Name: Imagine Being Stranded on the International Space Station (w/ Joe Gatto)
Uploaded: 2024-10-03T22:05:39.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Imagine Being Stranded on the International Space Station (w/ Joe Gatto)' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Imagine Being Stranded on the International Space Station (w/ Joe Gatto)' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-03. Transcript available.

oh i saw that uh the spacex they're going to pick up the
those the astronauts that got stranded you see that oh i did not so two
astronauts got stranded
right you knew that part on the international space station and for the
stranded astronauts
the arrival of their ride home perhaps an additional reason for butch and sunny
to celebrate
the spacex rescue mission was launched from florida with just two astronauts on
board the other two
seats kept free for the extra passengers when it returns to earth in february
it is a coup for the
company but an embarrassment for boeing which is still trying to work out why
thrusters on its own
starliner capsule failed as it docked in june leaving the test pilots marooned
lots of cheering
here in the room there you go so so they called it they called an uber they
called an uber they're
like can you come get us they called uber x dude they so yeah elon spacex is
going to pick up these
two stranded astronauts bro imagine being just stranded out there that's insane
imagine you think
you're going home you're supposed to go home and then they're like no it's
going to be from june to
february it's going to be seven more months eight more months dude i mean there's
got to be nine
more months do they have enough do they have enough food packets of oatmeal
today they kind of have
enough i bet they pack like a head but like surely seven nine months more yeah
that's a full baby being
born like that and even the person who packed it up was probably like they're
not going to be out there
that long yeah yeah yeah let's take some of this oatmeal home 100 they don't
need this much as
oatmeal not a yeah you think they need 80 jars of apple sauce give them 68 and
11 know the difference
meanwhile they're up there like licking the spoon we just had 12 more jars god
dude but yeah elon's
going to get them i actually tweeted at him the other day to see if they would
let me um i wanted to
interview the oh going would be sick dude they're sending theo to go pick them
up would you take that
risk you think if they said you could go no definitely not definitely not that's
a big risk
it would feel like yeah but that would be that's a one in a bajillion thing
nobody else would ever
say they did that you know and picked them up who'd they send did they send
people that were equipped
to do it or was it i don't know i hopefully they sent ben affleck because he's
working on the
drill well i think he could just even bruce willis is what i said right they
got they got that work
work experience willis is already he's out of space currently he's has dementia
right now yeah which
is basically free outer space you know what i'm saying he's just there and i'm
just joking bruce
willis yes um but no sunita williams and barry wilmore have been stranded on
the iss since june
after the boeing spacecraft suffered thruster failures spacex rescue flight
will not return until
february oh wait it arrived already though but arrived so they already picked
him up no way but
arrived just after 10 30 p.m on sunday oh so they already there they're already
really them picking
them up they're in today they're in but at the ride back they're gonna they're
hitting some traffic
it looks like the ways map is telling them that they're gonna be hitting some
traffic okay so they
got them so halfway there so coming back must take so much longer than yeah
yeah how'd they get there
so quick that doesn't make sense i guess so let me see when do they leave to go
get them
nasa confirmed in august that the two will return to earth and will not return
until 2025 with spacex
now in charge of rescuing the astronauts on a crew dragon flight but what what's
the plan if
they don't send spacex what's the plan how do they get these guys home they put
their homes out the
side and it's like oh my god a crew situation like come on stroke stroke take
me to the river right
what is the plan what is boeing's plan oh that's crazy if elon doesn't bail
them out like that that's
crazy that there's a late yeah but everybody's flights are getting delayed now
that's the crazy
thing it's like you're equating a southwest flight being delayed it's still a
flight it's true i guess
i guess i'll favor everybody's having trouble dude nobody's above it man yeah
we're all just human at
the end of the day nobody's above it um but yeah i wanted to get to interview
the two astronauts
podcast with them yeah but they'll come you think so i mean it would be
interesting yeah if they're fans
yeah sure if they're just they don't have anything if they don't have anything
to do also you know
i mean their job's done they never have to work a day again in their life right
they're done
they get some sort of pension oh are you kidding you're name a bigger hero you
went and saved two
people from space that's that's a movie plot a real life movie plot but that's
working for nasa
that's working for the government man yeah dude you work at the post office
they barely give you a
fucking you know some guy was guy was stalled over on mcdougall i couldn't pick
him up for three weeks
where's jim always car broke down on mcdougall we'll see him in march
yeah so let's don't put it past the government so first of all if the
government said hey i want
to take you and a buddy to space i'd be like no dude you guys can't even decide
on a correct
price of stamps dude all all expense paid you guys are going to space thanks i'll
be like dear god no
but everything's become privatized now that's just how everything is you know
yeah yeah even rescue
missions apparently yeah yeah it's crazy it's like it used to be everything was
kind of like the public
things were rocking you know and then now it's like not yeah it used to be the
postal system now it's
amazon you know it's just like everything's kind of yeah or a lot of things
have become more that way
Thank you.