Name: Donald Trump Sounds Off Biden, Kamala Harris and RFK Jr.
Uploaded: 2024-08-22T12:01:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Donald Trump Sounds Off Biden, Kamala Harris and RFK Jr.' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Donald Trump Sounds Off Biden, Kamala Harris and RFK Jr.' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-22. Transcript available.

there was a rumor that you almost had rfk jr as a potential uh vice president
no okay um just a rumor and did um i like him i've always liked him but yeah i
like him too
he's bobby and our friends he's a friend of mine i've known he's a good man
yeah he's in
there pitching his stuff it's a two-party system and he's a third party you
know it's a tough thing
he can't get registered now in new york i see new york and the democrats have
really opposed him
vehemently i haven't but the democrats have really opposed so you think he
should be allowed to run
everywhere well the laws don't allow that okay and the laws don't allow unless
you have 15 or 20
whatever it is they don't allow you to debate you don't have to debate so you
can't get on the stage
you can't and the debates are very important i mean i had a debate with joe biden
oh yeah and that was a
very meaningful that was a very consequential debate to put it mildly well yeah
they they they took the
hand out of the puppet after that well they wanted to debate they gave me
everything that i didn't
want cnn and then they gave me uh dana bash and jake tapper now remember this
they were very straight
during that debate i i have right i gained a certain respect because uh jake tapper
who i call fake tapper
but now i don't do that i saw him at whole food i don't do that so much anymore
you did uh but i
thought they were very even-handed if you want to know the truth during the
debate i didn't feel like
they like the moderate i didn't feel like they pushed a lot of answer and
pressure on them to be even
handed i think it's hard to not do that but they were very even-handed and uh
it was a great debate
but a very important debate well after that it seemed like suddenly everybody
had been like oh biden's fine in
america for like 18 months like my dad was really old when i was born my dad
was 70 when i was born
right right so i don't like seeing senior citizens get take advantage of right
i felt like that happened
a lot when i was a kid and so i think for me it reflected on me like it made me
really angry because
i was like i know this guy's not well it's not fair to pretend that he's well
yeah it's not fair to him
because he doesn't know you're pretending you know and it just seemed like the
cruelest thing you could
do and then we're all kind of supposed to believe this thing that we know is
not real our media is
just saying this is real and we're like we're all just being gaslit as humans
um about something
that's like moral like this is a human man um this is somebody's grandfather
and then they just
disappear he just disappears and suddenly it's like it was a coup kamala is the
is the one that went in
what do you think happened in the back rooms there because that almost was
overnight that happened i
know what happened and you're not supposed to do that it's not supposed to be
probably constitutional
she got no votes he got 14 million votes all of a sudden they're telling him to
get out or they
they threatened him but who were they angry person well i would say schumer pelosi
and numerous other
people uh the heads of the democrat party yeah and they did they threatened him
violently i think and
he didn't want to get out remember he said only god will get me out right only
god will get me somebody
dressed up like god just chased him out of there yeah and what happened is they
they went to him and they
said this was after the debate now if he didn't have the debate he would still
be running running yeah
so they set him up they knew they were going to pull up that i don't know i
mean he had his debate
maybe he wanted to i heard he didn't i heard they offered me things that i
would never accept and i
accepted them they said cnn they said jake top tapper dana bash they they said
all things that i could not
take and i accepted all of them and uh you know look it was a good debate for
me it wasn't a good debate
for him i think you'd still be running right now you wouldn't have her she was
one of the most uh
disrespected people in the whole country she was she was a failed vice
president she was the most um
she was considered the worst vice president in the history of our country she
had no chance you know
if you go back six weeks they were saying how bad she was and they wanted to
choose from 11 different
people do you feel i thought that's what they were going to have oh you thought
that's really good
well that would seem more democratic i think they were they were uh they wanted
to be politically
correct and they chose her i feel like it would have seemed more but dude i got
so angry when they
sidetracked bernie a few years ago or that wasn't fair it just happened to bernie
twice yeah you got to
think about it yeah oh it was crazy yeah 2016 and 22 he just got you know it
just wasn't cool
like whatever you think it's just like we have to be able to believe you like bernie
is he are you
friends with him or something no i'd met him the other day was that the first
time the first time were
you impressed by him i yeah one thing he's he's still sharp right oh yeah he's
still sure he doesn't
suffer from what biden did no no no no mental dullness yeah right i mean
mentally gone he's
you know he's somebody put a merry-go-round in his head i heard but that's you
know but they didn't
plug it in they didn't tell him yeah um i just watched her performance today so
she went out and
who kamala yeah she lied about everything she said uh this trump tax that trump
tax that trump
tax he's going to tax this he's going to attack all these different things and
i'm not going to tax
them she made it up look people in politics many of them not all of them are
really liars but she's
really alive she made up a series of lots of different taxes that trump's going
to charge you on clothing
he's going to charge you on this or that and actually she's the one your taxes
are going to go up by
four times and if the trump tax cuts because i got the largest tax cuts ever
but they expire in a number
of months pretty soon she has to be able to uh do something about it and she's
unwilling and
incapable i'll tell you what if she's she's the worst vice president ever he's
the worst president ever a
deadly combination and we have a country where the borders are bad where the
world is blowing up you
look at israel you look at ukraine you look at all the different things that
are happening oh we're
yeah she is and she has no clue and you know what i say about her why don't you
do it you know she
complains about everything she's been there for three and a half years why don't
you do it all you have
to do is say why don't you do it why didn't you fix it you could fix it right
now don't you know do
whatever you're doing yeah and she won't talk to you and she won't talk to
anybody she won't be
interviewed she's welcome to come on i would love to get to talk to her i'm
sure she'd be very
exciting um actually you could make her exciting you think yeah i think
somebody said she's a good
roller skater that's what i heard which is crazy that's about it yeah it's
pretty clear that the
establishment doesn't like you i would say what do you think well i think the
people like me oh yeah
the people we're leading now in all the polls we're leading and raspies and
just came out a little
raspberries is a very highly highly regarded polo we're leaving by like leading
by five points
raspberries in poll and and others also and we're doing well but i think the
people like me a lot you
know we won and then we did no doubt so we won in 2016 and then we did much
better in 2020 much better
got millions and millions more votes and uh why does the establishment keep
trying to sink you like what is
it that they are so afraid of in some cases the things we're talking about
right now they want to
sell product that i'm not interested in they want to have certain boats and
certain chips and certain
planes and certain everything bought um pharma is another one that's you know
interesting or do they
push back against you you think uh yeah i think they do well uh yeah i think i
think it's pretty obvious
that they do in one way that's a positive thing politically because when you
can show that they
push back the voters seem to like it but we have a lot of a lot of popularity
we have a lot of a lot of
people that want to see me come back and win because we had a great time we had
the greatest economy in
history when i was president we oh yeah my cousin got a boat yeah we had the
best numbers african american
hispanic american if you look asian american job numbers women men everybody we
did a we did a lot
of good things we cut we cut taxes more than anybody else including ronald reagan
we cut regulations which
created jobs we had a great period of time and i think the people wanted back
based on what i'm seeing
what i'm seeing what i'm seeing what i'm seeing what i'm seeing what i'm seeing
what i'm seeing the people want it back