Name: Druski Teaches Theo Von How To Charm a Black Woman
Uploaded: 2024-03-22T18:53:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Druski Teaches Theo Von How To Charm a Black Woman' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Druski Teaches Theo Von How To Charm a Black Woman' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-22. Transcript available.

oh yeah she's cute huh yeah yeah yeah i like that's what i said i feel like um
that would be your type
if you dated black girls i'm willing to date a nice black girl yeah yeah what
is i mean a black
girl that's nice okay i mean what is your description of nice like oh yeah it
could be
anybody i think somebody that uh i don't think they smoke cigarettes so that's
not it it's more
of like vape now i don't think yeah maybe it's i think it might be okay if she
vapes as long as
she's not vaping at night or whatever but um yeah i think so i saw a girl at
the airport the other day
that was really bad huh yeah god damn i wanted to ride through that little
machine for her
the tsa god damn boy i'll lay on my back and ride through that bitch for her
i'll swim upstream in that bitch you know what i'm saying for her with the back
she would be a problem
i'll be rolling over every samsonite in that bitch to get back to my girl bro
what does she look like
like describe just tall kind of yeah had some booty on her bro yeah i knew that
i knew that and the t
some of the titty went into the booty i was like damn this is a whole i'm
trying to imagine that it was
just uh god like coke bottle shape i mean she looked like the letter s bro yeah
yeah and she was uh
really pretty eyes yeah nice soft spoken looked at me twice yeah yeah one time
i hung around for a
long time for the second look yeah but still count weird at that point it still
counts but yeah it was
a little weird weird and i waved and i walked out bro and the wave was what me
up
what type of guy waves see that's gonna turn black women off i know you don't
do that
you gotta be a little bit gangster you gotta be straight up they want straight
forward especially
coming from you you know what i'm saying one of our white brothers in the
community i think more
black women want you to be you gotta be more assertive not too much because you
know how y'all y'all get
but yeah yeah y'all got to meet none of that turn back the clock
i'm a modern day soldier brother you get what i'm saying oh yeah like um yeah
100 buddy
none of that going back to the 1800s i'm saying like like be assertive yeah
like 2012 and up yeah
yeah 2012 and up assertive right um just being straight up before like let them
know what you
want i think you look lovely i would like to see you not lovely see lovely is
too much okay like damn
you fine as hell damn great you look fine as hell with all this luggage nah see
luggage see they don't
want you to see at that point they feel like you just want to oh damn like you
fine as hell i like
the way you look you are beautiful beautiful but if you say it maybe if you say
it twice it'll make
it feel like they want to too so just say it once okay you're fine as hell you
are beautiful yeah and
i would like to see you soon that works but you got to be you got to give them
a little
get they they want to they want to feel that umph you know what i'm saying yeah
yeah no you don't play it you just you just bring that energy you know what i'm
saying like they
they you know you just they they kind of want they want a white boy lately i've
had the strangest
feeling put some like that on there nah nah they uh some tevin can we can we
talk see they like that
though because they see if you got rhythm you know what i'm saying i want to
know your name
that's gonna be yeah i'm gonna leave that in my bag that works that works and
then it's going by
well one of those book bag uh speakers yeah i put it in my bag at the tsa
last night what'd you know about that man standing and i started started
pretending that i knew you
yeah yeah come on man you know hey you know some brother man that's all i got
okay okay
Thank you.