Name: Theo Gives Dating Advice to Caller on the Spectrum
Uploaded: 2024-02-02T16:00:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Gives Dating Advice to Caller on the Spectrum' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Gives Dating Advice to Caller on the Spectrum' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-02. Transcript available.

all right this is a call that came in thank you for hitting the hotline as
as always the hotline is 985-664-9503 let's hear this hey theo my name is alex
i'm from denmark
and uh denmark baby denmark did it yeah ricky done it denmark did it
onward brother um i have two questions for you number one i have asperger's so
i'm old this mouth
baby as you would say damn baby you got the euro tism baby gang bro we never
had that on it
bro we never had the exchange rate on that freaking tism bro that they seem or
whatever they call it
over there you know these some these some we never had that exchange rate on
that the tism the tism to
t-t-t-t-t-t some t-some we never had that baby we never had it so god good to
see you baby
fucking deutsch mark baby with that tears up yeah dude i knew that would make
it overseas baby you're
all gonna get it praise god boy we're all gonna be playing zelda somewhere in
hell baby let's hear it
onward sorry man sorry onward baby as you would say which i love by the way um
how would you go about
a first date like how would you ensure that date doesn't tism out fully my
second question to you is
well first of all this is how you do a first date man you don't do no you don't
try to do no sex you
don't try to do no titty you don't try to do no booty hole or nothing you do
regular you do
communication you do uh constant um uh positive energy you know you do learning
get some coffee and uh
maybe have a uh oh shit it's up already snack have a snack you got to do
something easy drop somebody
off get them an uber don't try to make all the magic happen
don't take because there's no magic left in the sack homie
there's no magic left in the sack baby you got to leave some magic in the sack
so that's what i would do and if you have autism or whatever you got baby as
burgers
whatever you got dog one of the wall burgers one of them's got the ronnie or
whatever
uh tell them straight up hey baby you know i'm that i'm that spectrum donkey
homie
tell her straight up tell her show where you at on the spectrum bring a ruler
you know so that'll help baby you're gonna be fine baby i'll tell a lot of
chicks will they'll
love a dude who's got a problem as long as it's the energetic one as long as if
you do yard work
and you get out there and you build a damn uh a travoli fountain or whatever
out of the leaves or some
kind of she's gonna love you dude if you build a arch of triumph out of the
damn um
you know out of some you're supposed to pull out of the garage she's gonna love
you
brother and that's god working with you onward um i've noticed in your latest
few videos you're
wearing these really cool black aviator style sunglasses i was curious could
you share the
brand and model of those because i would love to get them for myself carry a
bit of theo swag on my day
hell yeah baby and these are these autism blonders baby these are those tism
blonders though they see
me teasing they hated bruh knock knock who's there autism burn burn burn where
the hoes at
not here
Thank you.