Name: Theo and Brittany Broski LOVE the Renaissance Fair
Uploaded: 2024-03-26T22:00:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Brittany Broski LOVE the Renaissance Fair' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Brittany Broski LOVE the Renaissance Fair' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-26. Transcript available.

and then i dated a girl that was worked at a renaissance fair for a little
while oh that's fun
i love a ren fest did you ever were you a competitor what are they called no uh
performer
performer yeah no i wasn't but i did enjoy um i love game of thrones i'm a big
got fan i've only
been to a ren fest i've never performed there but i imagine that that is crazy
because you know how
at a bar all the bartenders usually are having relations with each other yes
ren fest is worse
oh yeah yeah yeah the girl that i was dating she ended up leaving me for a guy
who was a um
did the horseshoes or whatever and it's called tossed them or cleaned them yeah
a farrier the
guy who re puts them on yeah renaissance fair it's home of the white tit
it's home of the mammary oh the girl i did mammary gland she was just a
beautiful little
boiled egg of a lady and i and we uh because you it was it was more of a reuben-esque
woman's world
because the skinny girls they would make them all be in like the malaria area
or whatever or like the
plague play like the skins coming off or whatever psoriasis tent yeah yeah if
you had like no tits
you were in like the scurvy stable or whatever yeah the pile you have a pile
yeah it's true you're
gonna be dead body number four in the pile that's what they would do you have
to be well endowed to
work at the rent fest oh she was a little oh my god that is that is crazy okay
that is crazy and i love
the dress too i mean like boob aside i agree it's just beautiful period pieces
a lot of people by us would
do uh civil war reenactments renaissance fairs it's where like yeah a lot of
children could get work
chimney sweeps i was thinking like to work but yeah dude that renaissance fair
that was
fucking and then i remember she actually auditioned uh years later because she
stuck with it for like
six or seven years she was she got really into it yeah it's a lifestyle yeah i
guess so yeah because
she even flew to dallas to audition for medieval times or whatever love
medieval time and didn't get
it how do you get rejected from medieval times i don't know i guess it's a it's
a it's tough to get in
there's only one woman slot by the way it's the queen medieval times is a
sausage fest oh that must be
why it's all the nights i don't know yeah look up the dallas medieval times see
how many stars it has
i've frequented that many a time really uh yeah oh you know what i'm talking
about yeah oh yeah i used
to live in lewisville texas which is in dallas 4.7 we know about that if people
don't know what medieval
times is you've been right yeah okay it's a dinner theater yes that is in the
middle is a big sand pit where
they'll do the wine jousting they'll do hand-to-hand combat yeah i'll do i mean
it's it's crazy and
then each like section of this big auditorium is like you get a color and you
cheer for your night
you cheer for your color yeah the bad part that happens is people start uh
abusing drugs usually in the evening and that somebody gets too crazy when you
fall into the
horse pit are you there's a lot going on i mean you're sitting there you're
supposed to be like
this fine dining experience the animals you know um it's some people they don't
want to be around it
then don't go is what i would say that's true more for us there's a part which
i don't know if
you remember this with the falcon they do uh you remember this there's a guy
that comes out and they're
like the royal bird whisperer and they come out and it's that guy with the
glove and the falcon oh yeah
i think the bird was off when i went oh he was off duty or it might have been
an off week oh there
he is here we go oh yeah and this guy oh i think maybe i have then but this
thing will eat a bread
off someone's plate sometimes yeah i mean you're with nature here you know what
i mean look and he'll
send him around he flies through the whole stadium oh that thing will steal a
sister's wig out there
i bet it'll it'll steal a small child happy second birthday to amelia it's got
amelia and it's clinton it's
it's really it's just real unfortunate
Thank you.