Name: Did American Media Cover the October 7th Attacks Fairly?
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Did American Media Cover the October 7th Attacks Fairly?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Did American Media Cover the October 7th Attacks Fairly?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-01. Transcript available.

- The most important thing about October 7th,
which I find there is like a big failure
of the American media.
When October 7th happened,
everybody was talking about raping women,
decapitating children, putting women in oven.
Even Antony Blinken, the Secretary of State,
he went into Congress and he described this scene
about the Hamas militants going into a house,
raping the woman, blinding the father,
cutting the limb of a child,
cutting a finger of another child,
and then cutting the chest, the breast of a woman
and playing football with it and raping it.
And I said, wait a minute,
how is this happening during war?
Where are the Israeli Apache fighters?
Where are the response?
Because you know, I understand how big is Israel?
Israel is like as small, actually as small as New Jersey.
And in that area of New Jersey, there is like,
there is a, yeah, you see, it's almost there.
It's almost there, yes, a little bit.
And you understand, you understand, Israel has airfields
and military camps in every five seconds.
It's like Starbucks in New York.
- Yeah. - The response should be less
than five minutes.
It took them eight hours.
- Yeah, I need a Venti missile.
- Now, that testimony that I just gave you
by Antony Blinken came out to be wrong.
- Who's Antony Blinken?
- Antony Blinken is the Secretary of State.
- For Israel?
- No, for America.
- For America, okay.
- So he went and give that graphic detail
in order to bring money, to get money to be sent to Israel.
These testimonies came out to be untrue, false, fabricated,
because they were promoted by rescue groups in Israel.
They're called Zaka and Hadzullah United, Zaka, Z-A-K-A.
Zaka is a group that has been known to be lying.
They fabricated babies in oven, babies in laundry lines.
- Yeah, they keep putting the babies everywhere.
No matter what side you're on, it's like,
oh, the babies are here.
- And yeah, that's the website.
And if you look, if you search for them,
you will find that their lies has been debunked many times
by the Israeli media themselves.
Israeli media artists, Channel 12,
they said that these people have lied to us
and they have collected so much money
because of their graphic details.
And you understand, these are lies that has been repeated
by Biden, Antony Blinken, the State Department,
in order to justify the absolute maximum killing
of Israel to pass.
So this was made on a lie.
- So it's propaganda, yeah.
- It's propaganda.
Because, you know, I'm not gonna tell you,
they killed a million people.
They raped women, they decapitated babies.
That have a much more stronger effect
because what a baby could do to you.
- Baby could do nothing, climb up your leg a little.
- You decapitate them, you must be a monster.
So now these are monster death cult worshipers
that we can kill and we can bomb everybody.
You see that?
- So it's a perspective, you're like framing it.
So you're saying, but who's doing that?
The Israeli media?
- Yeah, the Israeli media.
The Israeli media, because all of the,
and not just the Israeli media,
the American media have propagated these stories
and they have never taken back
or refuted a single story.
- Oh, American media is not good.
- And you know, and what made me like go crazy,
the Israeli media, they made themselves like,
guys, this didn't happen.
So this is like the strongest bro code
I've ever seen in my life.
It's like, you know, you're lying for your bro
and your bro's like, dude, that didn't happen.
That didn't happen.
So America is lying hard for Israel while Israel itself,
the Israeli media say like, guys, that didn't happen.
All of these lies didn't happen.
The New York Times article screams without words
was debunked to be lies.
There was so many people, lies, lies, lies.
No decapitated babies were found.
Only one baby was killed.
Her name is Mila Cohen.
She's 10 months old and she was died during an exchange.
No decapitated babies, no rape women.
Sheryl Sandberg and New York Times
have spread all of these lies
and they were debunked many, many times.
And still the American media are running with the lies.
- But America, a lot of American media is...
- If you say that, that would be anti-Semitic.
So I'm not gonna go there, right?
- Oh, is that anti-Semitic?
- They're telling me everything that I say now
is anti-Semitic. - Oh, I didn't know that.
- But I'm saying that even the Jewish people in Israel
telling you these are lies.
- Well, my friends, my Jewish friends who, they say that.
They say that the media is mostly run by Jewish folks.
I don't think that that's...
- It is.
- You told me that.
- It is, it is.
All of the corporates, all of the CEOs,
but that's a different...
