Name: Joey Diaz's Old Podcast Almost Killed Him (and Lee Syatt)
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joey Diaz's Old Podcast Almost Killed Him (and Lee Syatt)' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joey Diaz's Old Podcast Almost Killed Him (and Lee Syatt)' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-05. Transcript available.

it's funny where i live there's great food i mean fucking i brought rogan down
there his head
almost blew up they got everything down there and it's so weird like you leave
there going i take
leo all the time he loses his fucking mind who's leo lee lee i take lee when he
comes down yeah
when he comes down yeah different places that little fucking walkie-talkie i
saw him the other
right dude he was fucking dude that little fucking gumball machine brother that's
killing me dog
the hog and jewish christmas present that little fucking and he's doing comedy
and he's doing great
with it yeah he's been doing i think almost five years now yeah he goes on the
road he fucking he's
opening up for people uh does he close yet i know he's opening up for yeah he
opens up rogan a couple
i'm not wrong yeah josh wolf yeah josh wolf yeah that's when i saw i saw him josh
wolf and jacob
wolf the other day at a clothing store but then yeah me and lee went up to the
uh mothership one
night yeah he was excited dude i fucking i'll never forget that time to fight
they might have been the
first time i came on um on you guys's podcast and uh and in the beginning there
was something in the
headphones it was like lee i'm hearing like a little like a sound in the
headphones he's like
i'm trying to fix it right so he's over there fucking i think he was like
looking on his phone
trying to be like the whole board is in front of him or whatever fast forward
two hours dude i think
we did some mushrooms or something lee is unconscious or semi-unconscious i don't
want to say he was
unconscious but he wasn't associated with you and me and we were the only
people in the room so
he's over there and he's like and i i hear this sound in the headphones again
and it's like
this time it was him making like a wheezy had like some hvac issues going on or
something that
motherfucker that was the thing that really killed me i gotta be honest like if
you hit a popcorn bag
that's been fucking good that's cooked to the max bro oh yeah that's what he
sounded like yeah just
doing that first like kind of but what killed you sorry i interrupted you no no
no you know what
fucking killed me man those those eight years of that podcast with lee that was
rough like i didn't
know how rough it was till i stopped doing it like what do you mean keeping up
every week by having a
party every week you mean we were fucking what party it was a it was a non-stop
party yeah oh y'all
were neil armstrong and that other guy who fights people we were fucking he's
aldrin we were doing two
two thousand milligrams mushrooms vicomins whatever people dropped in that
office fucking uh
what's the therapy people do oh ketamine ketamine oh yeah we were doing ketamine
in there y'all put
owen benjamin into the woods you guys fucking put that dude in a blender there
was a couple people
that wanted to blend including myself you know yeah fuck i put myself in a
blender i was mixed goods for
fucking a year after that when i got home when i'm brackish water when i moved
to jersey i moved to
august right august 19th and we stayed in the corporate housing till my house
was ready but you
were building a house no the house wasn't we couldn't move in till september 2nd
oh yeah so we had two
weeks in corporate housing those two weeks were like i was just driving my wife
crazy yeah because i was eating
3 000 milligrams a day i was bored i was lonely it was the pandemic oh yeah i
was eating xanax to
fucking help me go to sleep i was eating xanax on the road and i'll never
forget i went back there
and i got i got so high one night i melted the tea kettle because i used to
make michael jackson tea
at night like i'd make like edible tea and put 2 000 milligrams in there and it's
sleepy time yeah and
mix it up and it'd be michael jackson tea put some sesame street on start jerking
off yeah yeah i feel
you one night i made that and i was like i'm not high enough god i can't
believe you even said that to
yourself like it was like like the first month in jersey was a fucking like i
wasn't high enough so i went to
make another batch of tea and i passed out and when i got up like two hours
later the fucking steam thing
that she ran out of water and just collapsed into a little metal thing my wife's
like we got to throw
that away it's just like lee size just like and then i had like i fell asleep
at a restaurant
i was taking ash pills yeah and we were at a restaurant what do you mean ash
pills like from a
fire hash hash oh hash hash pills hash pills yeah jesus christ yeah yeah no it
was non-stop
we were you know smoke i mean listen i was going to the weed store every other
day wow and every other
dad buy a half ounce every other day why'd you have to get so high you think
just it was part of the
thing i i didn't know to top it off i was drinking eight to ten espressos a day
cuban coffees
bro what the what direction you want to go son dog it was edibles sleep
edible it was stand up sleep edibles it was just too much wow and did you know
what you wanted to
do at that point or were you thinking like i don't know what i want to do
because i remember there was a
point right when the pandemic happened right after like 30 40 days and not be
having to do comedy first
i'm like i'll take a little break it's great it's great but then i'm like i
haven't taken a break in
my whole my whole life i never made a choice what i wanted to do i made a
choice 20 years ago and now
i'm just still doing that choice i don't even know what i want to be doing so
there was a time i was like
i don't even know what i'm you know what's going on you know i remember that
and then yeah for a little
bit i didn't know thankfully i kept podcasting but yeah during the pandemic
