Name: Brittany Broski Reveals Her Biggest Crushes
Uploaded: 2024-03-27T19:47:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brittany Broski Reveals Her Biggest Crushes' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brittany Broski Reveals Her Biggest Crushes' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-27. Transcript available.

you know what else i want to talk to you about knock anything up around there
um i need caleb
presley biblically and that's your best friend i just texted with him today
special guy i have a
i have a crush on him that's like really it's bad because he's another sec boy
right um he
went to um north carolina yeah you're kidding why is he he's like but he is a
volunteers fan
he says he played at north carolina he didn't but he's a liar and a cheat it's
true but he's
handsome it is true and he is extremely uh unique he's you guys are similar i
think you guys would
have a really nice time you think we look a little related oh i think maybe it's
true
he but guys both have blue eyes yeah you have blonde hair yeah yeah i have the
same facial hair as him
i'm just kidding no look i think it's just yeah it's yeah i i because he's been
on your pod a lot
of times yeah and i've seen all your stuff i mean you went hunting with him and
stuff like that yeah
we went turkey hunting together yeah it was interesting because yeah i'd never
been hunting
and then i don't think he'd been hunting but uh some people were eating there
were some children out
there eating mushrooms and they were making everybody nervous um but um yeah we
had a great time he shot a
turkey i didn't that's sad yeah yeah the turkeys were some of them yeah some of
them looked like they had
been i'm gonna say using but some of them were not doing that good mercury yeah
they're off they're off
the murk um yeah yeah they were off the murk it was like hosier is from dublin
oh he is i need him
desperately yeah dude yeah in like the most biblical sense that a man and woman
can need each other i
need him like that yeah there's something real interesting about that hosier he's
about six foot seven
and that's not a big monster of a man love that's a long boy if you're
stretched out god imagine being
that long and just longing around everywhere and you can't even hide you know
that would break my heart
but at concerts i bet it's nice you can look over everybody you know but then
people meet up at you
at fairs and stuff yeah meet at the big irish guy yeah yeah just meet at danny
at 11. people are like
danny's like what the man wherever danny's gonna be you gotta trust him danny
just y'all gets all
up and he's never there that is crazy i know it is crazy yeah i saw you went
through some love
issues recently you were there was a guy you had kind of met and it fell off
yeah i had an irishman
we're talking about the irish had an irishman that i met on a a christian
dating app that i did a brand
deal with and i was like they gifted me premium and then the premium ran out
and i went ahead and
paid for it myself 34.99 a month get your life i and i got it and i found this
beautiful young
gentleman and he was uh in ireland or in us he's gonna be in dublin he's in dublin
and i was in
nashville at the time and i was so we were messaging and he was still awake
because that's what
that's eastern time yeah so they're only five hours ahead but back here it's
eight hours ahead
so it just sort of slowed down and then he was responding to me like every
three to five business
days and i was like this isn't very romantic you know what i mean yeah he was
so funny though
because i'm always worried you know when you talk to people from other
countries it's like
you're gonna get my sense of humor yeah and he did and he was smart and he like
went to college and i
was like okay okay but i'm going to ireland in july you'll see him then you
think i'll see him so were
you guys facetiming and stuff chatting like that no not one voice message not
one no way not even a
voice message from an irish you gotta get it he did tell me though he said um
he goes i need to
tell you something and i was like there's nothing you could say because i'm so
i've built him up in
my mind i'm like there's nothing you could say he said i've got some up teeth
does he and i had
does he and i said it can't be that bad he sent me a photo just of the teeth
yeah it's bad it's not
that good it's not that good and i don't really have dental insurance i can
offer him you know we're
we're kind of self-employed entertainers you can get him a package there you go
and those look like yeah
yeah if your teeth look like like the ones you see in like the bones of a skull
or whatever that's
always bad you know victorian skull yeah that usually feels bad to me yeah you
got teeth that belong in a
museum he sent me that photo and i said oh yeah what is that i wonder because
there is something
about you meet people online it just feels so tough like it's like does this
mean any what's going on
here and then you'll spend so much time in this fantasy world of your own like
you see their pictures
you think about this you've seen them from so many angles you're like god it's
you think you know them
you don't know that person no you don't know them at all and you have all these
judgments already about
them yeah without any of their own real energy that's it's very true and like i'm
filling in the
blanks with what i want them to be oh yeah he could be a perv loser but i'm
like in my head we're
married where we've been happily married we have some tiffs sometimes but yeah
we're married and uh it
was in the church and we have two kids but it's like yeah it's scary to think
like i'm going to his
country a place i've never been before and so if you told him like hey i'm
coming there and did you
do it to go see him i wouldn't care if you did yeah yeah we've all done things
i mean hello
you've never flown across the world for a dick appointment you're lying
i've flown some places domestically oh yeah okay if you add them up yeah it's
definitely an
international flight yeah you got some delta points yeah yeah i've heard at
least a free flight probably
you get a diamond medallion flown somebody in you know that's crazy i want to
get to that level
i want to start flying dudes out but it's just what he's doing you're going
there or just the
girl coming to see me yes yeah yeah but you front the bill right yeah i think
that that's fair if
they're spending their time to do it right yeah i'm gonna start doing that for
men i think that's
yeah i'm gonna get some dudes flued out why not dude
Thank you.