Name: Theo Reflects on His Interview with Donald Trump
Uploaded: 2024-08-27T18:15:26.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Reflects on His Interview with Donald Trump' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Reflects on His Interview with Donald Trump' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-27. Transcript available.

yeah what else dude uh we went to interview donald trump and that was crazy bro
i'm like
yeah i couldn't even believe that we got to do it you know uh and i'd had a
long week it was a
long week everybody has a long week blah blah blah but i'd had a long week and
then i get we go up
there and now there's like a lot of secret service getting into it was at bedminster
golf course so
there's a lot of secret service getting in there so you got to stop here and
this guy kind of touches
your pockets or whatever and this guy you know somebody's reading your ribs or
whatever they got
a mystic out there reading your ribs they gotta um you know people patting you
down people patting you
up one dude's patting you up i'm like oh this guy's you know obviously doesn't
have a wife um
and so yeah you stop there's a couple locations you got to stop and get frisked
and padded and
wanded and wizarded and um yeah they just ask you craziest questions you know
like they'll be like
uh what's your middle name you know and then they'll be like oh does your
mother fuck a lot and you're
like what all right you know they but they're trying to you know see where you're
at and see if you know
anybody from rush or whatever and then so i get there uh and i had like 40
minutes from when i got
there to when it was time to do the interview so only had a limited amount of
time and i had to
you know i had my clothes with me i had my uh suit coat and i had two shirts i
had a one pair of boots
one pair of regular shoes and um uh bathroom kit hairspray just to you know you
know look the look
the best that you could and i was super nervous to get in the room and i'm just
kind of making sure you
know the producers uh zach and nick are there um my tour manager bizzel is
there um my right hand man
and so we were you know just getting everything like organized and making sure
it all looks you know
um just like we normally do making sure everything is legitimate and and then
they had and they had
like the flags in the background i'm like holy shit bro we are you know we are
well this is like the
damn pledge of allegiance came to life bro it was you know it just felt super
real at that moment
and there's like a um there was a secret service guy
and kind of over just like in one corner of the room i believe it was it was
just a guy and i and
he was kind of by the near the restroom and so i was like i'm kind of afraid to
go piss or whatever
because i didn't want you know i don't know if they if they're like listening
to you piss or whatever
i don't know what they're everything that they do or whatever you know if he's
like thinks i'm like
you know using pp or piss or whatever to do like morse code into the water or
something you know i i don't
know all their training or whatever so i'm like super scared in there and i was
i yeah i um ended up just
peeing in what they had a uh cup like a red solo cup that i brought in there
with me i peed in it and
just poured it into the toilet dude like along the side of the toilet wall so
it would be real quiet
you know i just i was kind of i think i was getting super paranoid and then um
so anyway
it starts to get like uh we talk with his advisors people start to kind of come
in just
to make sure everything's cool um and this room has all been like uh searched
or whatever and uh
you know drug dog bomb dog uh sword i think they had a sword dog come in um two
dogs just came in
we're like who the are these dogs dude you know and one of them ate a thing of
peanut butter crackers
that uh my buddy had but um so anyway so we're sitting there and like you know
i'm going through
like my questions and my thoughts and you know uh and yeah i was just nervous
like you know uh yeah i was
just kind of mostly i was just nervous i think you know i'd met uh donald trump
before a few times
at ufc and um i'd met his sons enough so that um you know right when i saw him
i could say hey uh you
know i met you with dana white and yeah so he comes in and i kind of walked
over after he came in because
he was like not in the little place where we're shooting yet and just like you
know said hey and
um just let him know i was thankful for his time and and then we sat down and
sorry if this is getting
boring i'm just trying to think uh we sat down and yeah and then yeah we just
went through the interview
you know um and i thought one thing that was nice i thought it was nice that he
said that his uh son
um had had uh had been the plug to have me come in you know um i know dana
white had had obviously
helped a ton and made it happen but um that he'd asked his son is this a guy's
uh podcast that i
should do so i thought that was kind of neat just to know that he like you know
checks in with his son
baron or whatever about um about different stuff you know uh so that was that
was yeah it was cool
it just went so fast i only had a kind of a limited amount of time and it went
so fast and the next
thing you know we had to wrap it up and i was like i i couldn't i wanted to ask
like one more good
question but i didn't know what to ask um and i know that um sorry i'm saying
um a lot guys i think
i'm nervous even reciting this for some reason i think i just feel um
yeah i just feel like uh a lot i think i just feel like a lot of energy or
something i'm not sure
um i feel kind of activated i guess that's where i'm at today so
oh so i had one more question and i wanted to ask him uh michael jackson used
to live in one of the
