Name: JD Vance on How Intense the Ohio State / Michigan Rivalry Is
Uploaded: 2024-10-24T13:01:14.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JD Vance on How Intense the Ohio State / Michigan Rivalry Is' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JD Vance on How Intense the Ohio State / Michigan Rivalry Is' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-24. Transcript available.

I just went to uh I just went to Lambeau Field the other day you've been there
uh I don't think
I ever have been to Lambeau Field but I think I'm going to Lambeau Field
tomorrow. Nuh-uh. Yeah
yeah um I'm pretty sure I mean running for vice president you never know where
you are day to day
but um I'm pretty sure we're going to the Packers game tomorrow. Wow. Yeah.
Dude it was so good. Did
you have fun? It's amazing yeah um we we just went I had a show there the night
uh on a Saturday
night last Saturday so we just got to go do a tour. Okay. But um yeah it's just
so wild you drive
into this you know it's a small city. Yeah. And you're like wait there's an NFL
team here it doesn't
make sense really. Yeah like the NFL team. Yeah. In some ways right I mean the
Packers are so popular
but are you are you a big football guy? Yeah. Okay so I'm a big college
football guy. Yeah I'm more of a
college football guy but I I like both um so I'm an Ohio State guy went to Ohio
State you know born
raised in Ohio um but you know there's like the Ohio State Michigan rivalry is
one of the big big
rivalries and this happens of course after um after the election so I'm hoping
to go to the game
but you talk about like a kid crying at a football field this is this reminds
me of a story is like
one of my my dear friends and he's like otherwise a nice guy but Ohio State
Michigan just turns into a
he turns into a total animal so this is 2006. Who is he the senator you're
talking about? No no no it's
totally different guy this is a buddy I've known since I was like five years
old okay just a guy
back home we go to the Ohio State Michigan game uh we're number one they're
number two I think we
win that game like 42-39 it's a very very tight game I don't remember the exact
score and we're
leaving and there's this family and this kid is like you know there it's a
family of Michigan fans
and this kid is crying and you know my buddy goes up to him and he you know I'm
like oh you know
Bill's gonna be like sweet to this family like welcome to Ohio glad you guys
come to the game
sorry it didn't work out and and and my buddy goes I'm oh are you are you sad
that Michigan lost and
little boy goes yeah and he says well maybe next time you won't root for a team
that sucks
and I was like oh shit Bill uh we should try to be nicer to the new cars
but then like you realize that that's actually not a concierge no no but that's
why Ohio State
Michigan hate each other right because that kid was probably nine years old so
this is 2006 I mean
he's I don't know close to you know 25 now yeah he probably still remembers
that asshole from Ohio State
yeah but he was crying after a game and like that's what makes the rivalry and
now that kid is Tom Brady
yeah that's right exactly that's how it gets oh dude I remember the craziest
thing I ever saw
was there was a Mexican father and son balling crying when the rock came back
one night at WWE
yeah standing there together same height uh that's a balling crying dude they
both had belts on
and it was like yeah yeah I mean those are it's like the little rituals that
that actually make life
worth it man but oh yeah but definitely I mean like like my son he's seven now
but I took him to the
Ohio State Michigan game I think the last when I took I took him to the game
last year but then we
you know we watch it even when he's like four years old and uh Michigan has
beat Ohio State the last
three years and so it's just like you know the first time I ever saw my kid cry
over sports event
was last year at the Ohio State Michigan game when they beat him when when
Michigan beat Ohio State
yeah oh when you cry when your team wins that means something is probably you
have parenting
issues in your home I feel like you know that's right that's definitely right
that's definitely
right but I mean it's it's like I mean Ohio State just lost to Oregon a couple
you know like a week
ago I guess and you sort of realize like I get so much joy out of watching
sports and like taking my
son to the Ohio State Michigan games like one of the coolest moments of my life
as a father but
then it almost always ends in heartbreak yeah right because only one team
actually wins the championship
and I I sometimes wonder like why do we put ourselves through this it's so true
that such that
it is yeah at a certain point you're the odds are you're gonna face not feeling
great yeah that it's
gonna end right yeah I mean like I guess the one team in my lifetime like the
Bulls in the 90s
Chicago Bulls in the 90s and the Patriots when they had the Brady Belichick run
like most of the time
you're actually happy if you're a fan of that team but I mean like I'm a Bengals
fan um in in pro sports
and like they made the Super Bowl a few years ago and it was so cool yeah I
remember that against 49ers
uh wasn't it against the 49ers it's funny I don't even remember who they were
playing against but I
remember they lost at the very end it was a very close game we almost put it
off but then it's like
all the joy turned into complete sadness like I'm a grown man on the verge of
tears because a
fucking sports team that I root for lost a game like wake you know wake up man
I think I wonder what
it is maybe it's just like sorry I just don't say the f word or no it's okay
dude make sure people
still vote for me if it's too many f-bombs I'm gonna lose too many votes so I'll
try to tone it down
okay yeah if you say more than seven or eight I'll tap you on the shoulder
thank you yeah dude oh I
well actually my ribs dude I've been on um like almost like just on bed rest
the past like eight
days because I I was at the Vanderbilt game when they beat Alabama um two weeks
ago that was a big
one and some guy I don't even know him I got a little bit of a look at him and
he squeezed me so
hard he kept squeezing me and I was like don't squeeze me anymore and then he
squeezed me even
more and you could hear happy squeeze or you could hear my ribs like dude they
really like the oxygen
leaving your lungs yeah please don't go that's on bed I love you ribs that had
never been away from
like they were leaving home for the first time wait but was he squeezing you
because he was happy he was
happy okay so this wasn't like uh so I was smiling dude my smile hit I mean the
more he squeezed my
the edges of my smile you could hear him ding against my earlobes yeah I mean
he squeezed me as much as
somebody could be squeezed his wife is not doing well if that guy has a wife I'll
tell you that
because that anyway my ribs I've been having to ice some dude it's been oh
really it's like actually
cracked a rib I mean it's so it sucks but it was awesome but it's like yeah the
pain you go through
to be associated with it yeah I mean look my so um like I've only been to the
game in Ann Arbor once
and uh you know Ohio State fans again oh is it weird going up in that territory
people throwing beer
bottles at us sometimes full beer cans at us I had some kid run up he was like
a 19 year old kid
run up from behind me and it had been raining a lot that day and he had like
like he'd taken a chunk of mud out of the ground and shoved it in my mouth I
mean this again this is
like what these sports rivalries are built around is is moments like this but
uh we we had we had I
guess won four years in a row that's reforestation isn't it that's right uh but
man we we'd won four
years in a row and uh this this girl she's like you know 22 years old she gets
in my buddy's face
and she said this is my senior year you ruined my college career because you
guys beat us four years
in a row and then she takes a swing at him and a cop tackles this 22 year old
girl down the bleachers
yeah and I'm just you know like man again yeah people get injured people get
injured at sporting
events it's crazy oh yeah I thought that for a second I thought you were
describing a wedding in
Appalachia that's what I thought for a second we've had we've had we've had we've
had some of those too
I'm just joking I'm just joking
you