Name: Bobby Lee Comes in to Air His Grievances with Theo
Uploaded: 2024-09-11T02:09:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Comes in to Air His Grievances with Theo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee Comes in to Air His Grievances with Theo' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-11. Transcript available.

You know, but here's another thing.
I have some problems I have with you.
So I just, I'm not going to write it down, but I'm going to show you this.
You got a JPEG of it?
No, no, it's just a text that you gave me.
Also, secondly, do you think that I should, do you think I kinetically know
where the fuck this place is?
Yeah, I was supposed to tell you.
I mean, right?
I'm in the car driving, like, I don't know where this place is.
All right.
And number three, this.
Okay, so a couple, maybe two weeks ago, or last week ago, bro, I need podcast
guests next week.
Can you help me?
Which I'm your friend, dude, right?
Thank you.
But then you also say, also, I don't know if you've heard, but I'm bi.
Yeah.
And then I didn't know how to take that.
So I just said, I'm down.
Right?
I said, I'm down, right?
And we kind of moved on from it, right?
That doesn't concern you because apparently you were joking here.
Well, when you said I'm down, I'm like, is he showing up to podcast?
Oh, I see.
Is he showing up to podcast?
Oh, for me to fuck.
Yeah, I should have said, I will do your podcast.
But even if you thought that, you would go, no, dude, I was just kidding.
Yeah.
But you never did that.
I didn't get time.
You threw it out there as a truth, right?
And then I don't know what to think.
If you're bi, dude, I'm good with it.
If I was bi, I would know, I think, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
I know.
You would have an inkling or something.
Yeah.
Like your ears would ring when you got around a gay dude or something, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think, but yeah, I didn't know if you were coming to pod or coming to let me
poke that
yolk, homie.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, listen, if I'm with a girl at the comic store and you walk up and you say
something
like, hey, you like hanging out with a boiled egg, and then you walk away giggling,
it don't
make me look good.
It don't make me look fine, and it hurt my feelings.
You know what I mean?
It's like, that's not a layup.
You know what I mean?
That's like, you go up there and you go, pop, pop, pop, pop, right?
And then you just walk away, nothing.
I get nothing from you, right?
Yeah.
But you know what, dude?
She laughed, and that's good.
Well, I didn't mean it.
I wasn't trying to, like, throw you under the rickshaw or whatever.
I was just trying.
I was like, I thought a boiled egg was, like, important in y'all's community or
whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, a boiled egg is important in many communities.
Yeah.
The Irish do it.
Oh, yeah.
Right?
Probably Africa.
They do probably have ostriches.
Yeah, a potato is just a fucking gay boiled egg, dude.
You know what I'm saying?
That's all it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
It's like, come on.
Another thing is, um...
She was cute.
Thank you.
Is it a girl you're dating?
No, it's just somebody I was trying to hit on.
Yeah.
And I lost the momentum, and she'll probably never see me again because of the
boiled egg comment.
That's not true.
Yeah, yeah, 100% true.
And you seem to do that a lot.
Do I really?
No.
My bad, man.
That was the one time.
But look, my last gripe is this, and then we can talk normally.
All right.
Yeah, and I'm sorry about that, man.
About what?
Whatever the first gripe was.
Okay.
You don't remember?
Honestly, you don't remember?
I had a couple gripes.
Yeah, but you didn't want to go on a date with me.
Okay, that's good.
So here's another thing.
I don't know what happened to you.
And congratulations, by the way.
For what?
For being white?
I don't know.
It's messed up, dude.
I don't know.
Miss Hayes.
The congratulations were being so white.
No, but your success and stuff.
But something happened where, you know, a lot of times you and I share the same
people, fans, right?
But you've tapped into a fan base that doesn't like me that much.
No way.
And I'll tell you who they are.
Supermodel gypsies.
Really?
They have Hannah tattoos on their necks, right?
They look at me like, at the store last night, they were like, give me like,
you know what I mean?
They want to say ching chong.
Yeah, yeah.
And guess what, dude?
You know what I want to tell them?
If Theo is the Beatles, I'm definitely Yoko Ono, right?
I'm a part of the, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm a part of the ecosystem of the Beatles or whatever, right?
But they looked at Yoko and went, eh, like, would you, are you a part of it?
