Name: Theo Stands Up For the Mailmen
Uploaded: 2024-09-02T13:00:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Stands Up For the Mailmen' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Stands Up For the Mailmen' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-02. Transcript available.

what's been going on hit the hotline man let me know i want to know who listens
you know i want to know who listens to the show uh we had a call that came in
right here
um hey uh uh me my twin brother and my cousin are all mailmen and you've been
doing the series
where you know you did the garbage man and you know a police officer you know
if you want to do
a mailman let us know you know we're more than welcome you know we come down we'll
take care of
business that's all i'm saying okay uh listen i need my son my second son theo
after you because
you are just the funniest person i've ever heard well i'll say it is brother
thank you first of all
for delivering mail right delivering mail and it used to be actually a lot of
mail men were really
tough men you would see him with knee pads on elbow pads eating creatine and
they would roll into the
neighborhood and really deliver some mail that's back when there was tons of
mail every mailman looked
like santa everyone and they'd roll up and they'd knock on the door and the
women would be home
and they'd say you want some of this mail and it was a euphemism it could have
meant do you want some
of this masculine energy do you want some of this man to come in with this
little man wand on him
and just hogwarts that freaking little kucha that little cuda that cuda that
stay at home cuda
or it also made you want some mail do you want information from the outside
world do you want
the do you want perfume samples do you want the government to be harassing you
do you want a
you're late for your verizon bill do you want mail and there was a lot of
options through the mail at
that time thank you i'm glad to know that you guys are mail men and i love that
i love that dude this is
almost the saving private ryan of letter carrying right here that you don't let
your brother
go go out into that communication
war zone alone that's what i love about it because a lot of people they're like
yeah my brother's a
mailman like your brother's a male and what you're not out there with him you're
not out there monitoring
right working the flank seeing if dogs are attacking him you know you're not
out there helping
giving him guidance there's a ring camera there's a bee's nest there's a angry
uh resident
you're not out there we got fedex on the left fedex on the left no what ups
just rolled in
a board mayday mayday we got you oh my god dhl is here who the are they
you got to be out there with your brother you don't send your brother to do
mail by himself
so i love that but i want to know who listens to the podcast 985-664-9503 as
always you can hit the hotline
Thank you.