Name: Theo Von Gets Honest About the WNBA
Uploaded: 2024-07-17T19:42:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Gets Honest About the WNBA' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Von Gets Honest About the WNBA' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-17. Transcript available.

i went to a wnba game i'll say it dude a lot of guys are afraid to say it you
know
you know and i will say that i promised my father on his deathbed
that i would not go to a wnba game that was like his one promise or whatever
and and i put you know and i felt like of course i won't go um and he he goes
oh your mother if
your mother found out you went to a wnba game she'd roll over in her grave and
i said i remember
being like well mom's not dead yet and he's like she's dead on the inside that's
what he said dude
i was like whoa that that's crazy i mean maybe but that's crazy um but no i
love you mom um but
but i went to a game man i went to a game uh this past weekend in las vegas
i'm a kate martin fan i'm not gonna sit in the closet anymore i am a kate martin
fan i became
an iowa hawkeyes female basketball fan i did and a lot you know for some people
it's almost like
admitting that they're using drugs or whatever for me it's not like that i
became an iowa hawkeyes fan
female hoops i mean they put up way more points than the iowa men's football
team
so right there if you even want to see a point scored you gotta watch them if
you're even anywhere
near iowa city so um but yeah so i went to a kate martin game and i got to see
her play dude and i was
fucking excited man i'm not gonna and i'll say this this is the best thing um
the best thing that i didn't realize is uh some of the player you know as a guy
you're sitting there
you're watching the game and first of all it's super relatable and i'll tell
you why
because a lot of times you'll see the women driving to the hoop and you they
can't dunk right they can't
dunk and that's fine but it's the to me it's the most relatable thing i've ever
seen
i can't dunk you know at this point in my life i can't dunk so if i'm going to
the hoop and i got a
layup it's there's nothing more relatable to a white guy than driving to the
hoop and you can't dunk
so at that moment i was like holy this is the most relatable moment of my whole
life
i can't really relate to all those bangers that are out there in the nba all
those fiance carters baby
them vince carters i can't you know i can admire it but i can relate to it but
when you see somebody
coasting through the lane or trying to figure it out catching a bounce pass and
they're going up
and the only thing they can do is lay up bro as a white off-white semi-nicaraguan
guy i can relate a
thousand percent dude so that's one thing that i realized it was so relatable
about the games man um
the second thing that i thought was really fascinating is as a man some of the
players you're attracted to
them you know you're watching the players and a lot of a lot of their when they're
women so if you's a man
that likes a well a woman then you're you know so it's weird so it's like you
know at the men's game
that never happens i'm just kind of marveling at the athleticism i'm hoping
that none of the players
are trying to bang my girl or whatever um just usual but as at the w nba game
you're like damn shawty shawty
shawty the show they want a comic
you know you just it's different so i realized that i thought that was
interesting just to have this element
of like oh i'm i'm attracted to some of these gals bro and some guys be like i
would never be attracted
bro go to the games dude go to the games bro see if some of these beautiful
broads don't hit a three
pointer and your butt starts sweating a little all right live your life oh
when i'm in a paper
so yeah so just been praying about a lot of that kind of stuff man but that was
so those
were some things about the wmba game that i really loved um and i know it
sounds crazy to say that i'm
sorry dad i'm sorry dad uh
but um asia wilson broke the franchise record i didn't know there was a
franchise but it doesn't
matter she broke the franchise record and this is one of the best things that
the wmb has going forward
as well i think this is my opinion my opinion means nothing it means nothing
you could feed it to a
baby you could feed it to a b sean but the fact that the best team in the
league right now is in
las vegas so you have so many people that are just in las vegas that are there
you know touristing
so if they go see a team bro they're gonna see the best team
so i'm not sure if that's by design you never know
that's the dark arts is the people in the distance you don't know what they're
doing
but um but yeah it was just there's just so many different little elements that
kind of happen
at a wmba game and some people are going to chirp me or whatever for having
gone i look you know um
you know i'm a underdog i've you know that's where i'm at so but yeah it was
okay it was it was a great
it was uh i had a great time man it was fun it just and i'll say this the games
are a little shorter
it's a little quicker um and you're attract you're attracted to some of the
ladies on the court
so you know they got it's like damn and you it's just there's a different thing
going on
when you are a man at the game i think
i'm not going to be able to do this because i'm not going to be able to do this
because
i think i'm not going to be able to do this because i'm not going to be able to
do this
but i'm not going to be able to do this because i'm not going to be able to do
this
but i'm not going to be able to do this because i'm not going to be able to do
this
but i'm not going to be able to do this because i'm not going to be able to do
this
i'm not going to be able to do this because i'm not going to be able to do this
so i'm not going to be able to do this because i'm not going to be able to do
this
so i'm not going to be able to do this because i'm not going to be able to do
this
Thank you.