Name: Sketch Tells His Origin Story
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sketch Tells His Origin Story' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sketch Tells His Origin Story' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-13. Transcript available.

you've really taken over america do you kind of become like us like a stitch in
the american flag
i feel like you're like this thing that everybody feels like they can believe
in you know um you're
kind of like the young male helen keller of like the gaming community yeah you
know yeah i think
you're this like new like harriet tubman of humanity in a way like um how did
that kind of
start just for my listeners that don't know so you're a streamer or gamer like
take me through
some of it i know you're a human being yeah so i started i started randomly
streaming like last
year so i'm like less than a year in okay um this was doing it on like okay and
what does streaming
mean so just so because some people won't know oh so like i play video games
mostly and now i do more
stuff but it started off just like playing madden and playing football and
stuff and when you stream
you're playing it in front of your computer or you're playing it like where's
the how are you
setting up the stream like i said i said it like desktop it's in my room and
then uh i have a webcam
and i just turn it on and then start start going but then uh people started i
kind of grew up got
blew up a little bit because when i was doing the madden stuff because i like
to do the audibles and
stuff yeah when when there's like more people in there i get nervous so i like
to fucking or sorry for
cussing yeah but blur that out yeah we'll do something you don't have to put a
buzzer or we'll
put a louder cuss word over it yeah i like that idea and put it on someone else
shift the blame yeah
we'll put a worse we'll put a worse word over it we'll throw papa john saying
the n-word
there we go hey it's good pizza i know a great garlic sauce i'll tell you what
that'll make you
shit your pants i mean it'll make you yeah it'll make you say things yeah yeah
coming out like hot
soup can you see pretty good no you can't i can't read pretty good i can see
pretty decent can you see
me um i can see yeah i can see you but if you're in a crowd of people i'll
probably have to get up in
your face a little bit yeah these are more for reading the chat but i usually
don't wear glasses i
don't uh i don't like going to the doctor or the eye doctor yeah i don't like
things around my eyes
so like getting them checked and stuff like that i was like i was kind of like
trying to get out of
there so it just makes you nervous huh well yeah i just don't like do stuff
around my eyes or whatever
so like yeah eyes are like they're almost like your buttholes of your face yeah
you know they're very
you don't really want you know yeah people are going to come around and you
want them to ask first
yeah yeah no sticks around them nothing nothing sharp yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
it uh but you can
see pretty good no not really i like the ones i have like the glasses that were
prescription one's like
a scope lens and then the other one's like way off i think they're three clicks
off because i was just
like going yeah i'm good get me out of here get me out of here and then i got
them in the mail and i
was like oh my god i can't wear this i'm starting to lose my eyesight like
three years ago pretty
pretty fast or whatever really yeah i don't know what it was probably uh not
drinking enough water
i think that yeah it feels like they could start cinching up for like look like
spongebob when he
doesn't apparently squinting makes it worse so i've been squinting for like the
last four years
and it's just i got astigmatism too or whatever but like i think it's still the
water and then uh
i don't know i probably did something did something bad and it's karma no i'm
just kidding so you
started streaming and you were on there you're just playing and then people
start to get a vibe for
you and they're like oh this guy is a unique person yeah and i was just like i
would do like
my emotions and stuff like that oh yeah i mean everywhere you see it everywhere
right here there's
kids some first word so they had a baby the other day its first word was what's
up brother
and that was crazy yeah and i think it was a woman or a trans boy oh my god and
it was like
but beautiful you know beautiful babies yeah and so just to see that there's
people yeah i mean
there's um there was like a guy his last words were what's up brother which is
that's brutal there
died for brain rot i call it like the zombie effect or whatever yeah just be
like you find a group of
people they get infected that's just like they start oh with the what's up yeah
that's where it's like
it's uh i don't know if it's a stitch in the flag or or if i'm a meme yet it's
like i gotta stay alone
for a little bit longer otherwise i'm a meme yeah that's a good point huh yeah
