Name: Theo Asks BigXthaPlug About Aliens, and If He'd Go to Space
Uploaded: 2024-10-30T23:31:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Asks BigXthaPlug About Aliens, and If He'd Go to Space' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Asks BigXthaPlug About Aliens, and If He'd Go to Space' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-30. Transcript available.

plug they're sending a lot of people to space would you ever go to space if you
if we needed
you out there a lot of people would have to go before me like you would have
like a group of
people would have like not the astronauts that like you would have because they
said they're
supposed to be building a hotel up there or something yeah somebody got to go
stay in that
hotel for a week and come back safely and they got to check all their blood you
know their vitals
and if everything good i'd go like the third or fourth group trip you know what
i'm saying i'd go on
that i would that'd be wild if you were out there it would because i would be
lighter yeah that's
really where i want to go lean with it rock with it exactly i would make i
would i have so many captions
when i come back man i wonder if you could write different bars if you were in
space because it
would affect you differently my mental right yeah i can't say nothing about
standing on business because
i'm floating on business i see what you're saying yeah that'll be hard we gotta
i gotta do we gotta
get gotta get some space man first album written in space that'd be tough i'm
on some soldier boy stuff
now first first rapper to write an album in space yeah i wonder man big extra
terrestrial you could
meet an alien out there do do a lot of you believe in aliens do you believe in
aliens my friend
i don't know because you gotta think man they got a lot of space out there they
do do i believe that
there is another uh like planet out there with life on it of course i think so
aliens i think they might
look just like us yeah i think they might look just like us they might just
speak different and yeah yeah
i ain't gonna say they just look like you know i'm not gonna say that but yeah
like a teletubby or
something yeah they might look like yeah i'm not gonna do that but they might
look like the guy with the ears
yeah him down there damn it's right there they might look like that oh damn he
look like he cut his own hair
that guy cuts his own hair man maybe what what if they don't have to cut their
hair that's just how
their hair naturally is they just snap and it falls off how they want it to be
wow that's just that's
as alien as it'll get for me dude we used to have a bus driver he'd cut
everybody's hair he was the
barber in our town so like once a month he pulled a bus over two dollars
everybody get cut up two
dollars i don't know if i don't know if i want their hair oh it wasn't a great
cup but it's the only
cut they had man was like what can you get for two dollars i mean you get what
you get he was just
sitting a bowl like out here just cutting around well he could do it off a site
he didn't need a
uh you know a dishware or nothing but he could he he he he he did it he didn't
have that much faith
in himself though because two dollars that's you get two dollars that don't
even get you no dip that
don't get you nothing but this was man this was 25 years ago though 222 okay
okay if you got to meet
some aliens what songs would you play for me you think mm-hmm yeah mm-hmm i'm
from texas
texas and and what about some other artists the biggest the largest yeah i
would play that for
them they would like that but if they pull up with a big ass large ass alien
you're gonna have some
competition though he gonna like the song though he gonna like the song that's
all i know but uh i
definitely would play gotta play some lil wayne i would play yeah dude you
gotta play some little way
we used to live not far from juvenile and he chased a woman down the street one
night in our neighborhood
we're just gonna say she did something wrong oh i'm assuming she did
yeah and we can probably take that out i don't want to hurt the guy's feelings
i don't know if that's still pending either um
yeah and i don't know if that's still a little bit of a big deal i don't know
if that's still a little bit of a big deal
yeah and i don't know if that's still a big deal i don't know if that's still a
big deal
yeah and i don't know if that's still a big deal i don't know if that's still a
big deal
yeah and i don't know if that's still a big deal i don't know if that's still a
big deal