Name: Does The Asian Community Like Trump?
Uploaded: 2024-09-11T15:59:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Does The Asian Community Like Trump?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Does The Asian Community Like Trump?' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-11. Transcript available.

- Dude, where were you when Trump got shot?
- Let's talk about something else.
- What do you mean,
where were you when Trump got shot, man?
- Where was I?
- The president got shot.
- I know, I know.
I don't really remember where I was.
I was at home.
I was at home and then, you know,
when I wake up in the mornings,
I have a coffee and I bust out my iPad
and I just start like, I just go to news.
I just wanna see what's going on.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, and then I remember just watching it going,
what a sad day for our country, man.
- Yeah.
- You know, what was he like?
- Donald Trump?
- Were you nervous?
- He was, I mean, he's kind of.
- Were you nervous?
- Yeah.
- Like more nervous than you've ever been in your life?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I would be too.
- There's a lot of Asians for Trump out there.
Do you know that?
How do Asians feel about Trump?
- Let's say it, man.
- Can I say something to you?
- Yeah.
- I'm not the president of Asians.
I seem to think that,
you seem to think that I'm their leader.
Like every month there's a gathering, right?
And I get all this information from people.
- Yeah.
- Right, and then I go out to the world,
I'm their spokesperson or something.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
- You're like Kim Jong-un.
- No, I'm not Kim Jong-un.
- You're like a smaller,
you're like scam Jong-un.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- You know, I think that Kim Jong-un and I
come from the same body type.
- Yeah, I would say that, yeah.
- Right?
Like if they made a factory of like Asians,
I'm the same mold as Kim Jong-un and Benedict Wong.
- Yeah.
- You know Benedict Wong?
- Um, I don't think so.
- You ever see Doctor Strange?
- Nuh-uh.
You have the very emperor's body.
That's Benedict Wong.
- Oh, you guys.
Yeah, that's the area you're in right now, Bobby.
- Yeah, yeah, so that's like the same mold.
He's a great guy by the way, Benedict.
- Wow.
- Yeah, but it's like, you know,
and he just went more action with his body.
- Good for him.
- Yeah, yeah.
- But I want to say that I don't know if they're,
you know, I know Stephen Chung, you know him?
- Mm-mm.
- Yeah, he's, I think, look up Stephen Chung.
I think he's an attorney for Trump, is it?
- Stephen Chung.
- Yeah, Republican.
- Yeah, he's with the Trump campaign.
- Yeah, yeah, so.
- You know, so if you want to ask about Asians and Trump,
ask Stephen.
- Yeah, that'd be cool to meet Stephen Chung.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Or to get him to fuck.
Did you see that Asian guy?
Look to the Asian guy at the Trump rally, you see him?
- No, tell me.
- Bring it up.
Oh, yeah, this is it.
- Oh, this guy.
- Okay, what happens to this guy?
- It's like gays and Asians meeting, or whatever.
This Asian guy meets this woman.
Let's see what happens.
- I like to smile.
- I'm serious right now.
- I don't know.
- Guess how old I am.
- 22?
- 16.
- Yep.
- But if you want to kiss me, I will kiss you.
Don't act scared.
- Come on.
- This is my first kiss.
- Come on, bend over.
I can't reach you.
- 21 more.
- I came to this Trump rally to find love.
I wanted to find me a good American woman.
- I'm not a woman.
- Oh.
- I'm not a woman.
- Wait, what?
- He keeps thinking I'm a woman.
I'm a man.
- Yeah, yeah.
I'm a man.
- That kid kissed that man for Trump, bro.
- He kissed a dude for Trump, bro.
- That's gays and Asians.
- Well, that's a Gaysian right there for sure, dude.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Wow, bro.
That was fucking weird.
It's almost as if it's like AI or something.
- Wow.
- G-A-I.
- Brian.
- Yeah, wow.
- Brian.
- Yeah, his name is Brian.
