Name: Katt Williams is the New Oracle
Uploaded: 2024-03-20T19:32:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Katt Williams is the New Oracle' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Katt Williams is the New Oracle' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-20. Transcript available.

What have you been seeing? Do you see a lot of this Cat Williams stuff, man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's been crazy.
Have you spoken to him since all of this?
Nah, I actually seen him. I seen him at a game at one point, but I didn't, we
didn't get a chance to really connect.
Yeah.
Like, he's one of those guys, you can't tell, you can't really feel his
temperature.
You don't know what the fuck he got going on in his brain.
Like, I like, you know, at first he was mugging me, and then when I finally got
around to going and talking to him,
he was just like, he's like, what's up, man?
I'm like, never know.
Wow.
That guy's like, yeah, he's a walking bipolar disorder, you know?
Yeah, he's interesting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's an interesting guy, but he's very, he's very talented,
and he's very funny.
Oh, one of a kind.
Very, very interesting guy.
He'd be like, how you got 30 pairs of swimming trunks, but you ain't never been
in the water, Joe Rogan.
You need to get Cat Williams on here.
Oh, I would love for him to come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He definitely knows about you.
I got a statue of him at home.
Really?
Yeah, I got a Christmas that, it's like a Christmas Cat Williams that I have in
my home.
I bought it at Michaels a few years ago.
What, why would you, what, what, what even inspired that?
What is the reason?
I saw it, they had two left in there, and they was on.
On sale?
Yeah.
I didn't think they should have been, but.
You bought both of them.
I got one, there it is.
What the fuck, bro?
You don't even lie about shit.
You just be doing it.
I don't even think that was Cat Williams.
That was just a black.
Fuck it ain't, baby.
Bro, that was a black fucking, what do you call the shit?
Cat Williams, that's what you call it?
That's a black nutcracker.
That's a damn Cat Williams right there.
Bro, you ain't telling me.
Bro, that's a black nutcracker.
You ain't telling me that ain't a fucking Cat Williams, bro?
That's not Cat Williams.
Bro, and you, I'm taking.
It's a black nutcracker.
I'm taking that bitch back.
Somehow, someway, that's fucking racist.
That's not Cat Williams.
That ain't racist, bro.
Black nutcracker, bro.
I'm supporting the culture.
How many people got a fucking black Cat Williams in the house for Christmas?
That's not fucking Cat Williams.
It's obviously a nutcracker.
It was about Christmas.
Zoom in on his face a little bit.
Bro.
Now that you say it, I kind of see it.
I'm just saying that is.
If that ain't him, then they should have said.
The man said it was him.
The man at Michael's?
I bought that bitch at Michael's down there in Daphne, Alabama, baby.
I got that bitch.
Two left, and shout out whoever got that last one.
And I'll sell it for $4,000, baby.
Tell them what it is.
That thing's going up.
It's Cat Williams.
Because I remember I even tagged him in my story, and he shared it.
Swear.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Well, it's confirmed, then.
I didn't know that he had a Christmas line going.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
But I would love to see more Cat Williams, stuff like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, just selling shit for Christmas.
Well, he's just one of a kind.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, there's.
I feel like he doesn't sell any, like, merch or any, not that I can remember.
He should have did a whole, like, pimp line.
If you think about it, he should have done a, like, a real fucking, like, whole
rollout of shit.
Yeah.
Because his whole shit was, like, him being a pimp for, like, 20 years.
Oh, yeah.
Of work, for real.
The pimp chronicle.
He would have made a shitload of money.
But I'm sure he made a shitload of money off of touring, though.
Yeah, he's a unique thing.
He's a unique person.
He seems like he likes to do things his own way.
Yeah.
Would you think that that's a fair assessment of him?
I agree.
I agree.
A hundred percent.
Because he doesn't, he's not even into going to, like, yo, you won't see him at
a fucking GQ party.
Nuh-uh.
Or a red carpet.
I had never seen Cat Williams at a red carpet.
Oh, I saw him, one time I saw him on a bicycle go by the front of the comedy
store.
It was one of those bicycles where the wheels are all lit up.
He wasn't even going in there.
He was going past it.
Just driving past on the front with some buddies.
And just like this.
And I was like, is that cat?
And everybody at the same time was like, holy shit, that's cat fucking Williams,
bro.
On a regular Wednesday night.
That's weird.
It's not even like crazy.
Cruising by, standing up on the wheels.
That's fucking weird.
Cat Williams, bitch.
Merry Christmas.
That's who he was, dude.
It's just weird.
I mean, that's all.
Oh, yeah.
I thought it was exceptional, man.
You know?
Now you got four McNuggets, but you only ordered a number one, Joe Rogan.
Tell me that.
We all know that's a McDouble.
Can you play that clip?
I really, I don't even know what you're talking about right now.
Play that clip, man.
I don't think there is one.
Where did you get that?
He just, everything he lays out is like this.
You made that up, though.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
It's just everything he lays out, it's like a, it just has possess.
It's got like a pentameter to it.
It's got like a beat.
It's like his own rhythm that he makes, man.
Thank you.