Name: What To Do When Your Partner Has Hooked Up With a Lot of People
Uploaded: 2024-06-21T14:00:45.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What To Do When Your Partner Has Hooked Up With a Lot of People' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What To Do When Your Partner Has Hooked Up With a Lot of People' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-21. Transcript available.

What up, Theo? It's Elijah. I'm from Indiana.
You know, I came on the hotline and I had a little problem.
See if I can get a little bit of advice.
So, you know, I've been seeing this girl for a little bit.
And, you know, we're kind of dating now.
You know we're dating type shit.
Dating type shit?
Onward.
You know, we've been going out for a minute.
And, you know, when you get to know somebody, you get to know, like, everybody
you know they've been with, you know.
And she's been with quite a few people.
A lot more than me.
So, like, when she told me, like, my heart just broke, man.
Like, driving home that night was the worst feeling I've ever had.
One of the worst days of my life, man.
Some of the people she told me were just outrageous, man.
Some of my homies, like, people I fuck with.
And then, you know, just some random, like, what the fuck, you know.
So, man, I just need your advice on how to take care of that as a man.
Because I'm really struggling to try to get past it.
And I know that it's something you can definitely get past.
And I was wondering if I had any advice.
Gang, baby, I appreciate that call, Elijah.
And, dude, I'll tell you, bro, I dated a girl who, she worked over at Charlie Queso's,
baby Chuck E. Cheese's.
And she, dude, she had racked up with everybody in there, okay?
She'd racked up with the waiter, the nearsighted chick that did the ticket she
hooked up with her.
The boss.
Dude, I didn't even know there was a boss at Chuck E. Cheese's, bro.
The chef, she hooked up with the chef, Pascali, that's in the band.
Not even the lead singer.
Not even the rap.
Not even the mouse.
The dude that's, like, playing the triangle and, like, stirring the pot or
whatever.
She hooked up with that guy.
So, it was tough.
I'd go meet her for work or pick her up and it was, like, I would go in there
and feel kind of embarrassed sometimes.
But, um, but she was actually a really cool girl, man.
And sometimes I regret that I wasn't brave enough to just kind of let it be her
past.
You know, I kind of, like, I kept holding her past against her and it made it
miserable for her.
And it made it miserable for, really just for us.
Like, we couldn't, like, it was tough.
You know?
Because she could never, I never gave her really room to, like, first of all, I
shouldn't have done it.
I shouldn't have held her past against her and then I never gave her enough,
there was never a way that she could make it up to me.
Because it's impossible to make up a past.
And she shouldn't have to make it up to me.
She doesn't have to.
So, I kind of made it, everything was always at a deficit.
You know, I had an unrealistic, um, expectation.
So, uh, yeah.
So, I wish that maybe I had done that different.
You know, maybe I'd been the dude that rolls up with her and just rocks with
her and just respects her more.
Here's what I'll say, man.
You can, you can miss the good ones.
And if she's an awesome girl, man, then that's, just be awesome with her.
The other stuff will go by the wayside.
Because when you get older, too, that shit doesn't matter, bro.
Everybody's dated or everybody's trans or whatever.
You don't even know what's going on, bro.
You'll reach in somebody's pants and there's just a damn scratch-off ticket in
it.
People don't even have crotches anymore.
It doesn't even matter.
People are nearsighted, farsighted.
People don't even know, people don't even know what's going on.
So, I think if you got a cool chick, lock it down.
Because it gets, um, there's not that many great ones out there.
You know, and if you got a good one, lock her down.
And just be proud, that's my girl.
But yeah, holding that resentment, dude.
If you hold a resentment against somebody that there's no way they could,
holding that resentment is miserable.
Because you're never going to let it go.
So, I think you got to deal with that on your side
and then just show up to her like a freaking man.
You know?
But I say, yeah, you know, you can be the dude that rocks with her and respects
her.
You could be that dude, bro.
You could be that dude.
Because I believe that women are a reflection of the men in their life.
I really believe that.
So, if you show up and you really lift a lady up
and you make her feel like something good
and you make her feel value,
and you make her feel important,
if she's somebody you care about, you know,
then that's how they will be.
I believe that.
I believe that women are a reflection of men,
of the men in their life.
Now, I'm not saying I've had the best luck
or the most ability to be a good boyfriend or whatever.
So, I don't even know if I would listen to me,
but I appreciate you asking.
And, um,
yeah, man.
And if you love her, love her, bro.
You know?
Don't miss the boat, homie,
because the marina only gets smaller.
You feel me?
Don't piss where you fish, homie.
You feel me?
I don't know what the second one means,
but the first one, I think, is a...
is important.
Um...
Um...