- Brian.
Yeah, I don't know what went wrong with him, but you know.
- Yeah, play that last part again.
- Yeah, tell you.
- I'm trying to find love.
I wanted to find me a good American woman.
- I'm not a woman.
- Oh.
- I'm not a woman.
- Wait, wait.
- He keeps thinking I'm a woman.
I'm a man.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- My friend.
- Whoa.
- Bro, that's Elton Young.
- Yeah, yeah, dude.
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Are there more Asians than Trump?
Because do Asians support Trump or not?
- Okay, I think some do.
- Yeah, I'm sure some do.
- When it comes to the economy, probably.
You know what I mean?
- What is this one?
- This is a Trump country.
We live in the Southeast.
We drink Swiss tea.
We don't drink socialist Kool-Aid.
- Wow.
- Wow.
- So there are there.
They're out there.
- Yeah.
- This is a sweet drink country.
We don't drink the Trump Kool-Aid.
What does he say?
Socialists do the Kool-Aid.
- Wow, dude.
I wrote that speech for him.
Did you know that?
At the beginning, I did.
- You're the speech writer.
- Yeah, I'm the speech writer, dude.
He said it perfectly the way I wrote it.
- He did.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, the Kool-Aid, socialist,
all that shit was in there, dude.
- What a great guy.
- What percent of Asians are supporting Trump though,
do you think?
- Yeah.
- Let me ask you something.
With this line of questioning,
are you trying to get what my political affiliation is?
- No.
- Right?
I ain't gonna tell you, dog.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
And I have to say this, I'm in the middle.
- Yeah.
- Who do you?
- I am, that's a good question, man.
- Because obviously there are things that I like, you know,
I like both sides.
Like a woman's right to choose.
I don't give a fuck.
I want them to have the right.
It's not me.
It has nothing to do with me.
Right?
- I just think, um, I mean, I'm in, I'm kind of,
I'm in the middle of one side, kind of.
You know what I'm saying?
A little bit more.
- What do you mean?
- Huh?
- So you're in the middle of one side.
- Yeah.
- Well, okay.
I think I've always been, I mean, I love the fact that Trump
brought over RFK Jr.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm still pissed that the Democrats railroaded Bernie Sanders
- I like Bernie Sanders.
- Me too.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's like, is democracy even real in this country anymore?
- Okay.
- I don't know.
- Okay.
- That's what I don't even know anymore.
I don't even know if all of us are just being, uh, played.
That's what it starts to feel like.
- Yeah.
I generally don't like talking about politics, but I'll say this.
I'll say that one side, you know, um, is more supportive of what I do for a
living.
- What do you do?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Comedy.
- You mean comedy?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
You mean some freedom of speech or whatever?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- I think one side is a little more sensitive than the other side.
And so, you know, I struggle with that fact.
- Yeah.
- You know?
- Look, man, look, I've voted for Obama and I voted for Trump.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So I'm not a, I am open to anything.
- Yeah.
I've never really voted.
- Really?
- No, I voted for Obama one season.
- You did?
- One season I did.
- Um, dude, did you see that pull up that, um, there was, there was one lady
that covered
the Trump thing.
I think this was an Asian lady.
Do you see the thing, uh, covered the, that time that we interviewed Trump.
This is kind of self aggrandizing or whatever.
Oh, here we go.
- Oh, here we go.
- But that's not even all.
Trump has wooed this hyper-masculine online culture deeply.
During a recent podcast with the comedian Theo Wan, instead of talking about
economy or
immigration or healthcare or the global conflicts, they discussed cocaine
addiction.
- No.
- Cocaine.
- Did you, did you really?
- Yeah.
- What'd you ask him?
- Cocaine.
- Have you ever asked him if he did coke?
He doesn't do coke, right?
- He's never done drugs.
- He doesn't drink, doesn't smoke.
- Yeah, that's insane.
- Don't drink, don't smoke.
- Yeah.