Name: Sketch Gives an Update on His New Lambo
Uploaded: 2024-04-24T16:49:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sketch Gives an Update on His New Lambo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sketch Gives an Update on His New Lambo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-24. Transcript available.

oh i saw in vegas you got a lamborghini did you really i got a lamb i did get a
lamborghini no
way i'll tell you what it looks pretty there oh that's beautiful steve is such
a nice guy oh i
love steve it is awesome he's built with such a unique joy inside of him yeah
he's uh he's a great
person to be around he is yeah it literally is like being around the sun kind
of yeah it's like
the sun just is like hanging out with you you get you get positive energy off
him always good vibes
he surprised you with this we walked outside to red rock and it was sitting out
there i had no
clue what was going on have you driven it at all not yet it's actually uh we it's
coming from north
carolina and it's going to be in uh houston when i get back no way yeah like
what do you even do with
the lamborghini then if you because if you get home where are you gonna i'm
putting in my garage
houston has a lot of potholes so if i up that a rim or the fender i don't know
if i'm shelling out the
cash for that thing i'll just have a up sports car in there it'll look cool
though i think it does i'll
just leave the garage open 24 7. try to get the hot dog walkers you want to see
something you want to
see some horses yeah if you just sit in there and floor it oh you did that a
couple times it was cool
yeah dude we had a guy that used to ride they had these girls by us that were
twins i think or something
was wrong with one of them but they would uh sit on the back of this like mustang
it was a convertible
and this guy would always drive around like he was cool and then um he one time
like uh floored it and
they both fell off oh my god yeah it's like those people that do the wheelies
on on quads and fall off
or yeah yeah dude that's that's that's a dangerous game there yeah yeah it's a
little bit risky man
yeah but yeah new car ownership is definitely interesting but a car like that
you can't even
hide anywhere skat oh yeah i'll tell you that the insurance ain't gonna be
cheap brother
not after my first crash too what's up brother these rates brother yeah they're
like oh you totaled a
tacoma what is the next thing you want on your ticket it's a it's a lamborghini
sir aviator
lamborghini look at that thing it's got wings on it it's gonna be a big uptick
huh i know i'm going
to uh i'll probably ride it ride it a couple times we're keeping it in the
neighborhood just sunday
drive yeah sunday drive that's the move yeah um oh you could do last laps for
like women like senior
citizen women that are like have dementia or whatever oh yeah they have that
where somebody
will come and take them in a like on a last lap or whatever oh yeah like a like
a nascar little
little do around yeah just something you know just so that yeah so they can
feel that you know just
just feel fun you know hang their head out the window or whatever you see the
sun again you usually
they tuck them away in those houses yeah just yeah one last orbit around the
neighborhood you
got you got to go through two two it got to go through an airlock to get to
grandma it's usually
not a good time yeah one last one last run through the wind before the lord
brings them home you know
there's one of it right there last lap 83 year old man's birthday wish to ride
in a lamborghini comes
true dude you could do this for so many people i would do that i'll have prunes
and oranges and
cottage cheese in there for them all that all that stuff and they can hang
their head out the window
too i think it makes them feel good too um i think that would be wonderful man
but the only thing
about a yellow lamborghini is it's also a it's i think it's kind of like a gay
um beacon or whatever
oh yeah so it's definitely going to attract a lot of gay men's out there hey
take any eyeballs
that's the purposes for attention here that's it you got to take what you can
get look at this they're
taking taking pictures of the car they probably got some hot friends there we
go you know everything
works out there good thing it's black too it's black yeah it's gonna be oh i
thought it was yellow
if that we so we took a picture with that one and then he's sending me one oh
so the one you're
getting is black all black brother yeah because yellow is look at there you go
right there and
there's a young man already sitting on that one shirtless yeah and that guy is
looking to meet
another guy probably maybe not i'm not saying that probably got tape over his nipples
probably
because yeah dude i remember the first time we had a gay guy in our
neighborhood or a dude we
he said he told us he was the emt or whatever and he had me and my buddies
doing like um
cpr on each other right practicing well then there was a fire in our
neighborhood and somebody got burned
and so somebody's like we got to run over to mr gary's house he's an emt he can
help and somebody's
like that dude's not an emt dude he's just kind of you know he's just a gay
dude that's always perfect
on people like oh oh my gosh that's pretty good that's well then what about
these certificates he
gave us for cpr you know you get you're full certified there you gave him more
than lips you
gave him a little tongue in there brother he's trying to breathe i didn't do
anything this one
kid william was he was a weirdo but uh but yeah we shouldn't have been over
there but it doesn't
matter but but he ended up having a vehicle like that you know and this other
guy named big roy would
always play navy with us at his house he had one of those big bathtubs yeah oh
my a bathtub and we were
playing navy over there there you go you got underwater torpedoes hey look dude
it was just yeah i was
just like uh i was barely enlisted so you're just part-time coast guard i think
that is that's it
coast guard he's almost in there you never left the port yeah i was in active
duty there you go
helicopter ride he's swinging that thing around
Thank you.