Name: Theo and Trevor Share Their Red Light District Experiences
Uploaded: 2024-03-08T16:00:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Trevor Share Their Red Light District Experiences' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Trevor Share Their Red Light District Experiences' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-08. Transcript available.

i got a escort in amsterdam did you go to the red light district or you had
someone come to you
i went to red light district you had somebody come no no no i was saying
like a door casher yeah i have my own red light district i put my iphone light
up there
yeah no i i went there yeah it was interesting bro yeah what was that like so
it was um were
you by yourself no i was with uh four dudes more sauce dude the red light
district is just all dudes
and then like families which is weird like what do you tell your kids there's
mama back in the 90s
you know um well it's all dudes and everybody i think is trying to pretend like
they're not
there which is yeah they're acting like they're there for like the art of it
yeah and like when
their wife goes i'm gonna go get a trail like you're not gonna go pop one off
real quick yeah yeah yeah
yeah it was a lot of just groups of dudes and be funny because you could tell
who did it already and
who didn't because some groups would look curious and some guys would have like
little the guys who
just said it would be like a little sweaty yeah and they'd be coming out like
whole it was scary
when i went in there it was because there's not like there's a red light and
there's like no other
lights really yeah well there's a blue light do you know that is uh is that for
a gay man i believe
if you have a tits and a penis oh for trans yeah so it's like a trans like
district yeah blue blue light
district the lights tell the story well most of the time blue lights signify
the prostitute is
transgender red lights are for female a mix of blue and red lights advertise
the trans woman take on
all commerce wow that is just uh so you got options yeah male or female does it
say anything else about
it that's interesting i didn't know that dude but so anyways it was interesting
because you know at first
you're shocked at how crowded it is it's just right on the main street walking
down the street yeah there's
no barrier to entry it was like venice beach like it was just like oh get a kebab
here's tits there's
like a starbucks and then a star cucks star fucks yeah how did i miss that i
don't know i feel like that
that's right up my alley dude yeah there was like a star bucks and then a star
bucks yes right there
except i wasn't a star fucking i was nervous dude i didn't know like do i dirty
talk oh i didn't know
i remember getting two coffees before and i was like that isn't gonna i was at
that age we thought
coffee like helped your wiener you know does it not no it doesn't do anything
it makes you very scared of
being in a room with somebody yeah that you just met for sex yeah dude and it's
so it's like the
the red door is illustrious you walk in then they take you upstairs to like a
cot yeah and uh having
sex on a cot is not great unless you're like in the army then it's kind of fun
but yeah it's very
military style in there i felt like um and the girl this missionary in there
too and this is what got me
was the girl was mean really yeah she's like you want it you know put condom
put condom oh that's
kind of hot and i was like and i was so scared dude i remember putting my
putting the condom around my
hole like even putting my nuts into the can that's probably smart for safety
just like
just bagging your groceries because i was a bagger for like 18 months even but
oh really i just remember
everything you hop out to the cart and then i was so scared we kind of started
it was just
it was just intense and then there's like a guy kind of waiting downstairs i
remember we walked past
like a pretty strong guy well there's she told me she's like you have 20
minutes and i was like i
only need 19 but the thought of it now that i got a timer in my head i'm like
nervous and it's so hard
to get hard on demand oh it's unbelievable if i was in seventh grade that would
have been way easier
more illegal but she could have been like sneeze and i'd be like yeah but yeah
it was uh it was that
and then she's like oh like are you visiting and she and i like start to like
try to get out myself
and she's like oh no i'll do it for you i was like damn this is like a whole
experience whole catering
here yeah there was a lot of i remember they put uh after the i remember after
the condom was on they
would uh start a blowjob which can't taste good oh i felt i was like oh this
isn't you know i even
remember saying like oh this is not what my penis tastes like you know i didn't
want her thinking that
like yeah my penis tasted like like the michelin man or something yeah yeah it
is weird and i remember
i said something out it's basically like somebody that blows up balloons yeah
reverse reverse clown
with the balloon but i remember like dirty talking but i was too shy to say it
loud so under my breath
i was like oh it's hot i think she said what and i was like oh it's nothing i
even think i remember
saying like let me see your pie or something did she show it i mean i'm sure
she did i don't know
it's so dark in there you don't know what's going on yeah it was crazy it's
almost just like please
let me yeah so i can get back out of here i do i just i just i mean mainly for
this story but the
whole time the post not regret was crazy because right after i walked it out
another dude walked in
and i was like oh no yeah she doesn't care about me yeah oh definitely oh that's
part of it too you're
like oh there's nothing there's nothing emotional about it at all it's like
laid down put on a condom
um yeah and they put like a paper towel over my dick so i had kind of like a
placemat which is kind
of respectful if you think about it um they put like a towel over it oh yeah
just so it's not like
touching like skin on skin which is kind of cool like you know have a little
bib you'd have like
a plan like that i remember i walked past the same door the next day and i saw
her and my first thought
i was like i wonder if she remembers me wow and she didn't no way i walked
right past her i i like
didn't like wave or anything but i walked extra slow because in my head like
how cool would that be
yeah right
Thank you.