Name: Hot Teachers Caused Chaos in School
Uploaded: 2024-05-03T12:45:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hot Teachers Caused Chaos in School' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Hot Teachers Caused Chaos in School' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-03. Transcript available.

did you ever so but what what about first loves that you had obviously you love
your mom
in like a mother-son way yep and you did you ever have a crush on a teacher or
anything like that
i had some really good looking teachers oh yeah i was in second grade though
she was miss oklahoma
she was an absolute smoke show miss oklahoma set the scene so you get in there
huh it's regular
education i did it went over my head my dad when we got out of there he's like
your teachers are
pretty hot and i was like oh yeah that's right that was more just trying to get
in and out
oh yeah yeah but then the more yeah when school's tough you're not thinking
about yeah you got to
stay focused on the grades now was this regular education sketch or what type
of energy was it
oh it's public education oh wow oh yeah she was uh i mean she was two two years
removed from miss
oklahoma's second grade teacher and you're in public education so you're
playing for the raiders over
there oh yeah well i was pretty good pretty good school pretty good school it
was more of like uh
i don't know great time and were there times did you notice when you started to
feel something for
connor when you had like in a you know you know it was probably some dreams
probably some probably
some thoughts but uh it was uh you know i wish i i wish it could happen type
thing yeah what about
you ever been in love with a teacher yeah we had this lady i think i i feel
like her name was like
miss breasts or whatever i don't even know what her name was that's how much
like breasts that she had
and she would wear she wore like she would button all the way up to here and
like with like a doily
on the necklace you know what a doily is what's that show a doily if you can
please the neck would have it was like that around the top like it had like a
very formal looking oh
like a pilgrim yes that's perfect yeah she was like a pilgrim with knowledge
there you go and we she
would come over by her dip with by my desk and help me with math and her she
just her breasts were so
warm and like it just felt like um it felt like kind of when you go into um
like a domino's or
something and they're just baking it and everybody's pretty excited you know
like a new domino yeah
yeah it was just that good warm feeling and um she would help me with my math
and i would like mess
up the master she would stay there it'd be like eight divided by four and i'd
put like six thousand or
whatever that's a good way to do it that's a good way to do it you got to keep
them somehow
oh oh you know right there man that's a good call i might have to steal that
one yeah bro so that was
i think the first time that i was like really into like a teacher or something
oh yeah and i loved
that you know happy thanksgiving oh yeah she had the toughest bra too her bra
was like a damn
it's like a bullpen trying to hold back trying to hold back some some dogs
there trying to hold
back some puppies and a couple relief pictures oh yeah it was like it was just
it was made by like
dewalt or something it was a serious oh yeah it had some it looked like they're
about to pop or
something it was like a 40 pound test on it sometimes they look like they they
open up like a missile
silo like you just yeah come out with a claw that's a cool attachment there so
i just remember her and
i just god i had a big crush on her i had a crush on a lot of teachers though i
think it was
yeah i think because they were around you and they would help you do stuff
there was something kind
of hot about it yeah you know there's a lot of hot teachers out there and now a
lot of them are
making love with the students that's true i missed we missed out on that uh
that trend there run it back
if i could have a time machine no yeah uh table for two please get look it up
give me one more chance
please god dude i don't know if i would have been one of the students that had
enough confidence so
to hit on the teacher like really hit on oh really some of this you know kids
stand up we could got a
waistband oh yeah pitching a tent the saddest thing when you would go up um to
ask a question or something
by the teacher and then you would get a um erection yeah and then you had to
walk back to you so like
you would people would start like learning a moonwalk and just like things so
they would like
like so you couldn't tell that they had an erection while they were walking
back to their death
yeah you get up like you're trying to hide something wait something's over here
or somebody
would just walk like this like just any way to like camouflage when i would but
my secret if if you
see me in the morning and i'm holding a blanket in front of me morning wood
just that's that that's
what that is that's oh i'm just holding this walk walking around fix it it's
like get your gun in your
horse yeah so you're not doing magic or anything that yeah no not magic you
just waistband it i'll
tell you you forget about it talk about it if you forget you forget about it
top of your
dick gets real cold and purple gets frostbite he just headless dragon there oh
man dude i used to
want to mail my dick to a starving country or whatever to feed some of the
children isn't that
crazy oh really it's a hunk of meat there i would have dreams about it you know
i'd give him more like
a mini corn dog if i gave him some it's more of a delicacy than a it's more of
a delicacy than an amount
here yeah they're like hey this isn't even tipping the scales guys hey there's
there's nothing rotting
on my thing it's just uh you know no no weird things going on just shoot you
straight yeah that's
a good thing that is really the best thing about a basic regular smallish wiener
it's like hey we're
not playing any games here right we know it's not a escalator or whatever we
just know this is a
two-door sedan yeah and it'll get you from a to b it's a it's perfect for
practice it's like a kicking
tee boop sit there pick it up you know get it hopefully practice later no just
kidding whoa hey
sorry for cursing sorry for sorry for everything
Thank you.