Name: Sal Vulcano's Dad Tried to Fight a Guy Who Hit Him With a Car
Uploaded: 2024-06-12T20:32:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sal Vulcano's Dad Tried to Fight a Guy Who Hit Him With a Car' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sal Vulcano's Dad Tried to Fight a Guy Who Hit Him With a Car' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-12. Transcript available.

and you know my grandparents all had like eight or nine siblings yeah this is a
big you know what
i mean but what did your dad do did he do what is your dad kind of a neat guy
do you have any good
like cool memories about him when he was a kid my dad yeah well he's look he's
still with me
luckily yeah oh my dad just like memories when you were a kid of like your dad
like what was your
like yeah my dad would have these big shoes that we would put on sometimes and
that was pretty cool
my dad would put his shirt sometimes he would take his shirt off he liked to
drink
and he would have a couple drinks or whatever and then he would just take his
shirt off and
like button it up like in front of us and he'd be like oh you got my shirt on
and he would say
stuff like that and then he would just pass out on the sounds like a very warm
guy just the physicality
that you become when you're talking i'm like you got a shirt on yeah put a
shirt on he's like you
got my shirt on like that was his like playing with us or whatever game who
wants to wear my shirt and
you're just your eyes were burning with like brute and like old spice
and by the time you got the shirt off or whatever he would just be like asleep
on the couch yeah yeah
yeah yeah you'd be like this is good my dad you know is like you know i i'm
lucky i have a real
good relationship he's like my best friend really uh you know growing up was
cool you know i got hit
by a car with him uh my body got not in a car accident we were playing frisbee
in a parking lot
by my house and uh it was a gated it was a gated parking lot and it was like
one of those posts it
was like cw no c what do you call those those are those um veteran vw posts
yeah right you know what
i'm saying and uh it was like a big parking lot and it was gated and so vfw vfw
it was like yeah yeah
and um and so we used to play like stickball and that thing and like hockey and
things like that
and so they but but because it was always closed when it wasn't an event it was
a big empty parking
lot and it was gated and it was pretty big for a kid like it was like you know
it was a good like
i would call it uh maybe about a hundred and maybe 25 feet long something like
that or more you know and
and pretty wide and uh in the buildings we lived in it was right in the front
of them those buildings
and he was he had like so many jobs and he was a superintendent of those
buildings so he had an office
there and we also lived there and i would go visit him in the office and go
around and like help him
fix and watch him fix like you know things you know oh he was a super yeah he
was a super oh wow yeah
and he was also a garbage man but he did both and uh and so i he had an office
he used to lift weights
in there and i used to go hang out with him and and the guys that worked there
and everything you know
they had like posters of girls on the wall in the office and like they played darts
and stuff but my dad
like he didn't drink he wasn't like he wasn't into sports he didn't drink he
just was like i don't know
man he just he was very unique he's a healthy guy very into fitness but um but
you know i i hung out
with him a lot and so he took me one day i'll never forget he's like oh we're
gonna go play and he
threw it was a coca-cola red coca-cola frisbee i'll just and we went down the
block we went in there
not a car in the place gates closed and we're throwing the frizzy back and
forth i'm young i'm
probably i was like five six years old tops and uh you know you i don't even
know to this day i can't
really throw a frisbee i throw the one that just does that oh really yeah you
can throw a frisbee
yeah it must feel like a superpower it does feel good when you learn it because
when you don't know
how to do it as a dude it is a questionable look yeah i mean i it's a it's it's
anybody's it's anybody's
guess when i throw it how it's gonna look if it's gonna just sail to the right
if it's gonna wobble if
it's gonna hit the floor like you know can you throw it like that huh no that
dude is also
closet engaged yeah i think i'll throw it like a regular dude yeah and bless
him yeah but that dude
is like yeah any of that dude that dude's trying to steal your lady too he's
skipping it yeah yeah yeah
he's skipping it off of a but you could throw like you could toyota tercel or
whatever yeah yeah yeah
well that was that's a show-off you know yeah nobody likes to show off that's
what i don't like is that
guy yeah yeah i could just make sure i get it to where it's going in the area
so you so if we were
playing if we having a is it a fret the catch i haven't a catch yeah having a
frisbee having a
throwing frisbee i thought if we're throwing a frisbee you you can i could be
far away from you and you
could be like i got you i got you get me that's that's that's really that's
really nice do you have
to spin in a full circle before you let it go or no can you just do like i didn't
really throw like
a discus i had no skill whatsoever in that department yeah so i would just like
you know let it go yeah
and um sorry well mine went wide and um it was our neighborhood and my dad saw
a guy that he knew
walking by in the street outside the other side of the gate and so he was like
i'm gonna he just
walked over to the gate to say hello to his friend and he's at the gate talking
to his friend and and
he he threw it to me and it was like over it went over there so i was like all
right i was walking to go
get it uh huh i mean there was there was two things in this parking lot me and
my dad
and so i'm walking to get the frisbee and then i look up and from the other
side of the parking lot
i see a station wagon is in the is now in the parking lot and it's driving
toward me and
even at that age i'm like i'm not i had i didn't my there's no way he didn't
see it wasn't like oh my
god a car's coming yeah i just know he saw me and i'm walking to get the thing
and he's driving toward
it as well and i i remember it so vividly i i i got to the coca-cola frisbee
and i looked down
and i looked and the car was still coming at me you know it wasn't going that
fast i i i'm sure it was
going like 10 miles an hour yeah right something like that and uh and i went to
go pick up the
frisbee and my dad's talking he doesn't he's not looking and i go to pick up
the frisbee i remember
i picked it up and i dropped it i fumbled it and it dropped back down and i had
this moment of do
i pick it back up right now or did i get out like i i just remember being like
i it happened fast
and i went to pick it back up and the next thing when i woke up i was in my dad's
arms and he was
running with me in his arms and uh and to get in his car and we take me to the
hospital oh i didn't
get any uh broken bones or anything i got bruised up and uh but yeah blacked
out completely the car
hit me now now in hindsight i know the story like my dad got my dad got so mad
like he he turned around
he just i don't know what you must think to see your five-year-old get hit by a
car yeah and i didn't
know this till later on but i found out that he just went nuts and he ran the
guy hit the thing and
he ran up to the car and he was like just punching like get out of the car just
punching the car and
the guy wouldn't get it and he's trying to rip it and my my dad's friend goes
south south don't worry
about that get your son you know oh yeah yeah yeah and he was like oh and they
just grabbed me and we
went to the hospital um he was punching the car you know but that was a big guy
you know he's punching
the car and everything and then uh yeah so i got hit by this hold on son yeah
it's like stick with
stay with me you know i'll be right with you smash but um it later turned out
that it was one of my
kids in my grammar school's grandfather but anyway uh and i guess we sued him
but it was like man it was
really just a disappointment of a lawsuit yeah because i got five i mean i was
like what was it
it was like probably 1981 but i got 5 000 bucks that's a lot of money then yeah
it adjusted for
inflation uh from 81 hit me out uh and then i couldn't touch it till i was 18.
and so when it
was 18. she had that auto it was 12 grand when i was 18. it was 12 when you
were 18. you know i think
12 13 grand that was that's about it 5 000 to that's a lot of money 12 grand
yeah 13 years yeah what'd you
do with it you know i don't really know ultimately but i'll tell you what i
thought i was going to do
with it i thought i was going to buy an engagement ring oh with it yeah that's
what i told i was like
oh i'm gonna just take this money to buy you an engagement ring yeah yeah
Thank you.