Name: Fan Fights at Games Are Getting Insane
Uploaded: 2024-05-17T13:00:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Fights at Games Are Getting Insane' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Fights at Games Are Getting Insane' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-17. Transcript available.

it's almost like you know some birds when they after they've flown for a long
way they'll like
vomit right when they land it's uh i don't want to it's something like a seagull
or something
yeah you know some birds can fly almost 1100 miles before they land right but
there's some
when they right when they vomit they land will you look that up yeah i see
defensive vomiting
that turkey vultures do yeah i don't know about when they land defensive
vomiting there's a phillies
fan defensive vomited on a kid one time really at a game yeah there's a guy in
front of him was
talking and he puked on his son during the baseball game defensive that guy's a
turkey yeah that's a
cracker barrel baptism right yeah got puked on at a baseball game because your
drunk dad with one
lens and his glasses was mouthing off dude there's way there's way too many
fights at these games these
days or do you think we're just recording them now that's what it is i don't
know there's always been
that many fights there has always been that many fights but it's so easy to get
in a fight at a
sporting event yeah because you want your team to win so bad and then there's a
guy next to you like
clapping hard for the other team well people also some yeah that's true so i
hate him i can't control
this game but i can that guy up oh that's a good point you know i might be
losing by 30 out there
i'm gonna get arrested after the loss yeah i'm gonna be i'm gonna vomit on this
guy's fat son
vomiting on a kid is so funny well just be like this game's not going well
there's no video is that the kid that's the guy who did it it's from 2010 there's
no video dude he does
have one lens i knew it matthew yeah he's got one lens he has one lens you're
right matthew clemens phillies
fan vomit vomit man
i guess he threw up on a cop and a kid wow he's on a spree yeah it says right
there what phil that
philies fan matthew clemens did was enough to make himself sick and us too for
that matter but at
least now he admits it wow good friend we should call him sometime the 21 year
old cherry hill new
jersey and i've been there made love to a native american woman there which is
crazy because you
were just talking about that i forgot about that and they were the hotel was
under renovations and it
was crazy i think she thought i was bringing her to like some like crazy place
or something because
it was the you know all that um there was a door visqueen hanging everywhere
like it was i don't
even think people should have been staying there like you didn't even have a
door it was just like
visqueen you had to hold your card key up to the visqueen and just make like a
sound and then go
uh let me see clemens pleaded guilty to simple assault and other charges tuesday
may 25th
intentionally vomiting on a man a police officer and his 11 year old daughter
wow oh so it was a
police officer at the game he wasn't like getting arrested wonder how much time
they gave him
crime cider is offering to buy vomit man a satellite dish to discourage him
from going to any more
games a satellite dish he's gonna be bummed today vomit man getting hold of a
satellite dish let me buy you
something from the past you know he got 30 to 90 days in jail and two years of
probation oh did he wow damn