that's true meme is
kind of like the coffin you can go in huh yeah that's uh that's where uh
internet people go to
die wow i could i could be here soon i'm scheduling everything back to back
making sure
making sure we squeeze everything out of this rag here
um and so then people just started kind of falling in love with your
personality huh yeah that's what
it was and then uh people started clipping me a dude in the army it was like uh
they couldn't have
tech talk he was trying to explain people what i do or whatever so he was like
the first one he would
send that and he started posting them okay and uh that those went those the
clips started doing good
and that's kind of what like took took it off for me but then um because it's a
kind of strange
it's a unique ascent it's almost like you're an astronaut it's almost like you
you're an astronaut
but you haven't left the earth you know it's like you don't see a lot of people
um that have just had
such a change in their life and so you were just losing your eyesight you're at
home you're um and you
living at home oh that's that was at my house okay like i don't own the house
but i live with my
roommate which is one of my childhood friends okay and then uh cooper no what's
his name cooper yeah cooper
great guy and were you dating anybody in high school and stuff or no no i was
uh i moved high
schools um when i went to that private school and then i went back so it was
kind of just like
all random timing then when i was in college i had transferred to four colleges
so it was kind of
bouncing around yeah were you getting kicked out or what were you doing um i
was just homesick so
like i went to mississippi state oh dude it was too far so i moved to ou that
was uh i was underperforming
what i was paying well like i was like uh i was i went to texas state from
there because it was
like i was doing a business but i was like not even like really doing great at
it so i was like
i might as well pay less like i don't need to need the degree or whatever so
you went to that was
cool so were you really homesick i was homesick and then i loved texas state
and then covet
happened and i was just like uh oh so then you're home i just got my real
estate license started
working with my dad and then was like just didn't i wasn't really good at
school so i was like no i'm
just to do this yeah and then um i didn't somehow got here and worry what are
your parents are they
still married still married they're still paying off the college bill i
probably will i will probably
uh have to not have to but i hopefully one day give them a little cash back
there yeah yeah i need to
give them some free play what like were your folks like my folks my loving
parents the best parents i
could ask for pretty decent pretty tall oh no they're pretty pretty short uh i
got handed the
short stick of the family my grandpa was over six or like six one so and what
happened he just died
uh wait he died six one but he didn't pass down anything good all right rest in
peace grandpa great
god was he yeah he took it all with him though it sounds like no he yeah he
took uh he took the good
blessings he uh he left behind a washing machine a couple other things but that's
not bad tyson yeah
can't complain is it really no i don't i don't know it went to my parents i
think i don't think i got
anything i didn't want anything it's a weird thing to want yeah i think i don't
know if it's weird to
want something for your grandparents i don't know we're talking and thinking so
fast it's hard to
know what i'm talking about um now you are a lamborghini owner nearsighted
right water deficient
water deficient very positive very positive um talented thank you brother
energetic thank you sir
handsome hopeful so now what do you feel like like do you feel like like there's
things that you feel
like you want to do now because now you have somewhat of a platform oh yeah
well like if you
started to think about that has it been kind of scary like what's some of that
like because i think
there's a lot of people out there who dream to be in like a position where okay
um i'm creating stuff
online and it starts to people start to absorb it yeah i'm well my first thing
i'm gonna do we're
launching merch um we plan on donating the proceeds to a charity um it's gonna
be our first first shirt
and then uh besides that i take everything a day at a time so it's more of a i
know i want to travel
i want to meet people and that's more of my goal within the money side of
things um but that's kind
of that's kind of what i got planned right now oh that's good goals yeah i
would love to go to like
ireland or something like that really are you dutch or whatever you learned i'm
uh i'm pretty hispanic
and native and english oh wow my my mom's uh my mom's 50 percent hispanic hispanic
native and english
my my my mom's side of the family um her parents were like migrational pickers
and stuff like that
