Name: Biden Has Gone Rogue
Uploaded: 2024-07-19T02:15:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Biden Has Gone Rogue' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Biden Has Gone Rogue' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-19. Transcript available.

uh joe biden he's i love this bro joe biden has decided now that he's running
for president
now everybody knows that or if you don't and if you don't know i i don't my
issue with
democratic party is taking advantage of a senior citizen that's my issue i
think that they should
have taken bobby kennedy on and brought him into the fold i think that he is a
plausible candidate
who's willing to talk about real that's how i feel he's a plausible candidate
that's willing to
talk about real things and not only just wait for the question to come at him
but to say this is what
i want to do and when he says it you believe him i think people are like he's
batshit crazy yeah well
everybody's batshit crazy dude okay jim henson put his hand up little bodies
and made the muppets dude you don't think that was crazy yeah it was dude
so i just did i've never liked that i known that this guy is not doing well you
know my father was a
senior citizen when i was born so i don't like the taking advantage of somebody
who is not mentally well
it's up it's i don't care who you are i don't care what you think it's messed
up and they was doing it
they was puppeting old joey b son and so here's the here's the hilariousness of
it
so he's been experiencing dementia for a while right i think that's been pretty
obvious
and now they kept telling him so much like these puppeteers whoever they are we
don't know who they
are but we oh we know who they are uh they've been saying like you're the
president joe you're the guy
you're the president and now when they're like you're not you can't do it he's
like
he now he's the president
it's almost like you convince a a puppet that they're real for so long
and suddenly they they believe it you tell him he's the president for so long
and then he just walks
off believing he's the president baby let him cook son let him cook bro that's
where i'm at
he's our bidenstein baby he's our pres nokio baby you jeopardoed him now let
him cook
let him install i want handicap rails along the mississippi river i want uh
free jello for anyone
who can whistle i want free readers digest for all natural born citizens
let him cook baby let i i'm just so excited now that they made somebody believe
something and now
they that dude is like no you're not telling me i'm not the president i'm
running bro things could
not get any crazier man and so that's got to be we have to look at it i think
as the in the excitement
part you know so it's just gotten crazy you know it's like if we can't control
biden how can we control ai
you know we can't even control b-a-i-d-e-n dude it's a wrap bro it's a wrap so
all this shit to me is just kind of hilarious um i think we need more parties
we need more possibilities
i think we i think the cia cia and the fbi are corrupt i believe that we are
living in a very corrupt
um experience with our government that's really what i believe
um and i don't believe that on the individual i don't think that the
individuals are i want to say that
you know um but i think that the powers that are pushing them um are because i
don't believe that
uh on an individual level um anyway sorry that's a lot of politics from me but
i i just i'm so excited
now i'm so because imagine you like build a character on an on an nba 2k or
something right or 7k or
whatever it is now and then finally you log in one time you want to use your
character or whatever and
your character just looks at the screen and gives you those nate diaz number
ones baby the middle fangies
and then he just does his own on the game and you just have to watch so that's
what i'm
i am hyped about this about biden um just because it's all that's what you get
that's what you get for telling a puppet that it's real the whole time
um anyway so not to get super political uh but those are just some of my
thoughts um
i'm always about the underdog you know that a lot of times i'm about the underdog
and i felt like what they were missed they were what they were doing to joe biden
which whatever you
think about him politically what they're doing to him i thought was up you know
if i sat in a room with a senior citizen and i knew something was not well
about him
and i said things to him or made him believe things to take advantage of him
that's that's a sick person that would do that you know that's
if that happened to my father i've said this before somebody did that to my
father i would
fucking take their legs off their body and hide them in their cousin's ass dude
that's who i am
you know i there's just nothing sicker to me than that it's like there's people
that call
uh old people and try to sell them gold and cheat them out of their money
all that or the uh those nigerian scammer people i know that they're just
trying to make money in
their country but i just taking advantage of senior citizens just that makes me
angry bro
and i'm sorry to use a lot of profanity today