Name: Theo and Nick Swardson on Sketch's Unique Past
Uploaded: 2024-07-10T13:00:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Nick Swardson on Sketch's Unique Past' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo and Nick Swardson on Sketch's Unique Past' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-10. Transcript available.

what else is going on dude you see all this stuff that's happening with sketch
did you see this
people were you know the what's up brother no i don't know what that is sketch
is a streamer um
he's known for his madden streams for just being like a one-of-a-kind guy um oh
i think i saw him
yeah he was on your show yeah uh and it was excellent i've spent time with him
over the
past few months we talk every couple of weeks um just like i mean a gift sketch
is a gift to the
world and so i guess allegedly he did he had some uh only he did some only fan
stuff a few years back
and some of it may have been um homoerotic you know or gay or men you know
extra men
more than one man type of thing or whatever or just gay and you know i'm
talking about and um
so this all these pictures started coming up things that people found in only
fans um and then i think
everybody was just curious is this really him you you you have no idea now with
ar or whatever you
have no idea what anything is right it could be and people what did he say was
it like genital warfare
i don't know but people are writing some of the strangest things nick what was
that one tweet that
i put in there well i mean like what i don't understand like is he like
canceled or something
like well it just this shows the uncannyness of whenever people um rip somebody
on the internet
yeah it's like what a broken record it's like good god and i love sketch i
support him 100 no matter
what it is um somebody tweeted this how could you at the sketch reel i met you
i used to be a big fan of
you i was your biggest fan of all time this is just kind of like a chubby kid
or young filipino woman
who has tagged uh sketch in this and it's kind of calling him out i guess and
they put a heartbroken
emoji right so first of all what does it matter why was he why are you not a
fan now he didn't have to he
he doesn't owe you that like he had to tell you that he'd had gay activity or
he had only fans but then
here's what happens to this tweet somebody shares this tweet tags that tweet
and adds to it quotes
it said go lose weight you fat right to this child okay period oh my god
fat the word after that period which doesn't even have a noun in it i guess or
it might just be a
now but it's me yeah that's doesn't it needs a prep it needs something right it
means an adverb then
after that they came so far you would think they come to the defense of sketch
because they say go
lose weight you fat comma mick sorry i left that part out period fat then they
double spaced
and wrote sketch the gay it's like what yeah it doesn't make any sense the
internet is so bonkers
insane i'm like so i don't read comments i'm just like so over it where people
like just chime in
such insanity where i'm like okay like you're not why even come to the defense
like what yeah like what
are you what are you saying like what does anybody it's like it's so bonkers
yeah and why is this kid
like it just like why would the kid be looking for clout just to say hey sketch
like i used to love
you you didn't tell like he didn't know you you didn't know him it's obviously
a picture of just
some a random stranger yeah literally that had met him and then the other guy
quotes
read it one more time nick i can't really go loose weight you fat mcfuck
fucking fat shit fuck sketch the gay yeah and he like what is the point imagine
just spending your
time just going like i gotta i've gotta chime this in like i'm like so over it
like back in the day when
i started making movies and i did grandma's boy and like benchwarmers and i
would read critic reviews
which weren't like that scathing but they were like hey you you suck i'm like
what did i do let's try to
make a funny movie like why like when people chime in it's just like dude like
what the what can you
go make a movie yeah you tarred nations yeah like wow this was such a waste of
my time
this guy used to be funny it'll say stuff like that oh yeah yeah but it'll say
that on like a baby
announcement it's like heck you know hector's here he's four days old people
like yeah i remember when
he used to be funny it's like he's four days old yeah he was he's a child like
people will comment
they just have no chill man people don't care no people want to chime in like
at all times it's
hilarious like i'm again like i'm just like so over it like sometimes i'll like
read comments they're
like hey man you're old yeah i'm like yeah i know i'm 47. what do you want from
me what are you c3po
yeah are you not aging and i do and i feel for sketch here what what what was
his comment i sent
him some messages this morning look at this open it on us that was me
that was me it's okay though i will tell you what okay
two years ago i did some stuff i'm sorry if you've seen similar stuff
you know i'm a changed person
um
what does that mean he's going worse than i thought it was um
i don't know what does he apologize
i did not have sexual relations with that man i'm just kidding i did possibly
walk away
it's okay um what else do i have to say i don't know thank you to all my people
that have been sticking up for me i understand if you're bad
she hit the fan okay i was dealing with some addiction
what is he apologizing for having sex with a man i don't know okay i was
dealing with some
addiction problems addicted to dick
what's the plan after the plan after was not very good
if i was alone and i was at my house i probably wouldn't be talking to you
right now
but the people at phase banks especially um and my friends that i've made over
the