they would they would travel from like up and down the country to pick
different types of fruits and
stuff like that oh i love that yeah i love picking fruit my grandma used to
grow strawberries
oh really yeah and we would pick them we weren't like i don't really like
strawberries actually
what dude i don't really like fruits or vegetables i mostly eat chicken
really yeah chicken's like my safe food if i want to if i know i want to feel
good i eat chicken
oh yeah that's like a lot of uh adolescents eat mac nuggets all the time dude i
tell you i run up a check at
chick-fil-a and then they fucked up the chicken now i gotta find a new spot
here i need to find something
that does give me heartburn nashville hot chicken feels great coming in comes
out like dragon's breath
dude you're so you're so interesting thank you um yeah you bet man thank you so
much i love you bro
spending time with me thanks man that's nice of you to say i think there's just
something like it's
neat to see somebody that is like unique you know yes sir people think that
that's because everybody
feels sometimes people feel unique and it's like not a cool unique it's like i
feel unique uh but
they'll miss present it to themselves like i feel like something isn't i'm not
the same as everybody
else yeah but instead of thinking oh i'm unique they think oh i'm not the same
as i'm not i'm almost
i'm different or i'm less than you know yeah but you just are like oh i'm
unique this is who i am
and then to see how much everybody is really interested in like really uh how
much that brings
warmth to people it's pretty that's awesome that's like kind of the thing that
i think we want to
see thank you yeah because i i just wanted to when i started i i just wanted to
take i i had like
small ticks or whatever i'd do this with my fingers when i'm excited or
whatever but it was
more of like taking off the barriers and that's where the hand motions was like
like it was like getting that energy out and like letting it letting it fly but
there was a time
last year and i just like had a prayer where i was like i want to be happy i
want to travel and i
want to meet people and god answered me like crazy like really yeah wow and you
really were praying that
yeah no he humbled me for sure wow man that's powerful huh yeah no power and
prayer yeah i believe
that too man 100 yeah thanks for saying that it's important and you were just
you were to pray you
were thinking this is my prayer this is what i would like yeah not what i didn't
know it was streaming i
didn't i just streaming came out of randomness i didn't that wasn't like
directly after i just remember
that prayer was like like that was like my turning point yeah it's like put put
your eyes on the lord
brother hey i'm looking for the lord i always i always am yeah and i'll say i'm
looking for the
lord and somebody told me hey the lord ain't lost yeah yeah true that true that
brother follow the light
follow the light
Thank you.

Sketch Tells His Origin Story

you've really taken over america do you kind of become like us like a stitch in
the american flag
i feel like you're like this thing that everybody feels like they can believe
in you know um you're
kind of like the young male helen keller of like the gaming community yeah you
know yeah i think
you're this like new like harriet tubman of humanity in a way like um how did
that kind of
start just for my listeners that don't know so you're a streamer or gamer like
take me through
some of it i know you're a human being yeah so i started i started randomly
streaming like last
year so i'm like less than a year in okay um this was doing it on like okay and
what does streaming
mean so just so because some people won't know oh so like i play video games
mostly and now i do more
stuff but it started off just like playing madden and playing football and
stuff and when you stream
you're playing it in front of your computer or you're playing it like where's
the how are you
setting up the stream like i said i said it like desktop it's in my room and
then uh i have a webcam
and i just turn it on and then start start going but then uh people started i
kind of grew up got
blew up a little bit because when i was doing the madden stuff because i like
to do the audibles and
stuff yeah when when there's like more people in there i get nervous so i like
to fucking or sorry for
cussing yeah but blur that out yeah we'll do something you don't have to put a
buzzer or we'll
put a louder cuss word over it yeah i like that idea and put it on someone else
shift the blame yeah
we'll put a worse we'll put a worse word over it we'll throw papa john saying
the n-word
there we go hey it's good pizza i know a great garlic sauce i'll tell you what
that'll make you
shit your pants i mean it'll make you yeah it'll make you say things yeah yeah
coming out like hot
soup can you see pretty good no you can't i can't read pretty good i can see
pretty decent can you see
me um i can see yeah i can see you but if you're in a crowd of people i'll
