Name: What America Means to Kid Rock
Uploaded: 2024-04-04T15:00:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What America Means to Kid Rock' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What America Means to Kid Rock' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-04. Transcript available.

well there's not an why isn't there enough legislation that protects people
anymore it
feels like that's really it's always behind if you're looking for the
government to be ahead of
things yeah you know the famous ronald reagan you know line was you know the
worst thing you could
hear is i'm from the government and i'm here to help yeah it's like the worst
shit you could hear
in any situation he nailed it like you know it's government it's like a
corporation it takes them
forever to get anything done and that's because our forefathers put in a lot of
checks and balances
which makes sense in a lot of ways nobody just has this you know that much
power right but it takes
a while so the government's never going to be ahead of things like i got a
place there in jupiter on
the beach and uh fucking illegals yeah washing right up on the little island i
live on really like
several times yeah like and it's been going on for like five years and now it's
it's getting a little
bit worse haitians and stuff like you know just like washing up and trucking
through the neighborhood
yeah they're like everyone lock your houses down i'm like i don't think these
people are most of them
trying to rob people they're just trying to get the away like you know get in
and whatever you know
it's it's great assimilate yeah yeah we just had a um we had a border patrol
agent on two weeks ago
and it was fascinating just to see like the amount of people since 2020 it's it's
four times as many
people have come into the country it's bananas it's bananas it's it's insanity
yeah it's insanity because
unfortunately you know and i and i believe the fbi directors even said this um
and here it's like
it's it's not a matter of if it's a matter of when you know look at you know
what's going on in israel
look what just happened in russia you know over the weekend it's unfortunately
god god protect us it's
unfortunately just they're going to do some shit here they're already plotting
it you know you got
these countries that fucking hate us hate america just you know you know which
countries they are
that's why you know people are giving me shit when i went at rogan about you
know how to handle
palestine and i'm like anybody listens to kid rock's politics number one i'm
like i'm sitting here
fucking drinking beers just you know you ask me a question i'll give you a
fucking answer but i don't
i don't think they should dictate this as policy necessarily
yeah well that was interesting that was the one thing that this border patrol
agent said that was
kind of fascinating to me was like he said it used to be that it was migrant
people coming for the
farming seasons yeah and then they which we need i grew up in apple orchard i
used to pick apples with
these people you know yeah every season you know they a lot of them would come
up and go back whatever
boom boom boom yeah that was the flow he said it was like an inflow outflow and
we need them
right we need we need great migrants yeah i think trump's spot on he's like we
want the good ones to
come we we we love them you're great most of them are you know if they're mexican
south america most
of them are like you know christians god if you're and they want to work hard
they want a better life
like great man let's figure that out get them over but we can't just let
motherfuckers just keep
cruising across the border ridiculous now they're coming from everywhere it's
just it's insanity that's
what he said he said now a lot of them are um africans they're from all over he
said the amount
of people that are it's not you're mexican it's not what you think coming from
china yeah you know
this thing the other which might be might be great too but it's like you know
it's crazy you just can't
let people come trucking over well i can't every time i go to canada i get
detained these people are
just like cruising across here's a phone here where do you want to go let's get
your plane ticket like
yeah i can't even fly a hot chicken from australia right without doing a half a
month of paperwork
right but if she's willing to camp out for four days she can fucking pull it
off through yuma um i feel
like we're beating a dead horse yeah it's like people are either one way or the
other on it they just
you know right i feel like people's kind of minds are made up about this shit
yeah i kind of think
so too i just worry about this the effect it's like it's like it starts to wear
down on people who
still have a lot of faith in like the american dream and what america means
yeah we might want
to make sure you know we want the american dream to be alive and well for
everyone especially people
that come from to this country but we want to make sure that dream is alive and
well for people who
live here yeah for our working class yeah our hoa is just turned into this shit
like or whoever's
running our hoa it's just gotten out of control that's what it feels like even
people should be
able to you know like when you know growing up in detroit the auto industry and
you know being very
close to my father had you know a dealership and was very successful and all my
buddies you know
their parents worked on the lines or worked for ford chrysler one of the you
know stamping plants
manufacturing things for cars and you know back then you know in the heyday
when everything was
going on like you could work at ford motor company or whatever gm and you know
you had your house was
paid for you had a cottage up north with a boat you know maybe a 66 chevelle or
something in your
driveway and like that that's you know we need to we need to get back to that
but you know you got to
get things under control with inflation everything else because you know you
call it the democrats hate
what the republicans do cutting taxes they call it trickle down economics
because now
the rich are getting richer it's like it's kind of part of the american dream
that's how shit works
you want to be you want to support capitalism yes there's going to be some bad
actors and monopolies
that sometimes need to be broken up ticket master um but you know people should
have that opportunity
and it should be probably you know back then like i said that we got to get
that back but it's like
you know like okay they're going to pay workers i think 20 bucks an hour to
work fast food
at and california it's like this should not be a career fucking job right maybe
if you're manager
or something i get it but this is where you start off you know for where we had
our first jobs working
at kmart or working at mcdonald's or something like this is not a place like
you go to work to
support your family and career and now all they do is okay we're paying 20
bucks an hour okay a big
max fucking seven dollars now nobody wins oh i see what you're saying they just
raised the price of
of what it is yeah i think well you have to pay people a better wage though i
think like the i think
the in some places it's still like seven dollars or something like you can't
you can't someone can't
work all day and make 56 dollars well it depends where you're starting what you're
now that's a good
point if you're a high school student though then it's totally different that's
a good point i picked
apples for 25 cents a bushel like you know i wasn't buying a new moped with
that right you know i was
have a little money in my pocket go to the movies to send the other and it's
just i believe everybody
should make a great wage it should be treated fairly but at the same time if
that company's not doing
it fuck them yeah go find another job make yourself better and if you make
yourself at the best whatever
it is you do in life if you're organized you know if you make your bed in the
morning start there
and you go to work with a positive attitude you try to learn and you try to
better yourself i don't care
what position you're in i tell everybody that works for you i want you to make
me not be able to get
rid of you and when you come for a raise i have no choice but to say hell yeah
you're invaluable wow
most of us want to work hard and live and be decent people this that and the
other and you know what
pisses me the fuck off i mean it drives me nuts every time i'm going to
refrigerator and you know
get something new out bottle of ketchup and i gotta cut a plastic seal off here
i gotta take
something off here i'm like because some fucking jackass years ago decided you
know poison like
food or like you know do some shit like this i'm like why are we and they we
probably put them in
jail for a little while it's like no kill them get those people out of the don't
let these people
breed just get them out of the system yeah you know that doesn't just ruin
people's lives you know
it's stupid shit like that which sounds like no but it bugs everybody i'll
admit it like but yeah but
that kind of shit bugs everybody it's the tsa of it all it's like in australia
you can still go meet
somebody at the gate um at the airport yeah
Thank you.