Name: Meta Can Take Away Your IG Handle
Uploaded: 2024-07-05T17:36:39.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Meta Can Take Away Your IG Handle' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Meta Can Take Away Your IG Handle' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-05. Transcript available.

but yeah social media is crazy did you see uh John Shahidi do you know that is
no idea so he um he's the he created happy dad right with the Nelk boys so
okay so that group John's a great guy wait I might could you bring him up I
might let's bring him I recognize him but they just took away his in his
Instagram was at John j-o-h-n at John he had at John had that for four
years he woke up the other day and they had taken it away from him because they
want to sell it because they think it's too marketable and they took it all
right
I'm trying to think of I recognize this guy he's often with um like uh Kyle
Forgard he's John's a really super creative guy okay when he lost at John
what Instagram just took it from him yeah but can they do that from him let's
see
Instagram changed my username today to this bootleg name underscore underscore
underscore underscore John underscore underscore oh my I mean I guess
technically is still John
but no explanation not sure why I even have the bootleg app but metas truly metas
truly does not care about their users nobody there replies with reasoning so he
reached out like how did you just take my name yeah um because well I mean if
they're
just they're like it's our platform now what what are you gonna do what are you
gonna do like what are you gonna do if somebody
says like yeah we don't like what you're saying anymore I didn't
you know the me where the guy just disappears yeah I'm out goes into the bushes
oh yeah I'm out what
what can I do but yeah that's the thing it's like we don't have any
it's like it's almost like we can write whatever we want but it's like they own
the paper kind of you
know yeah that's oh that's a good so when they can you like well what the
fuck does this all this even mean yeah fucking wow it's just dirty but yeah
they did that to him
apparently he had like Trump came on Logan's podcast yeah yeah and they
mentioned John on
there and the next day is when it happened um but they said it's people with
shortening four
letters or less that's what apparently there's an article somewhere it's like
four letters or less
they want to take those names like Tom John wait I've got KSI well do you when's
the last time you
checked you know fuck oh this guy fucking woke up and was gone fuck what would
you do we'd have to
storm what would they give me underscore underscore underscore KSI yeah maybe
what the hell I don't know
god that's alarming or KSI lube you know I mean they could give you no but that's
that's unfair
I agree but I guess they could they could do what they want they can do
whatever they want do you
think what would you do you think meta could just start posting photos for you
yeah I'm sure they
could eliminate you like imagine if meta just decided to just add a dick pic
yeah it's not even of you
just just a dick pic just as your next post and then they ban you yeah for it
they frame you oh
totally holy wow dude if that happened hopefully my buddy Jason because I used
to I never sent my own
dick pics but I would rent them for my buddy Jason right so for 10 bucks he
would let you use his dick
send it to somebody because he's a really you know he's just that kind of guy
and so yeah I probably spent
30 bucks fucking um wait what giffing his wiener out renting dick pics yeah
from him well he had a
decent wiener on him for one and two uh it looked a lot enough like my penis
words if somebody then
actually you showed up like you know with the team who version of it people
aren't going to be that upset
you know wait did it ever get leaked nah and not yet and if it does it's not
mine it's not mine dude
Thank you.