You're just a fan, right?
I'm like, we call, we're friends, you know what I mean?
You're at least Chingo Star.
Yeah, yeah, Chingo Star, dude, right?
Come on.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, man.
Really?
I feel like everywhere I go, everybody wants to ask me about you.
It could be anybody, construction workers, people inside of a building.
It could be somebody that's a businessman, a woman at a counter.
Everywhere I go, hospitals.
People are like, oh, tell me.
Wait, wait, wait, stop.
I don't get, so what?
People say-
No, no, no, no, stop, stop.
At hospitals, you're saying, so the construction workers, the nurses, the
hospitals, are they
all Asian?
Because I just, you just made a voice.
No, they're fans of yours.
I know, I understand that.
But are they all Asian fans or just are there whites too?
Because when you did the accent, it wasn't clear.
Oh, I'm just, yeah, I think they're Asian.
Tell me how you, tell me, tell me.
This is what you did.
Tell me about what you know about the Bobby Lee.
Is that what you want to say?
Did you not go into an accent, though?
Did I?
Maybe you didn't.
Do it again.
A lot of them.
Do it again.
Okay.
A lot of them will be like.
I'm Theo.
Okay.
I'm walking.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
Hey, are you Theo?
Hey.
Oh, you said no accent.
Tell me about Bobby Lee.
The Mexicans.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Tell me about Bobby Lee.
Tell me about Roberto Leo.
So how did you tap into this new fan base?
I don't know who they are.
You're talking women with henna tattoos?
I didn't see them.
First of all, they sound like witches.
Okay.
So I don't even believe in them.
They sound white as fuck, dude.
Also, you're probably going to be fine.
They sound white, bro.
I don't know, man.
But do you want to?
I'm concerned.
Your fans, your fans are all over, Bobby.
They're all over what?
Everything.
Every time I meet somebody, they're like, tell me about him.
Where can we get him?
Oh, like I'm a, like a porg.
No, like you're one of those.
You know what a porg is?
Uh-uh.
Okay.
You're like one of those little head dolls that comes in that box.
What are those things called?
Bobbleheads.
No, it's-
Porg.
Funko Pop?
Yeah, Funko Pop.
Oh, Funko Pop.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm like a Funko Pop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they ask as if I'm something that you could buy.
Yeah, or they just-
Well, you could-
If you mass produce me, then you could make money?
Oh, my God.
If you had a cloning technology?
Bro, if we had-
Here, put one of your hands up right now, like that little cat that's for magic
at the-
Korean salon or whatever you're talking about?
I know what the cat is.
I know.
They go-
The good luck one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
The good luck cat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, so that.
Yeah, that's kind of it.
That's cool.
All right.
Well, I mean-
But no, man, I'm-
Yeah, if somebody was rude to you, man, I'm sorry, dude.
No, not just rude.
It's just like they don't know who I am.
That's not true, Bobby.
No, those henna-tattooed, you know, gypsy witches that like you now, they're
all beautiful,
by the way.
I didn't- I don't know them.
You do.
You know, because you didn't give me your number for a long time.
Yeah.
But you know that when I have a resentment-
I didn't know it also.
Yeah, you did.
Fuck off.
All right.
Yeah.
Fuck you, dude.
You're right.
Yeah, yeah.
If I was mad at you, I'm very comfortable of going, listen, I have an issue.
Have you ever had an issue with me?
Be honest.
Have you ever had a resentment toward me?
Like, I wish he didn't do that, or-
No, sometimes I feel like it's a little tough to try and get to know you, kind
of.
But I think it's tough to try and get to know comedians, you know?
Yeah, but that being said, I mean, I'm a comedian, right?
It's hard to know any comedian.
And I think you're- people- everybody loves you so much that it's like you want
that guy
to know- you want to know that guy better, I think, you know?
Dude, I- I- I- out of all the comics I know, I feel like I'm closest- you're
one of the
closest ones to me and if that i mean i'm trying my best you know i mean i like
you i like bird i
like whitney i love andrew you know what i mean tom some segura you know what i
mean but it's like
you know i i try dude and you're busy yeah i'm pretty busy you know what i mean
but it's like
you know we do the best we can with what we have yeah and what's going on you
know um you are um
dong dong dong
you