cannot take the fucking the last thing that they have no you can't
you know it's just all
dirty health care i wonder how though that's what i don't know they feed us
poison so we buy their cures
i don't know what the bottom says
but it says sirhan sirhan supports rfk
Thank you.