Name: Post Malone Got the Biggest Names in Nashville on His New Country Album
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Post Malone Got the Biggest Names in Nashville on His New Country Album' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Post Malone Got the Biggest Names in Nashville on His New Country Album' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-05. Transcript available.

congratulations i saw you at the uh grand old opry last night thank you sir
thank you for coming
thank you was that your first time there yes sir that was my first time and i
remember i i laid
down after i got home last night and i was like was theo vaughn there because i'm
85 sure i said
hi but i didn't know if i was just dreaming but lo and behold you were there
yeah and you said hey
man it was nice well i imagine it was such a tough place to be i mean there
were so many stars in the
building and that was your first time performing there yes sir terrifying
terrifying yeah because
it's like going to like the mount everest of performances of live venues yes
sir yeah it's
terrifying it's um yeah and you brought out john michael montgomery uh laney
wilson brad paisley
came out and played three or four songs with you you brought out um warren
treaty yep you brought out
warren treaty um and who else those dudes are handsome oh vince gill vince gill
so cool it's
so cool man i i'm just like i'm i'm absolutely floored i can't even um begin
the crowd was so amped man
i i you know i i never know what to expect but it was someone said that there
were two tickets sold for
like 22 grand a piece what which is awesome that's insane oh somebody someone
is so disappointed
well no they got to see laney and and somebody else is buying their wife a set
of supreme tits
yeah i think that was the strange thing it was like all these artists got up
there and
it was so fast it was like john michael montgomery laney wilson brad paisley vince
gill um
and then you played i had some help by myself and then oh your last song you
played uh uh sunflower
by yourself too yeah but yeah dude it was great there was all types of people
in the audience that
was special it was so i i like it's electrifying it's so crazy standing in that
circle like it's just
i'm so honored i don't i'm blown away i can't even believe it that they let me
in i can't believe they
let me in the building yeah you know what i mean and oh definitely dude i mean
yeah because you got
a unique look you know i mean yeah yeah you look like a look like a christmas
ornament that jelly
roll would have you know like you know did i tell you i didn't tell you and
that's i say that in
the most loving absolutely i love it i love it yeah what's the time in nashville
been like so it's
been what five or six months you've been here yes sir yeah five or six months
or maybe a little
more i think did you buy a house here no sir i want one it's just so damn
expensive um it's pricey
it is it is for fancy house um whatever you know if you get a new spot i'll
move in with you i'll
move in in the garage yeah come on in i'm pretty low i need some help yeah
exactly yeah exactly no please
i can't swing the nashville deal and that's like you go and you look at the
writers on each of these
songs on the record is because it's not like there's a lot of motherfuckers on
every song
and because like i've never been here i don't know like before actually before
months ago yes sir yeah
before like six seven months ago like i've never worked here and um i didn't
know it was like a nine
to five kind of deal but we would go to the studio at like seven p.m and stay
till like four in the
morning and we all just hang out and have some beers and smoke and laugh and
that's i think like
like i said earlier you know that's just how songs get made you're like oh that's
a song let's build
around it and then someone comes in with the next line and you're like oh that's
killing and you just
keep going and it snowballs into a a song you know there's so many great
musicians here in nashville
you don't even realize it you know you're walking down the street and you're
just like somebody's
incredible damn anywhere you go um there is so much talent here in every crack
and crevice and
it's insane i can't like walking down yeah the street oh dude and you'll fall
you'll hurt you'll
fall over you'll sprain your ankle or something and somebody will pull out a
violin and write a
song about you dying right there and you're like it's never happened to me oh
but i'm just saying it's
that it's so musical here yeah anything happens you kiss your girlfriend on the
cheek some guy pops up
and he's like that's a song that's a song well that's you don't know that's the
deal it's like you
fucking you just go to losers yeah and someone will say that's why i want to
hire not a writer i think
this is a way we could really um let's hear about this just get an old guy hire
an old guy you don't
gotta pay him as a songwriter he's just knows all the one-liners and like he
records what's going on
everything he says no you just ask him a question he'll say something and you're
like oh that's a
song oh you know what i mean yeah someone wise like a gandalf figure yeah like
that wouldn't sit
piss like old guys always say something that's a song dude that wouldn't sit
piss is that a thing
