Name: Caller Tells Theo About His INSANE Date at IHOP
Uploaded: 2024-02-23T14:00:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Tells Theo About His INSANE Date at IHOP' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Caller Tells Theo About His INSANE Date at IHOP' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-23. Transcript available.

so let's yeah let's take a few calls here about love that came in today um here
we go
deal bomb so i had a weird situation tonight i went on a date with my uber
driver
and she brought her daughter and her friend her daughter's friend
to i have well she had a call and she had to go so it was just me her daughter
and her daughter's friend so i was like sit there entertain them what so you
went on a date and then
the girl the lady left and then you're just sitting there with two children at
a you're down
if you're sitting with two children you don't know at an ihop bro you are you
could be a sex
trafficker bro you know no shade or anything but it's like i mean yes you know
but if you're you know
like yeah that is that is that is not that is uh let me hear more they're like
set there entertain them
and i'm i was drunk at the time so i was like dick what am i supposed to do
these little
teenage heroes i was like so i started just trying to tell dad jokes and they
just offered they
laughed so it was like well you can't tell dad jokes if you're you're not even
a dad you're a drunk guy
at an ihop with a stranger's children bro you are lucky you weren't arrested
that's what i'll tell you
you got like you know you're drunk at an ihop with some children you don't know
so that's where you're at right now that is a starting point okay that is that
is a place to go
up from i think you know maybe i'm being too judgmental but you i think you
have to have a
you should chart out a plan for yourself and it should be and you need to have
friends help you
because yeah if you're sitting drunk at an ihop with two children that you don't
know uh and yeah you
are or you are this close to ending up on a registry okay so yeah i would do
that um let me hear more
what is the guy supposed to do in that situation i wish there was a good ending
in that story but it
was just kind of an awkward situation like what would you do well i think it's
you know look i
appreciate the call man and i'm sorry if i'm being a little if i'm being crass
to you you know it's a
loving it's a day of for love and so i got to remember that um yeah yeah let me
just be loving hey
man yeah i think look unfortunately maybe that's just where we are in modern
dating you know um
that a woman is going to be like yes meet me at an ihop watch my children and
if you feed them
then maybe i will
make love to you one day
you know maybe we could be together if you like maybe that's how it is maybe
the world maybe we
there's so many pervs out it just that a woman's like hey here meet me and my
kids in a safe place
i'm gonna leave she probably is also an uber driver you know it's a very gig
economy now maybe she got a
call she had to go get a fair she got a fair and um and she's like i you know
and if hey he didn't he didn't touch me fed him great guy nowadays to a lot of
women that's a great
guy so i don't know if you need to do anything brother i think you did the best
thing you could do
you were an earnest man you tried to be entertaining you were drunk you know
and that's your deal and
it's okay so yeah i think you're doing great man and yeah happy valentine's day
to you i want to say
that man um and maybe this will work out you guys might be married by now you
know you just never know
so you're going to be married by now you're going to be married by now you're
going to be married by now