But I don't wanna go into their intention.
I'm just giving you a case that...
- But we can't say that, though?
- Well, according to a bill that was passed
by the Congress two months ago,
there is now an anti-Semitic bill
that anything, any criticism to Israel
will be counted as anti-Semitic.
Any criticism to Jewish people
who might have a dual loyalty to Israel and America,
if you attack them, that would be called anti-Semitic.
If you talk about AIPAC controlling the elections
and giving money, that's anti-Semitic.
And it's like, wait a minute,
that's against the First Amendment of the United States.
Because I can...
I have grown up seeing people shitting on everything,
on the American president, on the American...
- On religion, on Jesus Christ.
- Oh yeah, gays, whites, blacks.
- Jesus, whites, Muslims.
- Jesus, Santa.
- But suddenly when you talk about Israel,
which is a foreign country that we give aid,
you can't speak?
You can't talk about, you're labeled anti-Semitic?
- Why?
- Yeah, I gotta...
Yeah, some of it's like...
Well, we had Roseanne Barron, she's Jewish.
She said something, she made a joke,
and our episode got taken down.
But if she made it, it was obviously like a joke, you know?
So, some of it's just confusing,
because here's the thing I don't understand.
Like, just say if you can't say...
If we're not allowed to say something,
at least tell us what it is.
- No, we're not.
They always keep you in this kind of fear
of saying something wrong.
And they have all of their...
You're anti-Semitic, you're anti-Semitic.
Like, guys, you have to stop this anti-Semitic because...
- Well, it becomes this boy that cried wolf kind of thing,
where it's like you accuse everybody of...
It's like, dude, I have so many Jewish friends,
you think I'd be...
I don't like Netanyahu.
I don't like some of the choices
that I feel like that that country makes,
but I don't...
I don't have anything against my Jewish friends, though.
- That's why I'm very careful when I talk,
I never say Jewish people.
I say pro-Zionist, Zionist, Israel, pro-Israel.
- Oh, shit, I said Jewish people all the few minutes ago.
- No, no, no, I don't say about Israel,
because I know that a lot of Jewish people
don't like what Israel is doing.
- Well, I think it's...
Well, for one, I think a lot of people don't know
what to think, a lot of people aren't super clear
on maybe what's going on, you know?
- Because they're not allowed to,
because they are being...
All they need to know is like,
to see the headlines of the news,
and the headlines of news is always something bad
about Palestinians, or something bad...
Nothing is bad.
They don't spend enough time because they want their ESPNs,
and they need to their Netflix.
They don't want to involve...
That's why a lot of Americans are still believing
in the raping and the decapitated babies,
because you can't stay tuned into the news for long.
So for them, they do the shock, the lies,
and then when people say,
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute."
That didn't happen.
It's like, "Ah, it's too late now."
Because people are kind of, they're too down.
- Yeah, I think a lot of people do not even believe
the news at all anymore, though.
I think the news has super lost a ton of credibility
over the years.
- So what happens?
You create a kind of apathy.
So people don't care, and business go as usual.
The Congress getting bought, people getting bribed,
$26 billion getting sent to Israel.
People continue having bombing,
and then every now and then,
why is this happening?
Because you checked out a long time ago.
- Yeah.
- And then you ask, "What can we do?"
Nothing, because they made you check out a long time ago.
So you have all of these people
looking at what the government's doing,
looking at what the world is doing.
It's like, that ain't right,
but there's nothing I can do about it.
And this is exactly how you run the world.
In my country, in the Middle East,
I do that because you cannot speak up
because you're gonna be put in jail.
But here- - You can speak up.
- You can speak up, but nothing will happen.
Nothing will change.
- Here I think sometimes you get afraid
to even ask questions about stuff,
and it's like, "Well, this doesn't even make any sense."
It's like, just at least let things make sense to me.
For me, not be able to ask questions and shit
is just fucking- - Yeah.
- That's the thing that's really, really weird.
- Yeah, because it's all about the attacking.
So if you go and you repeat what I just told you,
it's like, "Oh, he's a liar.
He's an anti-Semite.
He hates Jews."
Okay, what did he lie about?
They will never give you details.
They will never give you an anti-Semite.
They will never give you an anti-Semite.
They will never give you an anti-Semite.
They will never give you an anti-Semite.
They will never give you an anti-Semite.