probably have to get up in
your face a little bit yeah these are more for reading the chat but i usually
don't wear glasses i
don't uh i don't like going to the doctor or the eye doctor yeah i don't like
things around my eyes
so like getting them checked and stuff like that i was like i was kind of like
trying to get out of
there so it just makes you nervous huh well yeah i just don't like do stuff
around my eyes or whatever
so like yeah eyes are like they're almost like your buttholes of your face yeah
you know they're very
you don't really want you know yeah people are going to come around and you
want them to ask first
yeah yeah no sticks around them nothing nothing sharp yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
it uh but you can
see pretty good no not really i like the ones i have like the glasses that were
prescription one's like
a scope lens and then the other one's like way off i think they're three clicks
off because i was just
like going yeah i'm good get me out of here get me out of here and then i got
them in the mail and i
was like oh my god i can't wear this i'm starting to lose my eyesight like
three years ago pretty
pretty fast or whatever really yeah i don't know what it was probably uh not
drinking enough water
i think that yeah it feels like they could start cinching up for like look like
spongebob when he
doesn't apparently squinting makes it worse so i've been squinting for like the
last four years
and it's just i got astigmatism too or whatever but like i think it's still the
water and then uh
i don't know i probably did something did something bad and it's karma no i'm
just kidding so you
started streaming and you were on there you're just playing and then people
start to get a vibe for
you and they're like oh this guy is a unique person yeah and i was just like i
would do like
my emotions and stuff like that oh yeah i mean everywhere you see it everywhere
right here there's
kids some first word so they had a baby the other day its first word was what's
up brother
and that was crazy yeah and i think it was a woman or a trans boy oh my god and
it was like
but beautiful you know beautiful babies yeah and so just to see that there's
people yeah i mean
there's um there was like a guy his last words were what's up brother which is
that's brutal there
died for brain rot i call it like the zombie effect or whatever yeah just be
like you find a group of
people they get infected that's just like they start oh with the what's up yeah
that's where it's like
it's uh i don't know if it's a stitch in the flag or or if i'm a meme yet it's
like i gotta stay alone
for a little bit longer otherwise i'm a meme yeah that's a good point huh yeah
that's true meme is
kind of like the coffin you can go in huh yeah that's uh that's where uh
internet people go to
die wow i could i could be here soon i'm scheduling everything back to back
making sure
making sure we squeeze everything out of this rag here
um and so then people just started kind of falling in love with your
personality huh yeah that's what
it was and then uh people started clipping me a dude in the army it was like uh
they couldn't have
tech talk he was trying to explain people what i do or whatever so he was like
the first one he would
send that and he started posting them okay and uh that those went those the
clips started doing good
and that's kind of what like took took it off for me but then um because it's a
kind of strange
it's a unique ascent it's almost like you're an astronaut it's almost like you
you're an astronaut
but you haven't left the earth you know it's like you don't see a lot of people
um that have just had
such a change in their life and so you were just losing your eyesight you're at
home you're um and you
living at home oh that's that was at my house okay like i don't own the house
but i live with my
roommate which is one of my childhood friends okay and then uh cooper no what's
his name cooper yeah cooper
great guy and were you dating anybody in high school and stuff or no no i was
uh i moved high
schools um when i went to that private school and then i went back so it was
kind of just like
all random timing then when i was in college i had transferred to four colleges
so it was kind of
bouncing around yeah were you getting kicked out or what were you doing um i
was just homesick so
like i went to mississippi state oh dude it was too far so i moved to ou that
was uh i was underperforming
what i was paying well like i was like uh i was i went to texas state from
there because it was
like i was doing a business but i was like not even like really doing great at
it so i was like
i might as well pay less like i don't need to need the degree or whatever so
you went to that was
cool so were you really homesick i was homesick and then i loved texas state
and then covet
happened and i was just like uh oh so then you're home i just got my real
estate license started
working with my dad and then was like just didn't i wasn't really good at