that's what saved me
was we kept podcasting yeah it getting up in there at night i mean listen the
podcast started at
seven and we would get there at six talk me and lee start doing edibles and
then you would come at seven
kick that mule baby and we'd do another hour of chit chat bongs edibles and
then a two-hour podcast
and then after the podcast ended we'd hang out for another hour i wasn't
getting home till two in the
morning podcast started at seven o'clock at night the church baby how the can a
podcast be you know you're
there seven hours for a two-hour podcast two nights a week and it was constant
you know yeah i left out
of there that they got that set on on youtube somewhere yeah yeah yeah we were
non-stop it was
like fun the thc scene was growing i felt like a damn taquito when i left out
of there brother i was
fucking yeah you know the the fucking weed scene was growing with us yeah weed
companies were sticking
their hands out edible companies it was fun giving me fucking edibles then
comedy chaos who got the
most fucked up over the time give me the five people that probably when they
showed up at the church they
they uh they definitely they got the holiest of water bro who got doused the
most up there
i saw a lot of people go through changes yeah right in front of me you can see
their eyes and i'm like
you know from spring to fall a damn solstice right in front of you oh sarah tiana
yeah and she i love
her that that though she's not good that made me feel really bad you know
because she's the
fucking salt of the earth i love that girl she's so sweet so funny there was a
lot of there was a lot
of that people didn't see yeah like one of the best episodes we did was steven
bauer the first time
you know stephen bowers the guy from scarface no did he pass away no no he
played manolo he played
manny he was at the store too he was going to the store at the end he came in
one time with cargo
shorts now you got to remember it was like here the cameras are facing me yeah
that's the time he came
in with cargo shorts the camera would face him and every once in a while he'd
go off camera and take a
liquor bottle out of his sock first they were in his sock i mean this is
classic
shit he would take him out of his sock first and drink them and then put them
upside down over here
yeah then there were six empty ones wow then he started going in his cargo
pants
and he would take another bottle out and drink it
we counted like nine bottles plus the beer he was drinking oh yeah plus god
knows what else you know
people doing that uh a guy came on one day i forget what the guy's name is i
haven't spoken to him in
like three years he disappeared was it a japanese guy no he's a white italian
guy i forget what his
fucking name was he would come on there and bring bags of pills i'm not talking
about like a prescription
bottle like like he'd come in with like oh i got these and then when you to
take these like this is
the way he carried the bag oh if you can't really took one of these you did one
of these and then
if this don't do it this don't do it and he give us pills by the hand i didn't
know what they were
we should just call them happy pills yeah when you're just eating pills and you
know what the
they are and i remember i did his podcast once on a sunday and when i got there
they had bags of
fucking pills at the studio wow and one day i go you know what give me one of
those fucking pills
this is the lord's day i got nothing going on i was high from one o'clock in
the afternoon
to fucking the next day i don't know what type of pill i took i don't know what
he was giving out
that day i mean i was fucked up did it have like a leopard pattern on it i have
no
fucking idea i didn't see no weapons i didn't see nothing because i took some
shit yeah one time this gay i don't want to say the dude was gay but everybody
knew he was gay and
he knew he was gay but he um gave me a couple somas to drive him somewhere
right dude he's like
this is the worst idea ever bro and r.i.p bro my boy billy conforto but he uh
he gave me a couple
somas to drive him somewhere he's like dio bruh uh because he looked like don
flamenco remember
don flamenco from mike tyson's punch out this guy was the first homosexual that
everybody knew in our
area and he also was a pride billy would he was a fighter too he grew up boxing
right and then um
so he would uh get the one with the rose in his mouth that looks more like him
there you go that's
billy right there bro okay so he walking he goes dio bruh i'll give you if you
i'll give you a couple
somas you drive me across the lake bro i was like all right i've never taken so
much in my life too so
i took two of them dude he went into the top to the uh service station to get a
prepaid phone
card or something because he had some domestic issues but so he comes back out
bro and i
fucking it only been about 12 minutes at taking them we start driving dude i
took a right turn
and it place didn't even exist bro the road didn't even exist bro right oh my
god
bro he takes my body moves me over to the passenger seat the cops came
he went to jail for like four months dude so he's switching you oh gee bro
bless his heart because
he knew he put me in that situation i was a child he was like an adult bro but
it was uh i was just
trying but who gives their driver fucking two somas you know so just poor pill
management really but
poor pill management yeah it is but damn that was something dude god lee how
lee how
fucking happy was he deceased when i told that motherfucker you were down here
he lit up oh
yeah he lit up he was like he was like a favorite just like a warm mcfish when
i gotta do an edible
with him nothing nothing i just smelled his breath a couple minutes dude he has
no more flies on his
yeah it looks great yeah he looks great he looks clean he looked he was excited
about things not more
energetic than i heard him be in the past more vocal confident he needed all
that yeah we all needed that
to break to realize what just you just need a break sometimes to realize what
just fucking happened yeah