past couple years came and they saved me i don't know what i was gonna do but
say from what what the i think he was just scared the internet really came
after him
you know yeah don't look at the internet but i think in his case it's hard it's
a lot of his
life is built on there and then also it's like if something like that came out
i mean you can't
just pretend it didn't have like or you know what i'm saying like it's so
strong he's like blew a
guy or what the cares well yeah well i don't care what he did well no there was
just uh whatever
it was it was take your wig off doing gay take your wig off it's not like some
guy it's a
fucking wig some guy at the airport comes up to me the other day because that's
a wig isn't it
yeah it's 100 so you think this is a wig dude you're fucking with gorney weaver
um i could imagine
if you don't know something like that you think it's private and then it goes
out public that would
be very that would be alarming um yeah it'd be alarming if it was like 1800s i
oh i agree i think
it's ridiculous i think anybody coming out of being gay pussy who cares yeah oh
i think it's
i think it's a do both same time pussy and a dick oh but you're a real
intersection at that point dude
i mean it's both ears it's bumper to bumper traffic yeah but it's just
interesting just as he's making
this statement he's like well what else do i have to say it's almost weird it's
like you're
you're plea you're pleading for peace from this from just strangers right i
just kind of fascinating
where we are in time right that you watch somebody who has to make this plea um
in even even as he's
trying to figure out what is he even asking for you know like what is what is
he apologizing for i
agree it's like what the i agree but i just think it's fascinating to see that
that's where we're at
in time where you're watching somebody apologize hyper or whatever it is right
totally to a screen
yeah because of the world that we live it's just it's very interesting i think
but who cares that
that he was gay first of all he was a texans fan way tougher than doing some
gay stuff tougher
what the f oh more dudes took down david carr than did sketch ever huh yeah he
got sacked 73
times his rookie season okay dude i mean good god he got sacked in his mouth
yeah that's what sack
means and yeah sketch i just want to say man um yeah don't just hang in there
if you're feeling any type
of way or um yeah just keep your head up brother uh we love you and everybody
loves you dude and it
doesn't matter whatever's happened or has it yeah whatever you know we love you
because of who you
are and um and yeah and nothing will change that bro so just hang in there and
know that people have
your back um some people probably have your front too some of these people are
perverts but just know i
love you bro and um and i'm just one of the millions of people that do so just
hang in there champ sketch
we love it you're fine yeah don't stress about this nonsense and yeah if you
feel like you and now
people do what they want bro some people are gay some people are straight some
people don't even know
some people don't even have a sexuality there's kids out there not kids but
adult children or whatever
who don't even know they're like i don't even know i like to go to the library
or whatever i don't even
know i had a wiener you'll have somebody say that sometimes yeah they don't
even know if there is
what a library is yeah but they're gonna go to it yeah you'll even have a guy
yeah being like oh look
at this long pussy i have with balls under it yeah look at this fresh fucking
labes
look how many labias do i have i put these in my armpits i don't even know what's
going on anymore
yeah somebody's like oh look at this long vagina i have look at this vagine oh
oh i'm gonna bring
this to bourbon street so throw some beads in my purse we love you sketch um
and sorry you're having
to deal with that or if you're if it's scaring or whatever i just can't imagine
it'd be very scary you
know i mean what is scary about that haunted house is scary right but i think
for a lot of people it
feels like the internet is the only be-all-in-all like you and i are at a
different age where it's
not as much right we're different aids but at for for the younger generation i
think that is it right
is that making sense now right that makes sense where it's like okay that's
that's the jury of my
life right you know what i mean where it's like it's not right i mean we still
have a little bit more
of like there's a human jury and there's an online jury but i think it gets who
cares i agree
you know what i'm saying what the power of is intense i mean even the power of
your video where
they had if you guys were drinking or had done edibles and whatchamacallit it
was like look how
much news you know i'm saying it was like yes it doesn't matter but the media
doesn't care what
matters you know right but i didn't like hold a grain of salt to like when it
came out like on tmz
was like nick swartzen is that hammered on stage and whatever like edibles and
i'm like yeah all
right what the fuck like who cares yeah everybody out there just listening um
don't worry about the
internet and comments it's dumb and superfluous makes no sense yeah like just
move on enjoy your life
be you and don't kill people yeah and when you but i think when your times if
you're struggling with
drugs people will get into some wild stuff you know if people are out everyone's
done wild the
oh yeah i agree you look back at your past you've done some nose nachos dude
somebody's
had some nose nachos in their past some of those yeah yeah fucking fucking
wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo some of that snout mustard homie you feel me that dick
mayonnaise oh no no i'm good
i wanted some coke okay don't be that guy no that's like oh you want i'm
kidding man you want this wiener coke homie
Thank you.