school so i was like no i'm
just to do this yeah and then um i didn't somehow got here and worry what are
your parents are they
still married still married they're still paying off the college bill i
probably will i will probably
uh have to not have to but i hopefully one day give them a little cash back
there yeah yeah i need to
give them some free play what like were your folks like my folks my loving
parents the best parents i
could ask for pretty decent pretty tall oh no they're pretty pretty short uh i
got handed the
short stick of the family my grandpa was over six or like six one so and what
happened he just died
uh wait he died six one but he didn't pass down anything good all right rest in
peace grandpa great
god was he yeah he took it all with him though it sounds like no he yeah he
took uh he took the good
blessings he uh he left behind a washing machine a couple other things but that's
not bad tyson yeah
can't complain is it really no i don't i don't know it went to my parents i
think i don't think i got
anything i didn't want anything it's a weird thing to want yeah i think i don't
know if it's weird to
want something for your grandparents i don't know we're talking and thinking so
fast it's hard to
know what i'm talking about um now you are a lamborghini owner nearsighted
right water deficient
water deficient very positive very positive um talented thank you brother
energetic thank you sir
handsome hopeful so now what do you feel like like do you feel like like there's
things that you feel
like you want to do now because now you have somewhat of a platform oh yeah
well like if you
started to think about that has it been kind of scary like what's some of that
like because i think
there's a lot of people out there who dream to be in like a position where okay
um i'm creating stuff
online and it starts to people start to absorb it yeah i'm well my first thing
i'm gonna do we're
launching merch um we plan on donating the proceeds to a charity um it's gonna
be our first first shirt
and then uh besides that i take everything a day at a time so it's more of a i
know i want to travel
i want to meet people and that's more of my goal within the money side of
things um but that's kind
of that's kind of what i got planned right now oh that's good goals yeah i
would love to go to like
ireland or something like that really are you dutch or whatever you learned i'm
uh i'm pretty hispanic
and native and english oh wow my my mom's uh my mom's 50 percent hispanic hispanic
native and english
my my my mom's side of the family um her parents were like migrational pickers
and stuff like that
they would they would travel from like up and down the country to pick
different types of fruits and
stuff like that oh i love that yeah i love picking fruit my grandma used to
grow strawberries
oh really yeah and we would pick them we weren't like i don't really like
strawberries actually
what dude i don't really like fruits or vegetables i mostly eat chicken
really yeah chicken's like my safe food if i want to if i know i want to feel
good i eat chicken
oh yeah that's like a lot of uh adolescents eat mac nuggets all the time dude i
tell you i run up a check at
chick-fil-a and then they fucked up the chicken now i gotta find a new spot
here i need to find something
that does give me heartburn nashville hot chicken feels great coming in comes
out like dragon's breath
dude you're so you're so interesting thank you um yeah you bet man thank you so
much i love you bro
spending time with me thanks man that's nice of you to say i think there's just
something like it's
neat to see somebody that is like unique you know yes sir people think that
that's because everybody
feels sometimes people feel unique and it's like not a cool unique it's like i
feel unique uh but
they'll miss present it to themselves like i feel like something isn't i'm not
the same as everybody
else yeah but instead of thinking oh i'm unique they think oh i'm not the same
as i'm not i'm almost
i'm different or i'm less than you know yeah but you just are like oh i'm
unique this is who i am
and then to see how much everybody is really interested in like really uh how
much that brings
warmth to people it's pretty that's awesome that's like kind of the thing that
i think we want to
see thank you yeah because i i just wanted to when i started i i just wanted to
take i i had like
small ticks or whatever i'd do this with my fingers when i'm excited or
whatever but it was
more of like taking off the barriers and that's where the hand motions was like
like it was like getting that energy out and like letting it letting it fly but
there was a time
last year and i just like had a prayer where i was like i want to be happy i
want to travel and i
want to meet people and god answered me like crazy like really yeah wow and you
really were praying that
yeah no he humbled me for sure wow man that's powerful huh yeah no power and
prayer yeah i believe
that