Name: Brittany Broski HATED Her Old Jobs
Uploaded: 2024-04-08T16:50:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brittany Broski HATED Her Old Jobs' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brittany Broski HATED Her Old Jobs' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-08. Transcript available.

i can speak from personal experience insurance companies do not give a if you
live or die
are you serious absolutely like i had because i worked at a call center for
insurance companies
like it was like a brokerage like people would call in and they'd be like i'm
in a car wreck
and i'd be like let me pull up your policy one second put them on hold for 30
minutes
they'd be like my leg and i'd be like one second sir listening to the hold
music and i'm pulling
up i'm taking a bathroom break and i'm like all right got your policy right
here how can i help
you i'd be like i just got hit by a semi and my whatever and my dog my dog was
in the please and
i'd be like i would have to pull up their policy and see where they selected i
don't want that coverage
and i'd have to be like are you sitting down we cannot help you i was like yeah
i am now in a
wheelchair now i'm forever sitting down i literally had to be like on this day
at this time and i quote
you said y'all i'm not paying for that i had to quote it back to him and be
like you rejected
this coverage it's not covered i'm so sorry well what the do i pay for y'all
are scammers it's like
with insurance the more you pay for the more it's worth it because when that
happens not that
but like when happens you're gonna be thankful that you would have people yell
at you all day every
day and call your names oh yeah no yeah i got called a on the phone more often
than not i would
argue yeah it was a good time we used to get angry voicemails from people and
we used to play them for
each other and laugh yeah because it was you have to laugh at a certain point
you know because it's
like you're mad at the situation not at me i had to realize that because i used
to cry i used to cry
i was like yeah they're so like people are mean oh yeah i used to cry because i
was like i thought
they were mad at me no they're mad at themselves for yeah you give me my money
yeah literally i have
gotten that message verbatim and i was 21 when i graduated college and i'm
sitting there in this
desk like is this the rest of my life is that me with a thank you for calling
for the insurance
and did you have a lunch break too or not yeah i had a lunch break but uh i
would always try to
go over and so at the end of the lunch i'd be like i'm gonna go take my dump
and i'd go in the
bathroom and i'd hide and i'd just be on my phone and they'd oh my god this
company was so
micromanagey that i would be in the bathroom and it was one of those bathrooms
where the lights
were like motion activated and uh i would sit in there for so long that they'd
go out people would
come into the bathroom and literally knock on the stall door and be britney uh-uh
it was awful it
was awful i hated every minute of it and then i worked at a bank and then oh i
love going to the
i used to i used to i used to love going to the bank it's a great experience
wasn't it so much fun
be like can you make change for this hundred yeah and they'd be like yeah i can
do that and you'd sign
in and you knew somebody that worked at the bank and so you'd be like yeah just
putting my work check
in it made you feel good yeah remember those pins that were attached to the
desk bring those back and
every time one would be missing like oh what happened here a crime okay do we
get that on camera
yeah yeah yeah you want to know something i figured out from working at a bank
and the um
doorway of every bank so like if you're the teller and you're looking at the
door there are lines that
go up the vertical of the door so that you can identify if someone robs or
whatever how tall they were
no it really is like uh yeah holy smokes i tell you i used to work at baskin
robbins
i made 7.25 an hour do you ever work in food industry yeah yeah yeah i used to
sell mexican food
for a living and um what else um yeah i worked at a
another mexican spot and then yeah i was a waitress or whatever waiter you were
not a
waiter you were a waitress oh the waitress which one did you work at uh baskin
robbins oh you did
i worked at basket i was slinging cream were you yeah praise god mama slinging
cream uh at the age of
16. i worked there 16 until i turned 18. oh really now did a lot of guys come
in there to flirt because
i feel like really it's old people who go like to physically go into a baskin
robbins it was like
old people being like i'll have the regular sir i just started working here
what's your regular and
that's going to be a large milkshake imagine a large at one of those places praline
butter pecan
praline uh milkshake wow and that's delicious is it yeah old people it's they
love pistachio they
love butter pecan praline whatever all those like it seems nasty pretty good
and i would i would have
to make these grown men uh who like own companies their milkshake oh wow so
they like it it is an
old-fashioned kind of place basket robins and it seems like it's predominantly
why is it a white
clientele mostly it's a white clientele yeah yeah because i worked at um uh
what was the one um
uh cold stone creamers oh that's where they do the scoop and the chopping
though yeah we were
yeah and i did that huh oh i chopped the with a credit card
i'm looking up hugging weird boy you're dipping it in that water that murky
water
i'm like raging in that bitch two amexes
you're doing it with your hands yeah god it was fun cold stone wasn't like a
culinary experience oh
yeah cold stone was a vibe man people dug that um i like cake batter straight
up you didn't do any
mixing i would throw in a little bit of sprinkles but nothing crazy i don't
like it where it like infects
the ice cream so much and it gets colored out so i just put it in a certain
area and eat it fast almost
like put a little mustache of sprinkles on it right right get that in me first
a ribbon yeah yeah i liked
it though um
Thank you.