Name: Who Were the $uicideboy$ in High School?
Uploaded: 2024-07-08T19:37:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who Were the $uicideboy$ in High School?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who Were the $uicideboy$ in High School?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-08. Transcript available.

bro i lost count of how many fights i got in growing up over stepping on people's
shoes bro
it's a sign that's how we met that's how me and kyle met at fountain blue
because this dude was
cutting the line i stepped in his way it was exam week i was starving it was
chicken tender
tender day lunch lady on that's the biggest day he's cutting the line with his
homies i'm like
nah this ain't happening today bro i step in the way i step on the shoes and
then after you know
next thing i know i'm fighting him both of his sisters who were who were built
like linebackers
and uh a couple other guys a lot of shouldery women in that area yeah yeah oh
yeah that's how
me and kyle that's how we got that's how we met he was like yo come roll with
us from here on out
because when i you went to fountain blue so check this out when i first moved
up there i love this
i was because that's in st timothy paris so yeah so look i'll grow up on the
west bank where i'm
henry ford i'm i'm used to if i met yeah go ahead i just want to set you up yes
you know this but for
our audience you know the mandeville is the area of like the families where
that we're all white and
take family portraits at the beach yeah yeah yeah that's the vibe yeah it's
fancy that's the vibe yeah
yeah so my bad continue thank you for that and west bank is definitely
different bro there's a lot of
places doing what we got to do to get by yeah yeah you'll have somebody get
buried in an oyster
half shell or something over there you'll have a lot they got some couple cuties
over there in tall
timbers i know that but otherwise you know it gets a little bit you never know
bro you'll have a dude
have his eyes taken out of a couple dice put in a hundred percent yeah all day
so scott's coming
from that area i'm moving yeah so it's moving yeah our neighborhood's getting
really bad we just had
my youngest brother my dad's like all right i'm getting there i'm getting the
family up out of here
moved to lacombe right by mandeville um so i go to fountain blue right i show
up there i got cornrows
in i got a big tall t remember tall t's i had a big tall t on i had some jabos
about as baggy as
these pants oh lord and uh my bus driver was black and even even him when i
walked in the bus he said
what the fuck are you doing so alien just landed bro that's first thing this
man tells me in my
first day of school to ever get on the bus five in the morning he said what the
fuck are you doing
that's a long shirt you was in too so i'm like scott got on the shirt guy it
took a few more seconds
the shirt yeah it did it did somebody behind him like yeah so i sit down and i'm
like
i get to the school it's 2 000 white kids bro oh yeah yeah so you want to talk
about culture shock
i was like i thought i landed on another planet um so did they yeah yeah yeah
yeah good point bro
no one talked to me for a year oh i could see that i was by myself judging a
year asbestos and it took
me it took me getting into a fight for kyle and them to be like all right you
good come on damn and
then that's yeah so that's that is a way to prove yourself that's the short
version of the story you
know yeah there's something about walking around a schooler when nobody talks
to you that you create
this own universe in your head oh yeah my high school no it's like it's like a
first person game
yeah it's like you know you're living in a first person shooter world oh yeah
and you know it's it's
true i was i was gonna say he got that experience my experience in high school
i went to jesuit
it was all all boys catholic prep school whatever and i definitely did not fit
in in that school when i to
this day if i say i know you see when i say i went to jesuit people like what
you you went to jesuit
and i got involved with drugs early uh i was like 14. earlier to me yeah i was
gonna i was actually
gonna say that story too um i was like 14 and i started i was like i'm gonna
try it all because
i just tried weed and it wasn't as bad as they said it was so i'm gonna try it
all i'm gonna
fuck bitches i'm gonna do crack all that shit i did it all oh yeah i love that
too that's the crazy
thing about drugs yeah it's just funny because those two things really don't go
together
actually but anyway i i like spread this rumor about myself i was snorting
heroin on my desk
in geometry class oh yeah and i did it because i got off to like how everybody
thought i was crazy
and i liked it i like people thinking i was crazy so i let the rumors spread
when they got back to me
it was like oh oddy slangs crack downtown to pay for his high school la la that's
like what they were
saying about me that's pretty and i confirmed all of this to pay for your own
way to private school
well why would i do that first of all second of all i confirmed it all i get
that all that's true
and let me tell you something bro no one with me like everyone let me be they
thought i was cool
whatever and that was my way of like getting all those guys to off you know it's
an entrepreneurial
yeah it's always been like it's also like doing the most for like what yeah
yeah
what was the place y'all would go uh eat at and stuff did y'all ever when your
family would go
out to eat when you were kids was there a spot your family would go that was
kind of a nice place no
pizza hut pizza when you could sit down yeah when it was you remember that when
it was like
my face though it had that it had that aura to it you know what i'm saying that
aesthetic not
anymore yeah when i don't think we really ever went out as a family when i was
younger yeah we didn't
either our our our biggest that one yeah yeah that was so nice now it's like a
trap house for ragu
dude bro until until until this uh i didn't see past biloxi biloxi was like
maybe pensacola okay
oh dude when i was growing up bro if somebody went every summer florida bro oh
yeah you thought they
was the richest guy in the world that's like the yacht like oh we're going to
pensacola yeah
you'd see somebody had a t-shirt that said florida on yeah this mother yeah
look at this there's
like a republican a connection yeah yeah that's what you would think 100 bro
look at this look at this
republican over here in florida there's a lot of louisiana people in florida
you know it must be the
gulf coast i don't know it's just so close but there's so many i won't say
where but we're on the
panhandle and it's yeah it's a it's a lot of louisiana transplants comments
well louisiana was
what some of the first people outside of florida realized what a great spot
destin was too
some brave people i don't even know who it was like that place was barren in
like the 80s
no police no roads no nothing and people lived out there and let's say they
bought a house back then
for 30k i mean they're selling for like 10 million now it's not crazy that
place is hot right now
that's what i bought one bro who anyway anyway we should have stupid yeah well
it's funny because
you said about the florida thing i think it was like a uh if your family from
louisiana goes to
florida for summer vacation if you went to pensacola you guys were well off but
if you went to destin
yeah oh you would damn royalty might as well yeah yeah i don't know i didn't
know people that went to
dust yeah your dad your stepdad must have owned a subway or something yeah yeah
we had a girl in
the hand and coming to you that owned a subway and they'd always go to dust
yeah stepped out that
owned a kmb or whatever those motherfuckers
Thank you.