Name: Theo Von and Jameis Winston Trade Stories From Growing Up
Uploaded: 2024-04-15T16:31:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Jameis Winston Trade Stories From Growing Up' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von and Jameis Winston Trade Stories From Growing Up' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-15. Transcript available.

yeah i grew up not far across the lake man uh so i'm from this area covington
yeah yeah you've
been over there well i've drove driven over there to go to alabama oh yeah i'm
from birmingham
best man oh yeah yeah yeah what was it like in your town growing up pretty
small area yeah pretty
small uh intimate but we had like a lot of celebrities not celebrities but some
of the
greatest athletes there like bo jackson like d'amico ryan's who coached for uh
for the texas
texans yeah yeah so like uh carry rose uh core white like we we had a lot of
like sports figures
there willie mays was right down like 15 minutes there from fairfield really
mays did you ever get
to see him when you were a child well no he's he's a little older than me right
but even when you were
at oh he was already deceased or no no he wasn't deceased but like i never got
to meet him you think
he'd drive down there and meet him well i played it like his uh baseball field
oh you didn't have yeah
oh nice it was cool uh and yeah what was it like did you have any pets growing
up yeah i had i had
two picks uh two pit bulls um one name was uh his name was baghdad oh damn yeah
i mean i think he was
a service dog he was he was definitely a service dog uh but he was bad that
because i guess the time
that everything was going on and like and like when we first got him he was uh
he was really a rescue
like he was into fighting and stuff and like he was all ate up and everything
oh damn and uh
he really just like he became my best friend really i'm saying because you know
like a lot of people
are scared of pit bulls yeah and he was a little timid at first just because of
what he went through
and uh and me and my dad was like man you know he went through war you know and
uh at that time you
know we were uh like it was doing like the early 2000s when a lot of things a
lot of events had
happened in the middle east yeah in the middle east yeah so uh we named him baghdad
you know damn yeah
and another one was ice oh now i seem like he'd been into some other stuff it
was a she it was a she
okay i'm just saying i just seem like he might have got off into the drug game
we got her from a
from a kit from a is it is a little kitty i think it's one of them we got her
from like a kennel
oh yeah so she was a puppy and uh we had her and she was she was feisty really
yeah she was feisty
a lot of the yeah a lot of women females are overall and that's fine yeah look
they got each
his own yeah they gotta be feisty man yeah it seemed like you might have did y'all
have a cat or not
you don't see a lot of uh did y'all ever own a cat no i'm not i'm not a cat guy
one of my best friends
only like he he's a cat guy yeah you don't see i'm gonna i i think you don't
see a lot of brothers
with cats either to be honest like honestly growing up i used to see a lot of
stray cats because like in the
house i grew in we had a lot of a lot of rats like in the bottom of the house
so like cats they'll come
and get them rats like it was really like i was a big fan of tom and jerry yeah
like that show and
like it's like i had real life tom and jerry moments the cats like we had pit
bulls straight up in the
back we had the cash running through like the it was alley cats too like they
were some bad because
them rats they was big it was slow damn you look down living on noah's ark bro
it was a lot of it was a lot of species multiplying and i'm trying to tell you
everything
oh at night you've turned it yeah you turn the lights off you hear some
romantic music going
where you notice and the animals are figuring it out baby i i one of the most
memorable things was
the light bugs do you remember light bugs did y'all have light bugs i feel like
they're extinct bro i
haven't seen any light bugs well i think there's so much light now that's in
the cities because in the
day they didn't have as much you know like especially if you're in the country
you're in a smaller
environment you there's not you're not people aren't running around with so
much lights everywhere you
might have a porch light maybe a like a flood light by the garage yeah so right
off in the distance you
would see him but now i think also when you're in a city use if you see a light
bug in a city he lost
he got to be lost yeah you know i mean he ain't he probably did he probably got
hit by a windshield
or something i guess he got knocked off and now he lost in the city that'd be a
good movie wouldn't it
a lost light bug but they call them fireflies like i never knew understood the
lost flyer but i think
fireflies are maybe the ones that are out there popping off they shooting bro i
think light bugs
are the ones that's out there really spreading the word i feel like yeah
because a light bug was
amazing when you were a kid and you saw a light bug it was because you didn't
think it was anything
in the dark and then you see them like literally and they like glow and they
come back they go dark
and glow and like it's like you end up following it's like you know it's like
at a kid you know how
you practice slow motion stuff it's like you would mimic the light bulb just
going slowly just seeing
them just fly and they move like so subtle it was and then they disappear and
you run back and tell
your parents and that's when your mom usually like say to the dad i think he's
been smoking
but it was so many like we used to get flooded with light bugs you know what i'm
saying we had to
watch out for the rats and the cats but they're flooded with light bugs yeah i
remember they had
because we would try to catch them in a jar if my grandmother would let it
would give us like a little
jar like a mason jar or whatever we try to catch them in there yeah but then
they die if you don't
put the air in it yeah they die yeah we just catch them in our hands and let
them go yeah we end up
squishing them and it'd be sad but some of my younger cousins they would just
take the light out of
there like like just kill them just pull it out just oh dang somebody and grew
up to be electrician
probably most likely because that's it i mean that is intense behavior to pull
the light out of it i don't
think they had a lot of electricity i mean okay i think they pulling their soul
out it was the light
if something's flying around and they just got about half a watt on them yeah
like put it on top of your head like i had an idea to take this from you
oh that's wild man yeah i love stuff like that i loved being like a child and
like because every
experience was so new everything when i was a kid was new man that's one thing
that i really miss
like you're just so innocent yeah as a kid like not much heartbreak not much
real failure you know
everything is just a new experience to you like you always know like if i fall
down i'm getting right
back up i'm continuing to play i feel like when we were young like everyone was
outside you know it
it wasn't like a video game time or anything like that like we was outside
playing we didn't know
other people we're getting into fights you know what i'm saying yeah look at
look who stole my cousin
bike like we're going on on real like search hunts like who stole my cousin
bike yeah and stuff like
and then it was your other cousin yeah that's what i'm saying your other cousin
who was actually
like your true blood cousin i know bro you know what i'm saying because because
your uncle had another
lady up the street that you didn't know about and that was what it was man they
met through choir and
that's what it was man singing will bring people together um yeah i loved like
little neighborhood
stuff when you had your friends and you would go outside and see them um i
loved stuff like that we
played a lot of football outside we play in the street even too yeah you know
uh did y'all play like
throw them up bust them up like what did y'all play two and touch we would play
the game world where
somebody throws it up and then you just run and hit them yeah yeah throw them
up bust them up bro
yeah different yeah they and we lost some people did you have the same hair
like because i feel like
your hair is built for like that type of game oh yeah but my hair would stand
out stand up yeah my
hair will catch an out route brownie i gotta raise my hand man it look it looks
solid thanks bro you
can't throw a man through that oh yeah i got yeah this is really some jaylen
ramsey hair i feel like
it's a real this is i got some shutdown corners on this thing you do it's
locked down and that he is
Thank you.