buildings that he owned so i wanted to ask him about that because you know we've
been trying to learn about
michael jackson so yeah that was it and then it went pretty quick and then he
had to go do something
there was some you know the next thing that he had to go do and then some of
the workers came up uh that
worked at the golf course and we walked around and took some photos um i got to
meet uh ivanka trump and
her husband jared which was pretty cool and it's rich there dude they got a
nice they got a pool where
all the umbrellas are nice you know what i'm talking about the umbrellas are
nicer than um
it's the kind of umbrella where they take it away when the rain comes you ever
been in somebody's
place like that like when it rains they put the umbrellas away because they don't
want them to get
messed up and it's like well that's its job so they had nice umbrellas they
were like probably 200
thread counter 700 and um yeah and the umbrellas i think had a special pattern
on them or something
this is what somebody was telling me one of the security guys was telling me
there's a special
pattern on the umbrellas where birds will not defecate on that on that umbrella
if they're passing by
because it's like an optical illusion or something so i thought that that was
pretty cool man when you
got enough money or enough nice stuff where you're you know the birds aren't
even shitting on you
you're like damn that's nice you know and that's crazy to know that just
because if you're poor the
birds shit on you so that was like that kind of blew my mind i was like damn i
want to make enough money
one day where the bird where where you know i'm free of these you know these
chains of bird shit or
whatever that bind us um what else was interesting about it i'm not trying to
brag about it i just
think that some people would think that it's interesting you know i wanted to
talk with him i
wanted to learn more about just his family a little bit if i could yeah i
wanted to ask that michael jackson
question and i forgot i wanted to ask if i thought that if he if he thought
that he had a better chance
of running against biden or uh kamala and yeah and then i just wanted to talk
to him you know i wanted to
you know i know he had a brother that passed away from alcoholism and i wanted
to uh just to talk
about that just to learn about it a little bit and and see what that was like
you know because i know
that a lot of times we talk about that stuff on here and if people if there's a
way to talk about
it with people so but yeah i was super nervous it even makes me nervous i think
even thinking about it
uh i wore like a suit coat or something um and that made me you know that just
makes you
fucking nervous you you know you just feel like a damn stuffed animal when you
put those things on
you feel like just a little teddy bear or something you know you feel like you're
just supposed to do
you know like you're just supposed to get angry at your secretary or something
and uh and then
cheat on your spouse or whatever you know just you know you just feel like you
just can't handle it
kind of like those jackets kind of make me feel like that too but i wanted to
um be respectful you know it's definitely it's a respectful environment
and i've never gotten to talk to a president i mean you know i've gotten to say
you know see one kind
of in passing and um but it was just fascinating so that was yeah that was
fascinating man um
and then oh this was one thing that was really cool so afterwards there's a
restaurant at the
at the golf club in bedminster you know it's really i mean it's beautiful but
the grass all looks like
it actually went to super cuts you know not like a just somebody did it with a
mower it's like so you
know like somebody you know it's like the the lawn looks like it waited in a
chair for its appointment
with a barber it's just nice and um oh and there's secret service this is the
craziest part
so there's people playing golf and then there's just secret little setups of
secret service people with
can i don't know if they're cannons or whatever you know hand cannons or
something you know artillery just
placed in different spots so
yeah i think you just got to be careful where you hit where you hit your ball
over there but
so there's a restaurant so we go up there and i'm sitting and i'm eating dinner
uh before i have
to leave i'm getting some dinner with one of his staff members and we're
sitting at a table it's just me and him
um the guy i've been communicating with his name is alex nice guy really
creative guy and then trump
comes up for dinner at some point i didn't know this and they play the song
proud to be an american
when he comes up right which is kind of it's crazy you know it's a vibe and and
uh but they play it and
so the song so everybody's standing up and kind of clapping and um and you
think the song's over right
it's a kind of a long song and then it's like you think it's like over and then
it's like and i'm
proud it does it one more time you're like all right let's go for this ride
again and then he
sits there he keeps at his table he keeps the ipad with the aux cord or
whatever and so throughout the
meal he's just playing songs you know he played uh what did he play he played
some poison i think
unskinny bop at one point i think trying to remember um he played oh during
soup they played uh trick daddy
which i thought was that was awesome you know i've never had soup to trick
daddy and then uh
baby because i'm a thug and then oh at dessert i did during dessert they played
smooth criminal which i
thought was the best thing ever bro uh so anyway the whole thing was
it was just interesting you know it was like and it all happened so fast and
then i left immediately
to the airport so it just all happened so fast um