Name: JD Vance on What It's Like Campaigning with Trump
Uploaded: 2024-10-22T17:33:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JD Vance on What It's Like Campaigning with Trump' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JD Vance on What It's Like Campaigning with Trump' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-22. Transcript available.

so do you have to ask trump places you can go to promote or to um campaign what
does that
relation how does that work yeah no it's it's it's actually mostly driven at
like the staff level
right and so a strategy kind of yeah it's like strategy so so okay there are
seven big battle
ground states it's uh the three in the midwest are michigan wisconsin pennsylvania
and then
georgia arizona nevada and north carolina and so it's like you look at a little
bit it's driven by
polling a little bit it's driven on just like where do you think this guy's
going to do the best
and i've spent a ton of my time like i think i did like six or five or six
events just in pennsylvania
the past week and a half wow so i've spent a lot of time pennsylvania a lot of
time michigan a lot
of time in uh in wisconsin i'm actually trying to get kid rock to go with me to
michigan in a couple
days yeah because he's a michigan guy oh he'll go yeah he probably will yeah he'll
go dude he'll
he's yeah but anyway answer your question it's basically you go where the
campaign needs you
to go right and and like yeah i could say no but i'm like running for vice
president so i try to do
as much as i can just to be helpful and do y'all have do you go with donald
trump do you guys go
separately a lot of times do you guys have like strategy talks in the mornings
and stuff like is
it what is it like yeah it's it's more like doubles tennis kind of yeah it's
more divide and conquer
right so it's like you got two people and you can be in two places so you might
as well do it but if
we got like a really big event like you know the president got shot in in bucks
county or sorry which
time are you talking about the first time okay first time because they really
um he got shot in um
in in pennsylvania and so we went out to pennsylvania together to do a big
rally and then elon
oh and butler was there in butler pa yes in butler pennsylvania um and then you
know like i was in
bucks county pennsylvania like a week earlier but that was just me right right
so you sort of go you
know some places you go together but most of the time we're sort of dividing
and conquering
how um with the attempts that they've had on trump's on trump's life and safety
how much of a concern
has that been for you like it's like because if i'm standing next to a guy and
they're shooting at
him i'm next to him yeah you know yeah i know what you mean i mean i try not to
think about it man
because really yeah it's it's just it's one of these things you can't control
and if you're going
to do this job like you're going to go out and talk to a lot of people when you
got to go try to win
right i mean right like i fundamentally believe that we're trying to win to
help the country
so either you you know you either do it or you don't do it and if you do it you
just kind of
kind of accept it i mean i don't think there's i don't know maybe i'm just this
is just me
rationalizing it i don't feel like there's that big of a target on my back but
who the hell knows
two separate people have tried to take a swing at this guy in about three
months yeah like well you
know they didn't like donald trump right because they wouldn't try to shoot him
if they if they
liked him um but i i wouldn't be the first guy who went after trump i may hate
to put on the tinfoil
out here but we we've not been able to get unable to get into his phone we know
that he had all these
like foreign encrypted apps on his cell phone it is crazy to me that we don't
know the guy's motive yeah
it's nuts he almost killed the president yeah and we don't know why he did it
we don't know anything
about the guy yeah yeah they're like he had a lunchbox or something it's like
the vaguest
information they keep putting out about the guy you know he's been using a
library car like yeah
who gives a shit exactly yeah his mom's name was sharon it's like great thank
you
yeah dude yeah they're like oh he yeah they're like oh he was a colts fan you're
like
who gives who gives a shit yeah that's exactly right information yeah you know
a lot of people
are going to vote for him i think also because it's just the funny who he's the
funniest dude
they've ever had in there uh he is incredibly funny the shit he says is
absolutely wild he's got
he's got a great sense of humor can i tell you one story the the first time not
that he had met
ever met my wife but the first time president trump spent any like real time
with my wife
did he flirt with her or not he didn't flirt with her he's very sweet to her
you know gave her a big
hug told her she was beautiful he's you know he's a very engaging guy yeah yeah
some of the media
doesn't tell people about him but he's he's a very engaging guy very easy to
talk to but it's so
funny like my wife is super diplomatic and so he asks her he's like usha you
know what do you think
about your your husband being involved in politics and she's oh you know it's
nice i like you know
supporting him he really cares about public service loves the people of ohio
just gives a very
diplomatic answer and then he kind of chuckles and says yeah my wife hates it
too
and it's just like broke the ice perfectly and then she could actually have a
conversation with
him because she wasn't trying to like talk to the president then she was just
talking to a guy at
that point yeah and uh he's he's just he's he's got a very a very good way
about him and he breaks
down some funny stuff dude at that al smith dinner the other night that shit
was good yeah what if
tony hinchcliffe helped him write that or not i don't know uh it's a good
question but he's i'm
telling you a lot of the stuff he just comes up with himself i mean the the
line where he was talking
about you know white dudes for kamala oh yeah and he and he was like he was
like i forget exactly
what he said but something to the effect of well it's okay they're they're they're
their wives and
their wives boyfriends are all voting for trump that shit was pretty crazy dude
uh and like all good
jokes there's like an element of truth to it oh my best wasn't even rubbed on
lucky chuck schumer
right there squeeze a couple bucks out of the fucking insurance companies right
there um
Thank you.