i've heard i mean old people always say something you know like that dog wouldn't
sit piss like what
is that what what yeah but that's a song that's what we just go get uh a little
hammered at losers
and just talk yeah and that's how songs come about you know someone will say
something so dumb but the
melody was sick and you're like let's run with that like just change that word
change from sit piss to
shit piss yeah and then all of a sudden it's a hit you know what i mean oh yeah
oh yeah dude when you do
your live shows do you have a big ensemble like what goes on what goes into
your live shows because
everybody kind of has different stuff you know yes sir yeah um you know now we
we started doing like
a band a couple years ago as opposed to just me but now we have now we brought
cheese out play steel
oh uh chandler yeah from earnest's band yeah yeah uh urn is so sweet and so is
cheese but
urn you know he's played with urn forever yeah he was just like go go you know
and um yeah it was
the other day they were so excited sweet thing both of them were so excited
that he was going to play
with you i was just like blown away like because cheese is he's 21 years old
you know what i mean
and he's beautiful he's a stud absolutely i mean and also if all the men died
or something
he would immediately he'd become number one look at that one right there he'd
be referred to as a
woman look at that smile oh god i mean it's like god if i didn't love these
women so much what a
handsome boy just run over there and meet that guy but i love women so but yeah
no that's amazing dude
chandler walters chandler walters yeah cheese old cheese look at him and he's
got a great energy man
he's just the sweetest guy and he's a songwriter too i think he just had his
first number one recently
that's cheese yeah yes he did with a me that was with me why did i do mario oh
it was with you yeah
and morgan oh with uh i had some help yeah no i didn't even know that yeah
because at breakfast
the other day he said uh uh or ernest said yeah he just got his first number
one and i was like and
i don't know if we went into what it was dude that's awesome well yeah because
he wrote and
played some steel on it and he's just a killer he's he's like the best dude
ever and um i couldn't
wish better things on him yeah he's just an absolute stud so and did you lose a
member how does
it even work that you bring another member in yes sir yeah so we had a band and
they um were more
rocking you know what i mean um we had an awesome string section we had awesome
members all around um
but we we had said that you know we want like you know fiddle playing and like
guys on the b3 and all
that stuff and um that was it was tough and you know it's awesome now like we're
still gonna jam with
that band whenever we do like i want to do a whole nother nirvana deal like do
another nirvana live
stream and and do a bunch of cool um you mean like play nirvana yeah like the
one we did in covid
where we did all the nirvana covers um it was so much fun i didn't see it so i
want to bring it's
people said it was good i can't speak i i think you know you watch it back and
you're like oh i could
have done way better but people said it was good you know uh dave said it was
great courtney and uh
chris and it was awesome it was a lot of fun uh if you're drunk or if you're
just hanging out one of
these nights um anyone out there you know give it a watch if you yeah wow that's
incredible yeah so i
guess if you're with um if you want to get more country at a country tuned
artists yes sir yeah the
steel you know steel and like there's a different way mandolin any of that in
it uh so lily she plays
the fiddle she kind of does like these plucky things which is kind of mandolin-esque
but no
mando i i love the mando yeah like watch like band coming here and doing uh
like band days where the
all the session guys come in and just kill it we got craig playing the bass he
played bass on the whole
album he came out on tour he's coming out on tour nice so that'll be awesome
that's so great bro yeah
last night was amazing man i almost felt bad you had to almost because there's
so many stars in the
building and you have to kind of um oh craig young yes sir oh it's beautiful
bass player of the year
bass player of the year bass player of the year he was nominated for an acm
last year for bass player
of the year that's amazing i you i can tell that from the first moment i met
you i think we met at
losers the first time oh yeah we were just hanging out out back with erne yep
and and erne is the
glue of this city oh my god can we go ahead and say that he knows everybody it's
amazing he knows
everybody and he's so funny yeah and he's so talented yes sir and i hope he
feels how much
people love him yes sir because they do absolutely and i love that motherfucker
too more than life
brother yeah i love you dude i have never he's the funniest person he's a whip
dude he's a whip it's
insane he's just he's so fast yeah he's a killer and you know um did he work on
a new is he on one of
your new songs he yeah we did a song together he wrote a bunch on the record
and he's just like
dude he's on top of it i can't even believe it i'm honored to work with that
young man and he's just
a great heart it was him and chuck um through them i met everyone here and it's
a it's a great spot
right here man i i just can't believe it
Thank you.