Name: Theo Asks BigXthaPlug What the Holidays Were Like in Jail
Uploaded: 2024-11-04T16:41:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Asks BigXthaPlug What the Holidays Were Like in Jail' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Theo Asks BigXthaPlug What the Holidays Were Like in Jail' from Theo Von Clips on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-04. Transcript available.

what uh what did you go to jail did you say you went to jail what did you go to
jail for
uh so well how about this what were the holidays like in jail
uh what holiday did i spend in jail did i spend the holiday i think i spent no
i did
i spent thanksgiving in jail oh yeah what's it like do people get up early is
anything special
like on that uh you know what i think about it though i was in solitary
confinement though for
that thanksgiving so boom no no yeah yeah i was i was yeah i was so it was just
a bunch of
screaming from door to door would you just hear people voices do people at
least sing like uh
i mean you got there's people that sit there that's actually crazy you know
what i'm saying so they
actually do scream and do all the other stuff but they scream anything special
like because it's
thanksgiving that's what i'm wondering oh no no no no no no i was screaming
something special on
the day i got out it was a tuesday like the day i was supposed to go to court
it was a tuesday yeah
so when i woke up to take my shower i was just i was singing singing tuesday tuesday
like if you've
ever seen norby he was in the shower knowing that he had to go to the water
park with a girl on a tuesday
that's exactly how it was now everybody that was in their room was just dying
laughing it's a happy day
yeah it was a happy day wow so yeah thanksgiving what about halloween were you
in there no no halloween
i was out thanksgiving yeah so y'all get a special meal or like is there any i
mean yeah they cut
they give you a little scoop of dressing and that but it's it's just not the
same as do y'all go around
the table and like say what you're thankful for anything like that nah i doubt
that's how it went
you see there you go oh who are those guys i don't know them oh i don't know
now
yeah look i mean it definitely yeah it seems yeah i guess it wouldn't be the
best like
it wouldn't be the best like really holidays holidays in jail i feel like they're
not really
celebrated because that's the time where everybody wishes they was with their
family you know what i'm
saying so that's when everybody it's kind of intense because everybody is upset
everybody want to be with
their kids their moms their you know i'm saying so everybody just kind of try
to get through the day
yeah that's a good point i've never thought about that you kind of almost
pretend like it's not that
day exactly did they have like a lot of gay activity in jail did you see any of
it or you hear about
it sometimes on there was one gay experience for me in jail and it was an older
dude that had he was in
there from stealing a bunch of uh wood from home depot damn probably gonna
build him a little gay hut
i don't know but he had been in there he had been in there i don't think nobody
knew that he was like
that or whatever but you could tell he had been down a lot like he had he done
went to jail a bunch
of times yeah yeah and there was a uh there was a guy that came in there that
was a dentist but he was
a member of the lgbtq community okay and he came in with nothing like he was
from this is right when
he was a dentist yeah but he was illegal dentist you see what i'm saying like
so he knew how to do
teeth but he didn't have he didn't have a storefront or the paperwork or
anything he just you know
i'm saying exactly he just knew how to do but he was from he's from mexico this
is when they were
this is when the whole ice situation was going on and they were catching a
bunch of the illegals and
sending them back and so my my power was a bunch of illegals and he was one of
the illegals but he
just happened to be a part of the lgbt you know what i'm saying so right he was
a gay gentleman but
he also was a d did he did uh dental he did dental and he would do dental in
the in the no no no that's
what that's how he got arrested when he got pulled over he had a bunch of
dentist equipment and
dentist stuff in his trunk and he just there was no license wow yeah so that's
that's what got him but
then on top of that like i said he was illegal yeah so but yeah he uh didn't
have nothing and
the og the old school he had some stuff and so he just basically took care of
him and he had to take
care of him so it was just kind of like a prison kind of a love story almost
exactly we weren't even in
prison he was just in jail but that yeah that kind of that messed me up though
yeah that messed me up
yeah so no but even then at least you get to see somebody having some romance i
guess it's almost
i didn't see anything yeah or you get to or i guess it's yeah i don't know i
didn't see anything i
just you know you kind of put you start to put two and two together but i bet
some people get a little
bit envious like at least he got somebody you know i mean i hey man i don't
know i didn't think that
way yeah i just mean either dude i just yeah but that's love is love though
yeah if people are in for a
long time i could see how if somebody's in for a long time and they're not
going to get out
they say i'm just going to have to figure this out over here and call i mean if
you're in jail
if you're in prison for the rest of your life
no i can't even say that because that insinuates that if i was to ever go to
prison
for the rest of my life yeah yeah so i don't know we're here now yeah yeah
happy thanksgiving happy
thanksgiving wow man yeah i guess i wonder what the holidays are like in there
and stuff like
that but um is there anything that you missed wait what's the difference
between jail and prison
i've never been to prison so i can't really tell you how how bad prison get but
from what i've heard
it's just i mean you gotta it's it's see jail you possibly going home you know
i'm saying like you
you can go home prison you know you're there for a little bit so that's when it's
more hostile it's
more gangs it's more oh you know i'm saying that's where that stuff takes a
play in like the the gang
wars and then the racial stuff that stuff is real in prison you know they hate
all that some people
say that the the feds is better than prison just because after strength it's
for one i guess a lot
more people with money there so and there's just a lot more stuff there like
tablets you know i mean
everybody got tablets now even in even in prison they got tablets yeah but this
is you know for a
while swings recess type shit outdoor stuff that's i've never been to prison i've
never been to the
feds so i don't know i'm just going off of what i've been told but i know if
jail suck prison gotta
be worse yeah and the feds gotta be worse than that damn you know so it's just
like but if i ever go
down and do some time i'd rather go to the feds because they just look like
they they're not free but
they're freer yeah a little more relaxed exactly exactly yeah i don't know if i'm
gonna ever go to
prison or not i mean i yeah you know overall i would probably i would hope i
didn't yeah but don't
fucking try me yeah no for sure so that's how i think about some of that
Thank you.