Name: Brian Holtzman is an Absolute Menace
Uploaded: 2024-07-26T16:57:55.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brian Holtzman is an Absolute Menace' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brian Holtzman is an Absolute Menace' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-26. Transcript available.

Holtzman's doing great yeah Holtzman's doing great and I can't I tell him I'm
like don't leave the
mothership you know just stay at the mothership you're funny you're gonna hit
because you know
he wants to make it like Dave Lucas and fucking and and and Cam and Montgomery
and all these guys
that are you know that were on Tony yeah and I'm like dude just hang in there
you're fucking great
and now he's starting to sell tickets so if there's anyone out there that wants
to see a
crazy motherfucking comedian Brian Holtzman is fucking awesome from the mothership
and we love
him so one of a kind dude Brian would get up this is one of my favorite Brian Holtzman
stories
so when Jeff piano Jeff died of um COVID or HIV right he could take your pick
he might have died of
HIV OVID right I mean he had something he had you know and if you don't know
him Jeff Scott bring up
a picture of him a beautiful man and he got HIV in uh Connecticut a long time
ago Prince Prince Town
Prince Town yeah it was like a hot gay district he told me about it and and um
yeah he always took a
whole bunch of pills and yeah and he was always partying and just you know he
was always you know
two well no I wasn't saying party pills like HIV pills oh he was I was always
yeah he always had
like a fistful of HIV okay well I think no pills like you know what I mean that
make him feel
better right well that that that are supposed to support AIDS you know the kind
that Magic Johnson
yeah yeah yeah those type of pills those Laker snacks they call them now yeah
right because I think
yeah the Lakers sponsor them I think we should put our hats on okay you know
what I mean we can mix it
up because we got Gary Shanley hair yeah yeah it's that time it's that time um
but he would also in
between what does it say 1986 I was diagnosed with HIV I was out of nature and
cold told you you have
two years to live here's a fan flip with some information good luck yeah and he's
yeah he he lived
forever yeah and now yeah and this was you had to take 20 pills a day he said
right there now he also
was doing cocaine right so part-time or whatever semi-part-time but anyway
bless him no judge none
of this is judgment but so they had a call during COVID where uh it was a
funeral it was his funeral
over zoom it was a zoom zoom mural right or whatever they called them and so we're
on there and people
are crying and you know Whitney was like wearing a kimono and wandering around
her mansion or whatever
you know and like just there was 75 people on there and his Jeff's sister was
on there and she would speak
and every now and then Brian Holtzman oh that's kind of hilarious would chime
in and go
he had AIDS people right right he had AIDS right and people yeah everybody
would die laughing bro
yeah he was the Harvey Milk of our time just Holton would just throw in these
like it was a pure
comedy set and it was just one of like it was it was that thing where it's like
laugh at the pain
you know and it was just unprecedented but yeah it's great to see him thriving
over there yeah his style
is um you know it's it's uh an acquired taste oh it's you know it's an acquired
taste you know he
does a lot of these videos where he'll film people leaving his show have you
seen that it's fucking
hilarious because there's a lot of people that leave his show oh yeah you know
what I mean they get pissed off
so they film it and they're like people are like that guy's fucking disgusting
I'm gonna call the
put one of those videos up where Holtzman where Holtzman just clears a room he
clears a room dude like
he had AIDS he had AIDS I mean the guy's Jeff's sister was crying and he put
that in turn it up
what's that what did he say
look
what did he say
he's pretty
he's pretty
he's too much
that guy is like it
like he's self like he's too much
what the fuck are you talking about
you can't with the 40-ish group
yeah
you can't
look at me fucking teacher
that is not for me
all right
no thank you
fuck you
and fuck him
my family will pay our bill
don't worry
someone has to represent a generation
it's not you
fuck him
and the 40-ish people
I don't fucking care
everyone's paying the bills now
you guys gotta go see him
okay there you go
I mean it's basically he walks a lot of people
hold on let's see what this is five minutes later
look what happened
no seriously what did he say
no honestly
you're a fucking guy
did you guys pay for that bill
give me my fucking money
you motherfucker
wow
that's classic
I didn't know they do this
they have to keep doing more of this
you're a fucking guy
I don't know they do this
I don't know they do this
I don't know they do this
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but I don't know they do this
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but I don't know they do this
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