Name: Bobby Lee on Why He Doesn't Tour
Uploaded: 2024-09-30T14:00:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee on Why He Doesn't Tour' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee on Why He Doesn't Tour' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-30. Transcript available.

know you've been going on the road my friend my boy amir k yeah he's wonderful
he's a wonderful
man dude very funny like we're going fishing next week up in uh oregon actually
yeah he loves fishing
he's good at it yeah and you're good you're doing shows up there yeah he's a
good dude and you don't
tour as much people want to see you more places but you don't like leaving home
as much is that
true yeah that's okay i don't go out at all in fact like i um i'm going up to
vancouver on the 12th
and i'm doing it with segura and segura's like well can you do the day before
and then the day after
too because i'm playing eugene in some place in colorado and uh i just do vancouver
you know
what i mean because i just uh you don't like being away from home well i mean
just truth of the matter
is is that um i like doing stand-up and spurts yeah and i'm not addicted to
like a lot i see
like santino and all these guys they're all addicted to the you know they're
dopium hits
i'm open that dopium oh wait dopamine dopamine dopamine dopamine hits right
doing shows and it's
like i i've just never been addicted to that that dopamine hit yeah you know i
um i i love being at
home yeah yeah and i um i don't know how you do it because every time i'm on a
line i see you you're in
australia or wherever whatever and you're killing it and it's like i'm happy
for you but i just never
had that addiction to it you know i think because of the fact that like early
on um i had just so much
trauma from it from being on stage yeah like one time i was at um it's a casino
gig in new jersey
i forgot what it was called and it's a it's a casino gig that everyone played
montenegro i don't know i
don't know what it was but it was like um and i remember they had this red um
curtain behind the
stage and i remember one show i bombed so hard because this is before i think
now you know because
i have fans that get me you know i mean and um but before when i was just on
mad tv and stuff like my
fans they i mean they were just they knew me from sketch and so they wanted to
see me do you know
i mean um my catch phrases yeah like you know sometimes i do or oh hot dog or
whatever yeah right
like home alone or whatever this this business is dude back in the 90s like i
just put out this
fucking like who was you you got in a fight with sinbad or something yeah yeah
no no no no but check
this out dude check so check this out so this right here i just posted this is
a 1998 okay original room
lineup wow okay i can't wait to see this actually yeah and um i mean look at it
1998 and when i saw
this lineup i was it brought me back to that time and in that time in comedy
look at who's in it
they're still around schubert's still around johnny sanchez argus is still
around dice is still around
rogan brian holtzman wow right and this is 26 years ago wow right yeah the
whole lineup this is
july 4th july 2nd 1998 yeah yeah jonathan got sick okay jonathan got sick one
of the funniest guys
i've ever met in my life he still does it no he quit wow dave pierre one of the
funniest guys i mean
i'm looking at it from 1998 bobby lee but i just remember watching those fools
and going wow they're
funny you know maybe maybe i'm maybe i've evolved or whatever but and you were
the talk of the town
people said when you came out no they hated me huh are you on your mind they
hated me back then
really yeah it was dude i would have dude i would have like white dudes
literally walk up to me go hey
man asians aren't funny wow yeah i was like because of the war or whatever it's
what i said because of
the war or whatever which war nam korean no whatever the latest one was with
you guys i don't know yeah
you guys the latest one would be vietnam no you guys keep starting and we also
won that okay we won
that one dude i agree bro yeah dude what does everything have to be a war with
you dude bro
i'm happy to in history i'm happy to go over there and fight for you guys next
time i'll fight for you
guys dude yeah anyway let's go back to this lineup back then it was they were
people
were so mean back then yeah and what would they do they would write stuff on
your car or whatever
no i i mean what do you mean like it was you know or graffiti or whatever no no
they wouldn't do
stuff like that but it would be more like you know um one time i was um i had a
uh a list of jokes i was
gonna try and a comic picked that out of my hand and he goes seen it seen it
done it done it seen it
seen it done it and just handed it back to me you know what i mean just like
flat out fucking rude
for no fucking reason because it's like but now because it's because of the
internet or whatever
it's just like there's you can't you're not you can't afford to act like that
right right because
it's like everyone has a shot right and it's like and i remember back then
going you know if i'm ever
in a position where i can be nice i'm just gonna be you do it all the time yeah
and i and i feel like
i think i am you do it well man um what do you mean doing nice well you're nice
too what the you're talking about
Thank you.